Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-18-19

  • Published: 19 April 2019
  • Bill rambles about fatties, the playoffs, and old man theories.

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    I was born a freckled child in a land far away during a much simpler time. I did well in school until it counted. As a freshman in high school I had dreams of going to Notre Dame and becoming a lawyer. By the time I was sophomore I was taking shop class and was considering getting into construction. I ended up working in warehousing and unloading trucks. Other than stand up, that job was the most fun I ever had.

    I am now a stand up comedian. I do a couple hundred shows a year. And I enjoy the travel. I’ve done four hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This”, “Let It Go”, “You People Are All The Same” and “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.” I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. And I have an animated series on Netflix called: ‘F’ Is For Family.’ Occasionally I act in movies but only when they let me.
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Comments • 246

  • furrnandough
    furrnandough  3 weeks back

    1:00:25 💀💀

      LEAD BELLY  3 months back

      Anyone else confuuuuused about billysaying he is 42 then saying he has a Kid???......this must be a kind of mash up of podcasts from past and present,either that or Bill has finally shot through and is super confuuuuused!

      • LEAD BELLY
        LEAD BELLY  3 months back

        bill as the song goes ...doe a deer a female deer not doe a deer a little baby deer!....ya fooooool.

        • D.I.Y ER DIE Tricks and trades

          Billy Blue Balls, you're one of the greatest comedians of all time!!! Now shut the fuck up about the sports shit, I cant get 3 minutes into one of these PC now without hearing about some bullshit half of us give zero fucks about. Fuck your mudda and have a nice day.

          • Alex Lacey
            Alex Lacey  4 months back

            What is the song?? PLS

            • Michael Smazal
              Michael Smazal  4 months back

              Alex Lacey if you click on the arrow for the episode info there is a link with the song name

          • Gypical Tamer
            Gypical Tamer  5 months back

            Honestly i think it's ridiculous to not think the biggest problem in sports is the refs it would be absurd to think they don't pick and choose what to call to sway the game in a certain direction. I see it especially in the NBA.

            • Tom S
              Tom S  5 months back

              The transition into a Hollywood piece of shit is complete. A multimillionaire begging for money. Literally not one funny thing on this podcast. The wife and kid have broken a once funny comic.

              • Chris Knudsen
                Chris Knudsen  5 months back

                This is the song at the end for those who want it >>

                • Timmyboy505
                  Timmyboy505  5 months back

                  Billy Bitchcakes

                  • Ralph Morales
                    Ralph Morales  5 months back

                    My dad is 57 and the only cartoon he has allowed himself to watch is F is for family. He came home one day I was back from college and my brother back from the Marines and he just heard "I will put you through that fucking wall" and he lost it and started telling stories about his father and the drill sg's insults during his airforce days and the racism he endured and how he turned it around becoming the best at his job for 7 years straight and how the southern guys who hated him loved him and still "snail mail" him every Christmas. Never knew the full details of my father's life during his airforce years and was surprised he went through all that. Baby Boomers love that show and it allows them to see the magic animation has when telling a story because you project people you know into the characters just like series, movies and novelas.

                    • B STATION
                      B STATION  5 months back

                      Bonus hour?

                      • Jay
                        Jay  5 months back

                        Skip to 19:00 for post-sports segment. But then the ads come crashing in too :P

                        • Kieran M
                          Kieran M  5 months back

                          youd actually think bill was a sports commentator , if you stumbled across this

                          • poopoo caca
                            poopoo caca  5 months back

                            song ol billy no hair used in the transition?

                            • poopoo caca
                              poopoo caca  4 months back

                              Michael Smazal found it that same day thanks anyway

                            • Michael Smazal
                              Michael Smazal  4 months back

                              Tomas Ibanez it’s listed In this episodes information

                          • Ghost Rider
                            Ghost Rider  5 months back

                            Just out of curiosity, why have you stuck with the audio-only format?

                            • L T
                              L T  5 months back

                              He just told me because u wont c his balls stickin out of his boxers theeaa

                          • Twisted Muffin
                            Twisted Muffin  5 months back


                            • Twisted Muffin
                              Twisted Muffin  5 months back


                              • Andrew Harrison
                                Andrew Harrison  5 months back

                                What is the song on the outro? Love this podcast

                                • Aabid
                                  Aabid  5 months back

                                  A Million Miles Away by FM Attack

                              • Brian Granvall
                                Brian Granvall  5 months back

                                Bill I will take you hunting in Idaho this year... you want deer, elk, bears? Let's go brother!

                                • Kureo Mado
                                  Kureo Mado  5 months back

                                  Is it ok if we have some podcast in the ads?

