Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 8-15-19

  • Published: 16 August 2019
  • Bill rambles about racing, museums, and Nia reads a review.

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    I was born a freckled child in a land far away during a much simpler time. I did well in school until it counted. As a freshman in high school I had dreams of going to Notre Dame and becoming a lawyer. By the time I was sophomore I was taking shop class and was considering getting into construction. I ended up working in warehousing and unloading trucks. Other than stand up, that job was the most fun I ever had.

    I am now a stand up comedian. I do a couple hundred shows a year. And I enjoy the travel. I’ve done four hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This”, “Let It Go”, “You People Are All The Same” and “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.” I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. And I have an animated series on Netflix called: ‘F’ Is For Family.’ Occasionally I act in movies but only when they let me.
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Comments • 677

  • John Shanley
    John Shanley  2 weeks back

    Don't ever change Billy boy

    • its_a_trab
      its_a_trab  3 weeks back


      • Duke Silver
        Duke Silver  3 weeks back

        Are these podcasts recycled ? Why is he saying he's 43 and living in a one bedroom apartment ? Is this from 8 years ago ?

        • Guns& Odin
          Guns& Odin  3 weeks back

          Bill it's not the booze that made you gain weight. Beer doesnt really help but its not the booze. Look at army soldiers, marines and navy seals. A whole lot drink a shit ton almost every day and they do pt, they are still in shape. Iv never met you and all but for some random reason you not drinking even 1 or 2 beers here and there bug me, it doesnt effect my life at all but for some reason its weird. I have to skip every podcast that is all about sports, cars and no booze. Its just boring, i like muscle cars, drinking and a little bit of college football but its nothing compared to the funny stories or crazy rambling you have on the show.

          • Neil Mcevoy
            Neil Mcevoy  3 weeks back

            What music is played at the end?

            • Farnsworth
              Farnsworth  3 weeks back

              The cereal thing has been shown before.... it's normal. Btw who's the guy with hair on the front of these videos?

              • Sing Along
                Sing Along  4 weeks back

                hey its thursday morning 8/22 or someshit where the fuck you at u punkbitch

                • J Schultz
                  J Schultz  4 weeks back

                  If you are going to read Wilder you might as well move to a pipe. Lol

                  • Mike
                    Mike  4 weeks back

                    "rob one out and immediately think about leaving her" 😁😁😁

                    • James L
                      James L  4 weeks back

                      What a life..doing what you love with who you love

                      • TheKhal
                        TheKhal  4 weeks back

                        Nia doesn't deserve Bill.

                        • Sean Cunningham
                          Sean Cunningham  4 weeks back

                          Nia is here...aaaaaand I'm gone

                          • Uncle Price
                            Uncle Price  4 weeks back

                            1:30:05 dont mind me just a time stamp for me self

                            • Tyler Speier
                              Tyler Speier  4 weeks back

                              almost a decade of podcasting and this mf'er still can't read

                              • Phil Jermakian
                                Phil Jermakian  4 weeks back

                                PG 13 is where they can get teens money and teens spend a ton.

                                • Alexandr Nita
                                  Alexandr Nita  4 weeks back


                                  • Consuming Ape
                                    Consuming Ape  4 weeks back

                                    I know she’s your wife and you love her but she’s just a fucking annoying hole to the rest of us. Get rid!

                                  • lovelle spice
                                    lovelle spice  4 weeks back

                                    that SHHH thing from the side of the mouth that people do "shuffering shucotash" is called a lateral lisp, Bill.

                                    • Al Nevsky
                                      Al Nevsky  4 weeks back

                                      Thoreau is the guy.
                                      Walden is the pond.

                                      Now go read the book on a sunny day you phuquker.

                                      • Al Nevsky
                                        Al Nevsky  4 weeks back

                                        "...they got Madonna's twelve foot long rubber..."

                                        • Al Nevsky
                                          Al Nevsky  4 weeks back

                                          ...and it still has the original shit stains on it.

                                      • Bif Webster
                                        Bif Webster  4 weeks back

                                        Sorry for all the posts, Bill, but it's YOUR FAULT.

