Everything Wrong With Mortal Engines In 13 Minutes Or Less


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  • Slaanesh God of excess
    Slaanesh God of excess  21 minutes back

    its kinda sad this movie was so bad but this is what happens when you have way to many ideas for a universe and try forcing all of them into one movie

    • Halley Jo
      Halley Jo  1 days back

      Me and my sister like to watch movies and joke about them if they look bad but holy shit we couldn’t make it through the first half of the movie without cracking jokes about how bad the acting and writing was.

      • David P
        David P  3 days back

        I dig the visuals and the concept. Pity the movie just didn’t hit...nearly any other marks

        • Dogewolf123 Dogeordog
          Dogewolf123 Dogeordog  3 days back

          As bad as this movie was it was accurate to the book

          • Ece Burns Blue
            Ece Burns Blue  4 days back

            I kid you not at 11:18 I was eating a Twix bar. I wish I could post a photo. 😂

            • a_ TenKidCoop
              a_ TenKidCoop  5 days back

              This movie would’ve been so much better as a Netflix original lmao

              • gammaraider
                gammaraider  6 days back

                He got me at Spotify Hobbs and iTunes Turetto

                • GG Anderson
                  GG Anderson  1 weeks back

                  Why are uncommon names sins

                  • ben fuller
                    ben fuller  1 weeks back

                    Helium is nonflammable... hydrogen is the flammable/explosive gas

                    • Jeff Glenn
                      Jeff Glenn  1 weeks back

                      This movie is unwatchable... No coherent storytelling...

                      • MrSirwolf2001
                        MrSirwolf2001  2 weeks back

                        9:46 *points out that Helium is not flammable. Hydrogen is flammable.

                        • Chronicalipso Thompson
                          Chronicalipso Thompson  2 weeks back

                          You should do Poseidon 2006

                          • ツGmiit
                            ツGmiit  2 weeks back

                            cinema sins plays civilization games *ding*

                            • DESPECTIFY
                              DESPECTIFY  2 weeks back

                              She didn't try to escape the city, the small town tried to escape the city, she's basically a hitchhiker

                              • Thomas Pujol
                                Thomas Pujol  2 weeks back

                                I stopped watching at 1:14. This is not a helpful critique in any way.

                                • temite80
                                  temite80  2 weeks back

                                  Thanks for the funny review, Kermit!

                                  • Nick Meade
                                    Nick Meade  2 weeks back

                                    Everything wrong with this "Everything Wrong With..."
                                    1). Took longer than 13 minutes
                                    2). If you'd really wanted to catch everything wrong with the film... you'd have had to make the video as long as the film (I actually enjoyed the film, but despite it being bad, not because)
                                    3). Okay, maybe that's not everything wrong with the video, but I've lost interest in criticising it... whereas I didn't lose interest in watching the film even though it was bad! :D

                                    • Just Trippin
                                      Just Trippin  2 weeks back

                                      Eating a twix at the perfect time lol

                                      • Swike
                                        Swike  2 weeks back

                                        I have another sin, this movie is an offence to the British empire
                                        *says that in 1920 British Empire*

                                        • Prinxiety
                                          Prinxiety  3 weeks back

                                          That was London have they ever been there

                                          • Carli Foytik
                                            Carli Foytik  3 weeks back

                                            I love Robert sheehan so much tho 😔

                                            • Aaron Nicholson
                                              Aaron Nicholson  3 weeks back

                                              That's never going get old funny

                                              • Otkens Pl
                                                Otkens Pl  3 weeks back

                                                it was painfull to watch this movie.

                                                • Fred Landry
                                                  Fred Landry  3 weeks back

                                                  How could you have cities on tracks?

                                                  • Danny Cam
                                                    Danny Cam  3 weeks back

                                                    my dad and i went to see this, having no idea what it was, just showed up at the theatre and picked something, and we were the only ones in there so we got to yell at the screen and make sarcastic comments all the way thru it. it was great.

                                                    also all those call-outs to the star wars rip-offs but not the "i'm your father" moment? that surprsied me

                                                    • SakuraBeacon StrawberryBattery Jace

                                                      The Minions is cause of this film bomb at box office

                                                      • tehbonehead
                                                        tehbonehead  3 weeks back

                                                        Holy crap! The dude from Incubus has that Benjamin Buttons thing!

                                                        • Srujal Makwana
                                                          Srujal Makwana  4 weeks back

                                                          Man ..that Tom guy was so dumb. I mean I mind mind blew up from his stupidity.same as the girl. But little less...

                                                          • RDZM JDQQHFZM
                                                            RDZM JDQQHFZM  4 weeks back

                                                            The book is better

                                                            • Blacklace NYC
                                                              Blacklace NYC  4 weeks back

                                                              Was Anna the Lesbian lover of Hester Shaw's mother?
                                                              Oh my sugarsnaps,
                                                              Khora is handsomely delicious 😃

                                                              • Bob Jones
                                                                Bob Jones  4 weeks back

                                                                I was really annoyed with this film, doesn't do the books justice at all. Do yourself a favour and read them

                                                                • Michal kralčák
                                                                  Michal kralčák  4 weeks back

                                                                  helium don't burn dude

                                                                  • KrazyKiwi
                                                                    KrazyKiwi  4 weeks back

                                                                    Ahh CinemaSins. No idea why you keep popping into my recommendations. But good lord, you really can't critique things when you have no knowledge of the insults you're using. Just a reminder that, there are already cities made up of Transformers, as well as two entire planets. And that's not even a minute into this video. Oh boy, let's see what other biased opinion we'll hear today from someone after the easy cash grab.

