Apple Picking Is Only Romantic for White People - Cristela Alonzo


Comments • 507

  • Kees Kees
    Kees Kees  2 days back

    Im a guy but i feel this ! Love is one hell of a drug

    • Chloe Leal
      Chloe Leal  6 days back

      dat laying on the floor side typing hit hard

      • Justin Powell
        Justin Powell  6 days back

        Go to hell, racist

        • David Crawford
          David Crawford  6 days back

          Very happy she showed up on my recommended videos. Very funny.

          • J Woods
            J Woods  1 weeks back

            I don't get the debit card joke. Like instead of a credit card?

            • Rory Main
              Rory Main  1 weeks back

              Tienes d calzado los Miguel Jordan made in Peru.

              • Angel Pacheco
                Angel Pacheco  2 weeks back

                My parents scolded me so often about them damn apples. "You're great grandparents did not pick apples from Mexico to Wisconsin so you could lay around and play video games!"

                • Lisa Alaniz
                  Lisa Alaniz  2 weeks back

                  She is funny

                  • J J
                    J J  2 weeks back

                    She's so funny its hot ;)

                    • Eliseo Ramos
                      Eliseo Ramos  3 weeks back

                      She is hilarious!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

                      • Leroy Granados
                        Leroy Granados  3 weeks back

                        She's so funny

                        • Radu Slav
                          Radu Slav  4 weeks back

                          let me ask u something,
                          i'm white, if i would marry this comedian, would it be interracial ?
                          if no, then wtf is she on about...

                          • Deep Cycle Garage
                            Deep Cycle Garage  2 months back

                            Lots of anti white racist "comedy" out there.

                            • Helidude350
                              Helidude350  2 months back

                              I’m tempted to get my nails done there.
                              That place sounds fun.😁

                              • Veronica Christopher
                                Veronica Christopher  2 months back

                                The yell voice is so annoying

                                • Brandon Lucas
                                  Brandon Lucas  2 months back

                                  I freaking love this woman

                                  • multifandomz
                                    multifandomz  2 months back

                                    i want those jordans

                                    • Victor the Kid
                                      Victor the Kid  2 months back

                                      Her name is cristela and she has to clarify she's Latina, cállate cristela jajaja

                                      • Youtube Censors
                                        Youtube Censors  2 months back

                                        Hm, she isn't funny.

                                        • KingParisBuckingham
                                          KingParisBuckingham  2 months back

                                          She got a nice fat ass eh?

                                          • Fab French
                                            Fab French  2 months back

                                            I definitly do not understand American culture... What can be  »romantic » about picking apples ? And also, the definition of « white » is weird... to me this woman is white. By the way « latin » is a culture which refer to romance speaking countries, it is not a race

                                            • Runs with Bulls
                                              Runs with Bulls  3 months back

                                              She has good material but it just feels incomplete. Idk.

                                              • SanS T
                                                SanS T  3 months back

                                                Lost it @ "it's complicated" LMAO!!!!

                                                • bubba schill
                                                  bubba schill  3 months back

                                                  material is platinum. delivery is a mission.

                                                  • Ur moms uber
                                                    Ur moms uber  3 months back

                                                    Cant help just staring at her shoes

                                                    • cibernena 0105
                                                      cibernena 0105  3 months back

                                                      She's so funny! She's like a female Gabriel Iglesias.

                                                      • Marina Kyriacou
                                                        Marina Kyriacou  3 months back

                                                        She's hilarious! XD

                                                        • bebetigre12
                                                          bebetigre12  3 months back

                                                          She would be better without the ignorant flesh tone references.

                                                          • BillyFreeTX
                                                            BillyFreeTX  3 months back

                                                            fat, envious woman, who has never performed physical labor, derides others because of her own perceived inferiority. reaally pathetic

                                                            • Tejah
                                                              Tejah  3 months back

                                                              You know guys have song for women too. Lol secretly gettin all sappy to Celine Dion and John Legend. Pulling out those Duluth manly tissues.

                                                              • hvelavan1
                                                                hvelavan1  3 months back

                                                                I thought I was the only one who did the "our song" drama 😒

                                                                • Millsy Kooksy
                                                                  Millsy Kooksy  3 months back


                                                                  • ucnhtmenow1
                                                                    ucnhtmenow1  3 months back

                                                                    It just seems all Latinos just love love songs. I worked at a laminate shop and they listened to live some all day everyday. It was very depressing. That just makes them sad all the time.

                                                                    • ancient beatz
                                                                      ancient beatz  3 months back

                                                                      Got the hispanic jordans on lol

                                                                      • David Borchman
                                                                        David Borchman  3 months back

                                                                        You are you talking about. That small percentage of Native blood you have doesnt mean much at all.

                                                                        • Cowafungus
                                                                          Cowafungus  3 months back

                                                                          It's like a 5 yr old wrote these jokes

                                                                          • Dad's Freetime Classic Gaming

                                                                            lol michael bolton? this joke is 20 years old.

                                                                            • Cowafungus
                                                                              Cowafungus  3 months back

                                                                              I feel bad that someone told this lady she was funny and then put her on stage to embarrass herself in front of a crowd

                                                                              • Cowafungus
                                                                                Cowafungus  3 months back

                                                                                Who in the hell is laughing at this? sad

                                                                                • Cowafungus
                                                                                  Cowafungus  3 months back

                                                                                  @Freddy Louie great job, what a snappy comeback! OMG LoL, I'm like soooo proud of you, I'm totally cereal, I think YOU deserve to be the one with a special

                                                                                • Freddy Louie
                                                                                  Freddy Louie  3 months back

                                                                                  unfunny people would think it wasnt funny

                                                                              • Cowafungus
                                                                                Cowafungus  3 months back

                                                                                This is one of the least funny, not only comedy specials, but just ....THINGS I've ever seen

                                                                                • Cowafungus
                                                                                  Cowafungus  3 months back

                                                                                  If you were a burglar you would already be a rapper

                                                                                  • Thoun Beast
                                                                                    Thoun Beast  3 months back

                                                                                    Wet back hating on whites

                                                                                    • Jimmy Rustling
                                                                                      Jimmy Rustling  3 months back

                                                                                      1:09 They. It's always these scary, enigmatic, mysterious and above all ill intentioned *THEY*. Who are THEY? Bears? Squirrels? Partisans from Civil War? Ancient Aliens? Hmm.... "They" must be the bees. Bees fucking love apples.

                                                                                      • Dawson Goggles
                                                                                        Dawson Goggles  4 months back

                                                                                        Women aren't funny

                                                                                        • Avver DK Mikji FD
                                                                                          Avver DK Mikji FD  4 months back

                                                                                          This. This is a solid female set..

                                                                                          • X_NICK_X 127
                                                                                            X_NICK_X 127  4 months back


                                                                                            • Anuprita Kulaye
                                                                                              Anuprita Kulaye  4 months back

                                                                                              I've heard tht nail salon joke somewhere.. . Idk wer though

                                                                                              • Blunt_Blue Bubble
                                                                                                Blunt_Blue Bubble  4 months back

                                                                                                Apple picking isn’t romantic tho...