                                        Anyway, you probably remember women protesting Augusta National golf club, correct? It was a very small protest, and it fizzled out very quickly. But the point I'd like to make is this: These women were upset that men had a private club that women could not join. Sure, they could golf there, but they could not participate in that private club. Hence the protest.

                                        Well, at the same time, there was a workout place, can't remember the name of it offhand, but it was named after a female celebrity. I believe she owned the establishment. But their thing was "females only." So I asked why that was acceptable. Why was that okay for women to exclude men from a "private club" but men couldn't do the same.

                                        The answer was hilarious; The answer was, "Because men hit on us when we're working out and we don't like it." Okay, sure, that's cool, if you don't like being hit on by men while you're working out. I get it. But at the same time, men can say, "We don't want women in our club because they would change the environment of our club." Both are the same, really. But did that stop women from saying it was "different"? Yeah, no, they said that.

                                        Excluding ANYONE for ANY REASON should have been their battle cry. But it wasn't. For women, it was specific. For men too, it was specific. So why was one side granted _more_ leverage than the other? Yeah, I am still trying to process that thought of theirs, and I keep coming up with THEY'RE FULL OF SHIT.

                                        Linda Evans Fitness Center, I think was the name of the place. But I could be wrong. I don't even know who she is, actually. Oh, right, she starred on the sixties television show, _The Big Valley._ [ADD PUNCHLINE HERE]

                                        But there it is... it's okay to exclude men for an arbitrary reason, but if men do it, they're misogynist pigs?

                                        • Bif Webster
                                          Bif Webster  4 weeks back

                                          @higgles bug, but he did, just the other day. He took it out of context, of course, but he read it nonetheless.

                                        • higgles bug
                                          higgles bug  4 weeks back

                                          @Bif Webster also stop lying about him acknowledging your comment lmao.

                                        • higgles bug
                                          higgles bug  4 weeks back

                                          @Bif Webster no sorry ,i dont have that much time on my hands for another no life feminazi piece of shit.

                                        • Bif Webster
                                          Bif Webster  4 weeks back

                                          @higgles bug. one MORE question: are you male or female? I can't tell by the vagueness of your handle; or name, rather.

                                        • Bif Webster
                                          Bif Webster  4 weeks back

                                          @higgles bug, hey, but, did YOU read it?

                                      • Moto Mott
                                        Moto Mott  4 weeks back

                                        Bill, the humps on leather suits is for increasing aerodynamics otherwise your helmet will shake quite a lot over 120 mph or so and will knacker your neck after 20+ laps (some have water in them for the riders to drink from through their helmet). Airbag suits have only been around for about 8 years or so commercially. Humps are a bit controversial when crashing because if you hit a rumble strip or sand trap from the side, the hump can catch and send you into a nasty rag-doll flip rather than just sliding it out.

                                        Rule of thumb is that a 2-stroke will have the same performance as a 4-stroke that is twice the cc. Might not make the same peak power, but will trade-off in better low and midrange power to slingshot out of corners (hence why they were easy to highside), shorter wheel-base and chassis design to improve corner entry speeds, and weighed less. Late 90's 500cc GP 2-strokes were making ~200 hp and weighed less than 300 lbs compared to 4-stroke 996cc GP bikes with 210 hp & ~330 lb.

                                        • C Phillips
                                          C Phillips  4 weeks back

                                          Ok, Bill is doing the “re-death” thing as Jani Lane died in 2011.

                                          • Mark Sletten
                                            Mark Sletten  4 weeks back

                                            Fuck that guy with his idiotic summer rant, Bill. All he's saying is to ignore the scientific definitions of the seasons and use what people THINK they are instead. People think of summer as the months they got off from school--June, July and August. The scientific seasons are based on the motion of the earth around the sun. The terms solstice and equinox are easy to understand; it's all about the tilt. The earth's rotational axis is tilted in relation to its orbit around the sun. You can go look that up if you want, but all it means is the northern hemisphere is tilted the farthest toward the sun on Jun 21st, which is the summer solstice for the northern hemisphere, and farthest away from the sun on Dec 21st, which is the winter solstice for the northern hemisphere. Between the two solstices there is a day when neither the northern nor the southern hemispheres are tilted toward the sun. On those days the equator is pointed directly at the sun, and those are the vernal (spring) and autumnal (fall) equinoxes.

