Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 5-9-19

  • Published: 09 May 2019
  • Bill rambles about playoffs, inflight movies and a certain Patriots jacket.

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    I was born a freckled child in a land far away during a much simpler time. I did well in school until it counted. As a freshman in high school I had dreams of going to Notre Dame and becoming a lawyer. By the time I was sophomore I was taking shop class and was considering getting into construction. I ended up working in warehousing and unloading trucks. Other than stand up, that job was the most fun I ever had.

    I am now a stand up comedian. I do a couple hundred shows a year. And I enjoy the travel. I’ve done four hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This”, “Let It Go”, “You People Are All The Same” and “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.” I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. And I have an animated series on Netflix called: ‘F’ Is For Family.’ Occasionally I act in movies but only when they let me.
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Comments • 349

  • Dynamo Hum
    Dynamo Hum  2 days back

    hahahaha the 'I own a yaught' head

    • furrnandough
      furrnandough  2 weeks back


      • Cryptonian
        Cryptonian  2 months back

        being a liberal is being a beta cuck that doestn understand that there are reality in the world that can not bend for your feelings

        • Psycho One
          Psycho One  3 months back

          Dude does anyone know what that song was for the break? Shot was low key relaxing

          • Leonardo Oberarzbacher
            Leonardo Oberarzbacher  4 months back

            Que es esto?

            • Jorge
              Jorge  4 months back

              What's the song at 52:00? I can't find it

              • Shira Zehavi
                Shira Zehavi  4 months back

                Come back to Israel!! There’s so much more we want to see

                • Shirelle Borochov
                  Shirelle Borochov  4 months back

                  Thanks for coming to Israel! You have a great sense of humor and we hope to see you again soon!

                  • Eran Weil
                    Eran Weil  4 months back

                    Bill, you're the man! Come back to Israel, there's plenty more to see. We'd love to have you back.

                    • Eduardo Dias
                      Eduardo Dias  4 months back

                      That is what the Israel troll app told him to tell

                  • Twinkle Star
                    Twinkle Star  4 months back

                    So glad to see that U made a visit to Israel, hope U had a great time and remember there’s always more places to visit in Israel.

                    • Eduardo Dias
                      Eduardo Dias  4 months back

                      Comment made by the Israel troll army app

                  • catster marioholoic
                    catster marioholoic  4 months back

                    I love listening to this son of a bitch hahahaha lol

                    • Jeff Peri
                      Jeff Peri  4 months back

                      Enjoy Israel!

                      • amir_dekel_atl
                        amir_dekel_atl  4 months back

                        Glad you had an amazing time in Israel!

                        • Eduardo Dias
                          Eduardo Dias  4 months back

                          Paid by the Israel troll farm app

                        • Eduardo Dias
                          Eduardo Dias  4 months back

                          Paid by the Israel troll farm app.

                      • Gianni Rivera
                        Gianni Rivera  4 months back

                        Whether or not you watch the news, it doesn't change the fact that Palestinians are humiliated and oppressed on a daily basis. If Hamas had the capabilities and resources to launch as you say 600 rockets into Israel, don't you think the casualties would've been in the thousands? Not watching the news doesn't make you smart.

                        • David Perez
                          David Perez  4 months back

                          Saw the Mid 90s flick. Thanks Bill and Jonah.

                          • Ku Nie
                            Ku Nie  4 months back

                            Wasn't the last part from some old episode? Is this how this is - they add old episodes to new ones?

                            • Ku Nie
                              Ku Nie  4 months back

                              @Ricardo montalban thanks man

                            • Ricardo montalban
                              Ricardo montalban  4 months back

                              Yeah he does a fresh one for about an hour then the rest is a random one from back in the dizzle

                          • Shahar Osovsky Music
                            Shahar Osovsky Music  4 months back

                            The Tel Aviv show was amazing, man!

                            • Eduardo Dias
                              Eduardo Dias  4 months back

                              Paid by the Israel troll farm app

                          • Nik Esposti
                            Nik Esposti  4 months back

                            I just started using YouTube to listen to the MMP. What is the deal with the Mother's Day Talk if this was from the 9th??? I'm confused

                            • Nik Esposti
                              Nik Esposti  4 months back

                              Never mind it's old hahahaha

                          • Matt Lyons
                            Matt Lyons  4 months back

                            I'm not finished with this one yet but does anyone know if he's talked about Liverpools win against Barcelona

                            • kevin keane
                              kevin keane  4 months back

                              I'm just here for the zip recruiter ad.

                            • Melanie Lofts
                              Melanie Lofts  4 months back

                              Thanks Bill. Yep, Main Stream Media is a constructed distraction. Israel not what they show us on the screen. Thanks again.

