Inaccurate Breathalyzers | The Daily Show

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  • ryantilton
    ryantilton  2 days back

    Trevor got lazy. He makes the obvious joke and then goes home. I miss John. He cared enough to show up and try.

    • Michael Jay
      Michael Jay  3 days back

      Bruh I just got of a relationship with a Liz I’m weak

      • Miguel
        Miguel  4 days back

        Man I got pulled over with some friends in the car. Now we were headed to a bar and no one drank anything but the officer said he “smelled” alcohol which was bs. He took all our IDs and then after gave them back made me step outside and in the middle of the night has me walking in a straight line like bro it’s dark and cold of course ima be shaking🤣.

        • Nely Silva
          Nely Silva  5 days back

          I got a Bernie ad sksksksksks

          • Tian Lan
            Tian Lan  6 days back

            My EX is sitting beside me right now LMAO

            • K Sta
              K Sta  1 weeks back

              Is it really true, that American police tells you to say the ABC backwards? I laughed out loud because I thought that's a joke ☺🤔

              • diego romero
                diego romero  1 weeks back

                Still angry about your coverage of Bolivia.

                • Keith Ng
                  Keith Ng  1 weeks back

                  What if you DON'T have an ex?

                  • Robin
                    Robin  1 weeks back

                    oh wao
                    in germany when the breathalyzer is positive we just issue a blood test
                    smh

                    • Karen Smith
                      Karen Smith  1 weeks back

                      Jokes on you, I don't have any exes

                      • Emily Speck
                        Emily Speck  1 weeks back

                        Officer: Can you say your alphabet backwards for me
                        Me: uh, okay....z, y, x, w..........*under breath* abcdefghijklmnopqrstuv....V ITS V

                        • X Wolf Gamer
                          X Wolf Gamer  1 weeks back

                          Second best joke ever 1:43.

                          • Doug D
                            Doug D  1 weeks back

                            That Liz though... 😍

                            • neosapiens
                              neosapiens  1 weeks back

                              *~~~To rhyme ~~~~*
                              ZYXWV
                              ...U...T
                              SRQP
                              ONM,LKJ
                              IHG,FED
                              C...B....A

                              *~~~To memorize~~~*
                              Zebras yeet xylophones while very ugly thots seek rich, quiet partners.

                              Our nice mama likes "Killuninati" joints.

                              In Hayward gangs, free Ecuadorian dope can be attained.


                              #fuccDaPopos

                              • Lelynn Miller
                                Lelynn Miller  1 weeks back

                                *i know the ABC's backwards!!* (I REALLY DO) i can do that sh!t really fast too & i can even sing them backwards. 🎶🎵 (no sarcasm) 👌😁👍 & when i say "i can say them FAST," i'm talkin PRETTY-DAM-FAST! 🏎🏁 (the proof is in the pudding/#HiddenTalentBackwardsABCs)

                                • Joe Dohm
                                  Joe Dohm  1 weeks back

                                  Saying the alphabet backwards is easy, just channel MIssy Elliott.

                                  • John Doe
                                    John Doe  2 weeks back

                                    Im currently facing charges for 2 dwi's and I agree with the sobriety test thing on one of them it was straight bull shit I did drink some beer but i wasnt drunk and I was so tired from a 12 hr shift at work that I couldn't do them and he didn't bother taking my breath he just took me to jail I hope to get it dropped and the other I cant lie I was drunk.

                                    • POVgames
                                      POVgames  2 weeks back

                                      police just want their good boy star for the day so they can go home, it’s a job that encourages lies and corruption

                                      • Michael Soto
                                        Michael Soto  2 weeks back

                                        I once chugged a beer and then passed a breathalyzer test twice only like 5 minutes later. Let me add I was under age at the time so I had to blow zeroes to pass.

                                        • Doran Martell
                                          Doran Martell  2 weeks back

                                          "Say the alphabet backwards"
                                          "Sure thing officer. Right after you"

                                          • Doran Martell
                                            Doran Martell  6 days back

                                            @Tian Lan
                                            I don't know what that means sir.