                                  • raultejedor
                                    raultejedor  5 months back

                                    I love Bill, but I don´t follow sports ;(

                                    • S Brayer
                                      S Brayer  5 months back

                                      I’ve been listening to Bill Burr’ s rants and I am reminded of that schizophrenic person who walks around in public all day talking to themselves. What I’ve learned is that I’m going to listen next time because if they are like Bill, there saying some really funny stuff. Thanks for saying what we’re all thinking.

                                      • facelikedog
                                        facelikedog  5 months back

                                        The Trona defense sucked. The first Boston goal the defenseman screened the goalie. Fuck. I coulda blocked the goddamned shot Billy.

                                        • Iced Friction
                                          Iced Friction  5 months back

                                          WTF red nuts? 2hrs = 20 Ads...?

                                          • TheDeathMantis
                                            TheDeathMantis  5 months back

                                            Jesus fucking christ why soo many ads ??

                                            • Pat Brodie
                                              Pat Brodie  5 months back

                                              YAY!!! Ole' Freckles. Hey buddy 🤗

                                              • 3 Hotz N a Cot
                                                3 Hotz N a Cot  5 months back

                                                at least 17 minutes of this tour of Santa Monica of yours proves the Earth is flat


                                                • 3 Hotz N a Cot
                                                  3 Hotz N a Cot  5 months back

                                                  NOT BUT FLAT BEHIND YOU IN THIS VIDEO TOUR OF SANTA MONICA YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT


                                                  • Jack Sigourney
                                                    Jack Sigourney  5 months back

                                                    Oooohhhh Geeeezzzuuss

                                                    • Archer Senpai
                                                      Archer Senpai  5 months back

                                                      hey bill, im a young guy and i found your stretching rant interesting, could you let us know the stretches you wish you did when you were younger.

                                                      • Ryan Mchowell
                                                        Ryan Mchowell  5 months back

                                                        Literally describing the announcer before and during game 6 Sunday lmao oh Billy boy

                                                        • typeerk
                                                          typeerk  5 months back

                                                          Lebron will NEVER be Michael Jordan... I can't believe he took MJs #23 what a chump-

                                                          Edit- at 1hr 50mins I hate you Nia STFU...

                                                          • real world poker
                                                            real world poker  5 months back

                                                            Bill’s podcast are my go to for falling asleep instead of Ambien - his podcast are way more effective at making fall asleep from the boredom thx Bill

                                                            • Reaction Junkie
                                                              Reaction Junkie  5 months back

                                                              Can't wait for Season 4 of F is for Family! That show is 10/10!

                                                              • Zamod
                                                                Zamod  5 months back

                                                                Patrice Oneil was bill Burrs blood sacrifice

                                                                • Loan Wolf
                                                                  Loan Wolf  5 months back


                                                                  • Derek Johnson
                                                                    Derek Johnson  5 months back

                                                                    Burr on the money about Tim Duncan I knew he was going to say him

                                                                    • Rick Levang
                                                                      Rick Levang  5 months back

                                                                      Gawd bless YEEOUUUU!

                                                                      • Kelly Violette
                                                                        Kelly Violette  5 months back

                                                                        “(Success is about a happy life, and a happy life is just a string of happy moments. But most people do not allow the happy moments because they are so busy trying to get a happy life.)”
                                                                        ―     Esther Hicks,   Ask and It Is Given: Learning to Manifest Your Desires

                                                                        • Kelly Violette
                                                                          Kelly Violette  5 months back

                                                                          “THIS IS A GODAMN SHIT SHOW” trailer park boys ~ RICKIE

                                                                          • Oussama Khairat
                                                                            Oussama Khairat  5 months back

                                                                            oh man finally he talks about Italy, actually Bill u do have italian listeners and they love you (btw if from italy)

                                                                            • Le Comte de Occult
                                                                              Le Comte de Occult  5 months back


                                                                              • Maximillian Alexander
                                                                                Maximillian Alexander  5 months back

                                                                                Came here to hear Bill Burr deliver the Mueller Report. This guy definitely should not have been made Attorney General.

                                                                                • Wise beardedman
                                                                                  Wise beardedman  5 months back

                                                                                  Just wanted to say you're hilarious bill, and if anyone tells you to change, you just tell them to go fuck themselves .

                                                                                  • Michel
                                                                                    Michel  5 months back

                                                                                    Good Man this Burr :)

                                                                                    • Nyosh
                                                                                      Nyosh  5 months back

                                                                                      Big fan of F is for family. Have a good one Billy red nards

                                                                                      • Shogun
                                                                                        Shogun  5 months back

                                                                                        Well can’t wait till our birthdays

                                                                                        • Ben Godleman
                                                                                          Ben Godleman  5 months back

                                                                                          S4 of F is for Family. Can't fuckn wait. You rule Billy Blood Nut.