                              • flipperachi212
                                flipperachi212  4 months back

                                Yo, the thought of Bill Burr's little baby girl sitting down on a tiny chair going like "uggghh" is fucking hilarious

                                • mierzhen
                                  mierzhen  4 months back

                                  Ohhh *gheeezuss*

                                  • Mitchell Moris
                                    Mitchell Moris  4 months back

                                    Are you talking about the Golden State Warriors ... The Lakers are pretty irrelevant at this point in time

                                    • bumdog
                                      bumdog  4 months back

                                      Crap...but never irrelevant

                                  • BeyondSpace
                                    BeyondSpace  4 months back

                                    grow ya hair back you jackass!

                                    • Bugs Bunny
                                      Bugs Bunny  4 months back

                                      Rerun chuck Barry story

                                      • Keith Winter
                                        Keith Winter  4 months back

                                        Marchand is such a dumpster fire

                                        • Dick Grantberg
                                          Dick Grantberg  4 months back

                                          Damn your podcast is growing like crazy! Nice job man. You’ll soon be making more money on YouTube than stand-up! 😂. Smart business move.

                                          • Johnny Yash
                                            Johnny Yash  4 months back

                                            Hey Bill, over the next 5 months the corrupt politicians are going to be taken down by Trump. He let them investigate him based off of information that was known to be false. They attempted to overthrow the President and now it's time to investigate the investigators. NO ONE GETS OUT OF THIS.

                                            • VaZ X
                                              VaZ X  4 months back

                                              There’s ZERO hard proof that Osama was REALLY the guy behind 9/11. Bill please stop promoting the same plastic zombie info that mainstream news tries brainwashing the world with

                                              • VaZ X
                                                VaZ X  4 months back

                                                WHAT THE DUCK IS THAT HORRIFIC CORPORATE INSPIRED TRASH TRYING TO PASS OFF AS MUSIC?!! Bill....for the love of God, straighten that shit out

                                                • Sydney black
                                                  Sydney black  4 months back

                                                  What's the name of this song playing at the end

                                                  • Jack Holt
                                                    Jack Holt  4 months back

                                                    NFL IS FAKE. ITS LISTED AS ENTERTAINMENT SO THEY CAN'T GET SUED FOR FIXING GAMES

                                                    • Jack Holt
                                                      Jack Holt  4 months back

                                                      Bill the NBA is dead. Boring...

                                                      • Kelly Violette
                                                        Kelly Violette  4 months back

                                                        TROUBLE WITH TRIBBLES

                                                        • Kelly Violette
                                                          Kelly Violette  4 months back

                                                          YOU ARE FUCKING YOURSELVES.  STUPID MOTHER FUCKERS...LOL

                                                          • Kelly Violette
                                                            Kelly Violette  4 months back

                                                            BECAUSE THAT IS ALL YOU ARE DOING TO YOUR SELVES.

                                                            • Kelly Violette
                                                              Kelly Violette  4 months back

                                                              RENAMING THIS PLANET ~ FUCK YOU

                                                              • Kelly Violette
                                                                Kelly Violette  4 months back

                                                                apparently it's OUR choice of how long we want to endure this SUFFERING on PLANET FUCK YOU

                                                                • Kelly Violette
                                                                  Kelly Violette  4 months back

                                                                  DID YOU KNOW ~ ARE YOU AWARE.......YOGIS" are able to MEDITATE their TRUENESS off THIS GOD DAMN FUCKING planet

                                                                  • Kelly Violette
                                                                    Kelly Violette  4 months back

                                                                    check this ~  WE ARE STUPID FUCKERS ~ playing with the realm of NOTHINGNESS ~ now what

                                                                    • robot says: bee boo boop
                                                                      robot says: bee boo boop  4 months back

                                                                      GSW is in California. Don't they have enough of everything already!

                                                                      • chet allen
                                                                        chet allen  4 months back


                                                                        • furlonggg1
                                                                          furlonggg1  4 months back

                                                                          44:20 Sad that is the reality of the U.S

                                                                          • Chase Morrison
                                                                            Chase Morrison  4 months back

                                                                            Looked Bill Burr on Glee I couldn't find it, did it never air?

                                                                            • Zilla Vanilla
                                                                              Zilla Vanilla  4 months back

                                                                              Gonna be so happy if the bruins lose hahah

                                                                              • mike kolodey
                                                                                mike kolodey  4 months back

                                                                                Bill....if you read this I think your F’ing hilarious. You been my favorite stand up comedian since I saw your one night stand on HBO like 15 years ago. ‘’I ironed it, it’s new” I have the same thought process you speak about in your stand up. ‘The little things make me wanna take myself out” lol. Whenever I wanna Lmao after a bad day I make a cocktail and put on one of your dvds. I hope you come out with a new stand up soon. Big fan! You deserve all the success!

                                                                                • STuG37
                                                                                  STuG37  3 months back

                                                                                  Nik Esposti agreed

                                                                                • Nik Esposti
                                                                                  Nik Esposti  4 months back

                                                                                  We need more of you in the comments

                                                                              • Arich67
                                                                                Arich67  4 months back

                                                                                me too: since i stop watching news"CNN" my blood pressure dropped 50 points.....