                                          • Tian Lan
                                            Tian Lan  6 days back

                                            Are you giving me an attitude? Are you giving me an attitude? Are you, are you giving me an attitude?

                                        • Jordan Noel
                                          Jordan Noel  2 weeks back

                                          Things like this are why I'm terrified of the cops. I'm epileptic, and sometimes I have seizures where I'm walking around, and talking, and interacting with my environment, but I'm unconscious. I'm not in control of my body. I'm not able to speak coherently, I have no coordination so I'm stumbling around saying nonsense things, and occasionally I get violent. Another thing about this is because I'm unconscious, I can't follow instructions. Doctors have a hard time recognizing these seizures. One of my anti seizure meds is classified as a narcotic, and another one can cause a false positive for benzodiazepines. That happened to me once and treated me as an overdose. By the time they considered it may have been a seizure, I'd been seizing for 26 hours and didn't know my own name. Those are the doctors. If I'm running around throwing lawn chairs or whatever, I could be up to my eyeballs in medical ID bracelets, but cops aren't going to think about epilepsy and I'm completely fucked

                                          • Agent Fungus
                                            Agent Fungus  2 weeks back

                                            Retired cop here. Worked 20 years third shift. While demonstrating field sobriety tests, I struggled holding my leg out in front of me for 10 seconds while living off of 3 hours of sleep within 24 hours. The horizontal gaze nystagmus test was always the proof.

                                            • Captain Bigot
                                              Captain Bigot  2 weeks back

                                              Breathalyzers cannot be used in a court of law. All they are, are indicators. Trust me. I know for a fact.

                                              • St0rm Ranger
                                                St0rm Ranger  2 weeks back

                                                How convenient for the highway robbers who profit from this...

                                                • Wise Wolf
                                                  Wise Wolf  2 weeks back

                                                  "Say the alphabet backwards"

                                                  "I'm sober, not a linguistics prodigy"

                                                  • John Cordova
                                                    John Cordova  2 weeks back

                                                    Can't say the alphabet backwards, my how you failed the American education system!

                                                    • John Cordova
                                                      John Cordova  2 weeks back

                                                      How many alcoholics will bash? I am still amazed at how many people will pour this shit down their throats. Or how many still defend drinking and drinking.

                                                      • Video Stop
                                                        Video Stop  2 weeks back

                                                        Gotta get more people in those jails. More money!

                                                        • an opinion
                                                          an opinion  2 weeks back

                                                          Im trying to find someone in comments who really backward the video and see what trevor had hide for us!

                                                          • Shawty Fyne
                                                            Shawty Fyne  2 weeks back

                                                            Imagine you're in court someday and they bring up something you posted on an YouTube video

                                                            • Jennifer Coleman
                                                              Jennifer Coleman  2 weeks back

                                                              I can't walk the line or do the alphabet backwards or count backwards. I only got pulled over once and got that test. Hadn't been drinking AT ALL. I don't like drunk drivers. I've hardly ever drank. I had to convince the officer I have no balence and I have short term memory. He let me off. I was having issues with panic disorder that night.

                                                              • Tragoudistros.MPH
                                                                Tragoudistros.MPH  2 weeks back

                                                                If you want a free drink, tell the officer that you've never had an ex! They'll buy you a pitty drink!

                                                                • abdulaziz yalahow
                                                                  abdulaziz yalahow  2 weeks back

                                                                  Hahahaha I like that Alphabet shoutouts Missy Elliot song nice 👍 try Trevor Noah interesting lol 😂

                                                                  • Ibsen Roger
                                                                    Ibsen Roger  2 weeks back

                                                                    More importantly, who is Liz?

                                                                    A: ah... I haven't heard this name in so many years...
                                                                    'lighting up a cigarette'

                                                                    • Big Tuna
                                                                      Big Tuna  2 weeks back

                                                                      My Cobas 6000 will spit out a remarkably accurate serum ethanol concentration dont you worry

                                                                      • Jacob Byrd
                                                                        Jacob Byrd  2 weeks back

                                                                        Oh godamn it I just did that shit at the end the other day.