                                                                    • herrschaftg35
                                                                      herrschaftg35  4 weeks back

                                                                      This "review" sucked more then the movie.

                                                                      • Andrew White
                                                                        Andrew White  4 weeks back

                                                                        The only legitimate sin in this whole video is the Minions.

                                                                        • The Curious Mind
                                                                          The Curious Mind  4 weeks back

                                                                          THANK YOU CINEMA SINS!!! I was waiting and hoping for a video from yall on this shit show of a movie (which I finally managed to forget about, thank God, until now) ! I LOVE TO HATE THIS GARBAGE!

                                                                          • Dave Dixon
                                                                            Dave Dixon  4 weeks back

                                                                            Valid points all, but I still enjoyed it. Probably because I'm a sucker for steampunk shit. I called bullshit on the knife catch too, though. Oh, and I found the zombie terminator just ridiculous enough to come around to ok again.

                                                                            • The AJ
                                                                              The AJ  1 months back

                                                                              * Helium is chemically inert. They used Hydrogen in the "Cloud City". Because explosions.

                                                                              • Marquies Riley
                                                                                Marquies Riley  1 months back

                                                                                Just watched the movie last night and it was pretty bad....

                                                                                • james hawkins
                                                                                  james hawkins  1 months back

                                                                                  What did she stab him with, her thoughts of revenge lmao! I am sick of people surviving stab wounds!

                                                                                  • Levente Deli
                                                                                    Levente Deli  1 months back

                                                                                    this movie is a straight star wars ripoff

                                                                                    • friscoboy7
                                                                                      friscoboy7  1 months back

                                                                                      the whole final battle was basically a new hope

                                                                                      • mick cv
                                                                                        mick cv  1 months back

                                                                                        Who the f designed this weapon? The only way to stop a fire command is to make it self destruct? And what was this villains dumb plan to blow up a wall with his whole city so that he is able to go inside the walled city and be by himself and get jailed for life or executed? I failed??!? Ha you don’t know me

                                                                                        • Queen J
                                                                                          Queen J  1 months back

                                                                                          This movie was trash. I couldn't make it past the narration. 2hrs of life wasted

                                                                                          • Jefferson Smyth
                                                                                            Jefferson Smyth  1 months back

                                                                                            So... Did you watch the entire thing or did you not make it past the credits? I am confused by your comment.

                                                                                        • Augustin De Tarlé
                                                                                          Augustin De Tarlé  1 months back

                                                                                          What the hell is interesting in the vidoe, hes destroying one of the best movie I ever seen, you re taking all the world say for stupidity, and please before critics "why the city are like that" read the book its explain. Seriously this video is stupid.

                                                                                          • Jefferson Smyth
                                                                                            Jefferson Smyth  4 weeks back

                                                                                            @Augustin De Tarlé, Not sure, before my time. No worries, I've spoken English my entire life and even I get things wrong.

                                                                                            You're right/wrong about people not wanting to watch a 5h movie, look at the number of people who binge entire series on Netflix or Hulu, which is well over 5hs/per season. Hell, I watched 6 episodes of Star Trek Enterprise just yesterday.

                                                                                            Now take a book series, Harry Potter for example, make a movie where everything happens the same way it does in the book, the box office might take a hit, but the DVD sales would be where the money is at.

                                                                                          • Augustin De Tarlé
                                                                                            Augustin De Tarlé  1 months back

                                                                                            @Jefferson Smyth yeah you're right but did they get many succes ? By the way sorry if there English mistakes, I'm French x)

                                                                                          • Jefferson Smyth
                                                                                            Jefferson Smyth  1 months back

                                                                                            @Augustin De Tarlé, there are quite a few movies 5h or more.

                                                                                          • Augustin De Tarlé
                                                                                            Augustin De Tarlé  1 months back

                                                                                            @Jefferson Smyth this is why there aren't many movie of 5h or more

                                                                                          • Augustin De Tarlé
                                                                                            Augustin De Tarlé  1 months back

                                                                                            @Jefferson Smyth yeah of course they can but people would not like a too long movie.

                                                                                        • Alex Pickus
                                                                                          Alex Pickus  1 months back

                                                                                          3:21 TRUMP

                                                                                          • MediaMatters IsMyCockHolster

                                                                                            just watched this horrific propagandic farce on hulu. Good Lord. Here's the overall message. The United States and Britain bad, China good, men bad, women good, the U.S. worship consumerism, The west is an aggressor towards the East, the Chinese are benevolent and wish nothing but good for everyone. Which is all the biggest pile of bullshit I've ever seen on a flatscreen. Especially considering the reality of China, the communists in charge there, and the lack of freedoms their citizens have. My opinion? Don't waste two hours of your life like I did. p.s. AND.. the soundtrack is the cheesiest and worst I've ever heard.

                                                                                            • Noah Shively-Blinn
                                                                                              Noah Shively-Blinn  1 months back

                                                                                              People who read the books are just like
                                                                                              *"Look how they massacred my boy"*