                                            • Jacob Parker
                                              Jacob Parker  4 weeks back

                                              What d’ya need people to explain everything really nice for ya? What are ya a faaaaggg

                                              • Q Patriot Robertson
                                                Q Patriot Robertson  4 weeks back

                                                Good morning from Reno Nv

                                                • Gary Woods
                                                  Gary Woods  4 weeks back

                                                  Busch beer, didn't go fancy they know it's shit

                                                  • samson bier
                                                    samson bier  4 weeks back

                                                    I'd pay to listen to that extra podcast

                                                    • alexandra mihaela
                                                      alexandra mihaela  4 weeks back

                                                      Wish I could see his face and that..

                                                      • Jean-Marc Gregoire
                                                        Jean-Marc Gregoire  4 weeks back

                                                        Hillarious !

                                                        • HogeN1337
                                                          HogeN1337  4 weeks back

                                                          well somepart i understand the seaonetalk 12months divied by 4 seaones makes 3months " Dec,Jan,Feb-Winter" "Mar,Apr,May-Spring" "Jun,Jul,Aug-Summer" "Sep,Oct;Nov-Fall/autumn"

                                                          • oohtbaby
                                                            oohtbaby  4 weeks back

                                                            Beware of the man with no vice.. That's solid. I like that *Garth Brooks voice*

                                                            • Paolo Tisi
                                                              Paolo Tisi  4 weeks back

                                                              love you Bill

                                                              • George Reynolds
                                                                George Reynolds  4 weeks back

                                                                Don't listen to this sack of S**T! A complete fraud. A gutless Leftist coward.

                                                                • Ghost Dog
                                                                  Ghost Dog  4 weeks back

                                                                  You wanted to be a cool guy, now its 4 days of nicotine withdrawls.
                                                                  Day3 will be a funny podcast. Lol

                                                                  • W C Guy
                                                                    W C Guy  4 weeks back

                                                                    I am subscribing to your 'paid for' podcast. You've earned it!......You talk me to sleep every night. Worth the price.....However, if I suddenly show up for Marlins, old guy, Disney, pitching practice, like Dennis Quaid in that impossible movie, I'll understand you have brain control!... FU, yes, I cried in that movie. Maybe, I've still got it! Man, I hate that cougars are younger than me now. F.

                                                                    • lsx connection
                                                                      lsx connection  4 weeks back

                                                                      Fuck that guy summers over when I put my coat on

                                                                      • Tury B. Good III
                                                                        Tury B. Good III  4 weeks back

                                                                        Nia, Breakin balls over there...Great show! Love these Two.

                                                                        • Latisha Gooch
                                                                          Latisha Gooch  4 weeks back

                                                                          The thing that bounced "through" the ball back to you, It was called a pitch back I had one as a kid..they were freaking awesome by the way...

                                                                          • K. Gordon Raphael
                                                                            K. Gordon Raphael  4 weeks back


                                                                            • JimNz
                                                                              JimNz  4 weeks back

                                                                              i care weather you would ram Mona bill...

                                                                              • Jere
                                                                                Jere  4 weeks back

                                                                                Was just in Brooklyn a few weeks ago and stopped at DiFara pizza and agree it was awesome. Took an hour to get the slice but wasn’t in a hurry and it was worth it.

                                                                                • Jay Kingston
                                                                                  Jay Kingston  4 weeks back

                                                                                  Now that Jeffrey Epstein has died or disappeared to some CIA black site *are you going to prosecute Maxwell*??!!

                                                                                  • Mark Sturman
                                                                                    Mark Sturman  4 weeks back

                                                                                    So, where's the MMpodcast for $0.99 link?

                                                                                    • Eugene the Philostopher

                                                                                      That psychopathic laughter is what I come here for.

                                                                                      • jacob kanal
                                                                                        jacob kanal  4 weeks back

                                                                                        13:20 I care. She mad?

                                                                                        • Jesse Albrecht
                                                                                          Jesse Albrecht  4 weeks back

                                                                                          Guy: “hey genius, your dildo’s on fire.”

                                                                                          Bill shoulda said: “just warming it up for ya sweetheart”

                                                                                          • yofed2
                                                                                            yofed2  4 weeks back

                                                                                            walter payton's 275 yard game.