                                                                        • Nci Sept
                                                                          Nci Sept  2 weeks back

                                                                          Which is why an alcohol level confirmatory test (blood test) is needed.

                                                                          • Orang3 Monkey
                                                                            Orang3 Monkey  2 weeks back

                                                                            A friend of mine was killed by a drunk driver, she was 19. So she's dead, her family is still fucked up from losing their daughter, sister and aunt. Meanwhile, the drunk driver that killed her is still able to experience Christmas, Thanksgiving and all the other things in life that my friend and her family aren't able to. ALL DRUNK DRIVERS SHOULD BE SHOT IN THE HEAD.

                                                                            • Mike taerte
                                                                              Mike taerte  2 weeks back

                                                                              ı dont want road under drunk drivers tho. and u know why

                                                                              • AvocadoLord
                                                                                AvocadoLord  2 weeks back

                                                                                Das boot

                                                                                • Dee Cohen
                                                                                  Dee Cohen  2 weeks back

                                                                                  Yep. I got a bullshit dui from a bullshit Sheriff 5 years ago. And the bullshit lawyer that we hired promised that he was going to do do diligence to make sure that the equipment was up to code and accurate but the lazy piece of shit didn’t do it and still took thousands of dollars from us and there’s no way in hell that that breathalyzer was correct or I would’ve been dead from alcohol poisoning if I actually had consumed as much as that bullshit breathalyzer said that I did. But nobody fucking cares it’s all about money the court wanted money DMV wanted money the lawyer wanted money nobody fucking cares the lawyer didn’t even do his due fucking diligence I should sue the fucking lawyer for malpractice I’m not even gonna watch anymore of this because it makes me so fucking angry that I spent so much money when I know 100% that the breathalyzer test that was given to me was bogus and bullshit not to mention that the fucking sheriff put me in the front seat of a car handcuffed without a seatbelt on in the middle of January in a snowstorm and nobody had any problem with that even though our seatbelts a fucking law in NY?!?!?!?

                                                                                  • Eric Highsmith
                                                                                    Eric Highsmith  2 weeks back

                                                                                    Wait a minute, I’ve always heard ‘breathalyzers are not admissible in court’ from watching too many LivePD episodes. So when he said 30,000 judges had to throw out the breathalyzer results had me confused 🤷‍♂️ can anyone help me understand?

                                                                                    • J L
                                                                                      J L  2 weeks back

                                                                                      Sources?

                                                                                      • Imon2udude
                                                                                        Imon2udude  2 weeks back

                                                                                        John Stewart was a flaming Libtard but at least he was actually funny. Noah is as funny as bleeding hemorrhoids. All his jokes bomb. It’s amazing to me such a no talent bum still has a job.

                                                                                        • Deidre Green
                                                                                          Deidre Green  2 weeks back

                                                                                          Yeah he's that nice and amazing!! He does whatever they tell him and he's still kind to others!!!! He's nice and strong. He's acts like a KING!!! THATS WHY I RESPECT HIM!!

                                                                                          • karlwashere123
                                                                                            karlwashere123  2 weeks back

                                                                                            It basically comes down to the discretion of the officer. And it's pretty widely known in my town that if an officer tests a substance for drugs 100% of the time it comes back positive. Those little blue pouches will go off on Krispy Kreme glaze and say it's meth. In America it comes down to just avoiding officers at all cost. They don't care about the law they just throw everything at the wall and hope it sticks.

                                                                                            • moinmoin
                                                                                              moinmoin  2 weeks back

                                                                                              Over here police only uses these devices for a quick check and if it shows something you go to the police station and a doctor will take a blood sample to confirm the results. Is a breathalyzer test enough to get a DUI in the US?

                                                                                              • x omega
                                                                                                x omega  2 weeks back

                                                                                                You should see the machines we use I'm just going to be fair in saying that we have no clue what any of it is we just now push this button and have them excel in here and this thing should be spinning