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  • Conspiracy Toast
    Conspiracy Toast  16 minutes back

    8:21 I was watching it then a add with cheery music and I was like Wtf

    • Doggo
      Doggo  33 minutes back

      5:00 "one man can dream" as i get an ad that says "dream" on it

      • 5Gonza5
        5Gonza5  3 hours back

        6:15 Took me a minute lmao

        • 5Gonza5
          5Gonza5  3 hours back

          4:42 She still got the seat though, that’s a win for Diana in my books

          • 5Gonza5
            5Gonza5  3 hours back

            4:42 I laughed so hard dear god 😂. What the hell is wrong with her she seems happy to be falling into the ocean

            • MacKenzie Joslyn
              MacKenzie Joslyn  7 hours back

              I cannot imagine any dude in a crop top; it is much like a sweater vest, either wear the entire thing or don't wear it.

              Also in case you didn't know, the chinchilla was in the dust because it was bathing itself. A chinchilla's is fur is so dense that if it gets wet it will mold.

              • niksha edgaridze
                niksha edgaridze  7 hours back

                Ah the fellow league players are getting a dejavu 0:25

                • PvZ Gaming
                  PvZ Gaming  8 hours back

                  Period doesn’t make you pee blood

                  • The Big Wryy
                    The Big Wryy  10 hours back

                    Im about to do whats called a pro gamer move
                    JOE MAMA

                    • TheJeweledWolf
                      TheJeweledWolf  12 hours back

                      6:35 My friend told me cannibalism is technically leagal if you have the consent of the person you’re trying to eat so I mean...

                      • Р у с с и й
                        Р у с с и й  20 hours back

                        1:00 its joe jenkins

                        • GamerVid Reacter!!!
                          GamerVid Reacter!!!  1 days back

                          Do damien and zac have the same voice or is it me

                          • 8-Byte Turtle
                            8-Byte Turtle  1 days back

                            You get it cause like..... *N U T*

                            • jjrodgers
                              jjrodgers  2 days back

                              Lol 15:42

                            • 모리스 / Maurice - German Lost Ark

                              Regarding the alzheimers grandma:
                              "The civil suit, filed this week, revealed disturbing new details about a 2014 FBI raid at the facility. During the BRC raid, which was part of a multi-state investigation, the FBI found buckets of body parts and the bodies of different people sewn together at the facility, KTVK reports.

                              One FBI agent testified that he found a "cooler filled with male genitalia," "a bucket of heads, arms and legs," "infected heads" and a small woman's head sewn onto a large male torso "like Frankenstein" hanging up on the wall."

                              Source: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/man-suing-body-donation-company-after-mothers-corpse-was-sold-to-military-for-blast-testing/

                              • sean sison
                                sean sison  2 days back

                                Thumbnail:Thats why he is single.

                                • Christine Bouzas
                                  Christine Bouzas  2 days back

                                  So would having sex with Emkay be considered a handjob/petting or would it be a blowjob/cunnilingus

                                  • Max Gamer
                                    Max Gamer  2 days back

                                    HMM I FOUND THIS CURSED COMMENTS THING WHEN IT HAD 666K VIEWS

                                    • Candela grossi
                                      Candela grossi  2 days back

                                      8:03 the cute chinchilla video is this one if you wanna see it! https://youtu.be/NYIdmpp69MY

                                      • MrPumpkinMan 712
                                        MrPumpkinMan 712  2 days back

                                        I can’t get over GO GO GADGET WANK CLAW

                                        • Aeostar
                                          Aeostar  2 days back

                                          666k views. Joesatan has joined the chat.

                                          • Josh Haley
                                            Josh Haley  2 days back

                                            I was the 666001 view

                                            • •-Pîtÿ_Pãrtÿ- •

                                              *when I see the flamin hot slide, I flamin hot ride*

                                              • JoeyBirdCreations
                                                JoeyBirdCreations  2 days back

                                                Damien, when you get your period. You don’t pee blood. My man, my dude. I love you, but it’s not controllable

                                                • micah ingram
                                                  micah ingram  2 days back

                                                  11:19 Great idea, I think I'll try it!

                                                  • Random Person
                                                    Random Person  2 days back

                                                    JESUS WASN'T WHITE HE WAS JEWISH TF?

                                                    • evelinne
                                                      evelinne  2 days back

                                                      - jesus was brown (he was middle-eastern)
                                                      - jesus was jewish
                                                      - jesus wasn't blond neither did he have blue eyes
                                                      - the roman elite believed in roman gods

                                                      I can see everyone r/wooshing me lmao

                                                      • KptKosmit91
                                                        KptKosmit91  3 days back

                                                        1:00 Joe dick small

                                                        • Aidan
                                                          Aidan  3 days back

                                                          Bruh, it always triggers me when he misses super obvious things like that batman line at 4:05

                                                          • The Minnesotan Mapper
                                                            The Minnesotan Mapper  3 days back

                                                            1:01 JOE MAMA

                                                            • Magee Hall
                                                              Magee Hall  3 days back

                                                              Emkay: 1:00
                                                              *YouTube cuts to an add*
                                                              Me: Thank goodness

                                                              • Amanda Elliott
                                                                Amanda Elliott  3 days back

                                                                1:01 JOE MAMA!

                                                                • Caleb Evans
                                                                  Caleb Evans  3 days back

                                                                  10:39, ya know, in ancient Isreal that was an excuse for women to do absolutely nothing cause they were considered "unclean" for that time.

                                                                  • Mason Nightingale
                                                                    Mason Nightingale  3 days back

                                                                    8:25 guys I think He’s Lennie from Of Mice and Men just less retarded

                                                                    • Evan Taylor
                                                                      Evan Taylor  3 days back

                                                                      “Horray horray! Damien! Damien!” The youtube watchers cried! “He lives!”

                                                                      • Marko Kovač
                                                                        Marko Kovač  3 days back

                                                                        Ok boomer

                                                                        • The trash Panda
                                                                          The trash Panda  3 days back


                                                                          • Team Trees
                                                                            Team Trees  3 days back

                                                                            1:02 JOE MAMA

                                                                            • Jeremy Cuzzort
                                                                              Jeremy Cuzzort  3 days back

                                                                              The fanart made me think of Oobi

                                                                              • Hobo Stabber
                                                                                Hobo Stabber  4 days back

                                                                                I like my coffee like I like my women - ground up and put in a filter

                                                                                • Hitoru Matsumoto
                                                                                  Hitoru Matsumoto  4 days back

                                                                                  _Chubby boys are the best boys_
                                                                                  _Crop tops are best on boys_
                                                                                  *Boys are cute*

                                                                                  • paynems96
                                                                                    paynems96  4 days back

                                                                                    Can u put a dark background ? I can then watch it at night. Thanks

                                                                                    • Spectre
                                                                                      Spectre  4 days back

                                                                                      Periods fucking hurt, Damien...and they're messy. I hate having a uterus.

                                                                                      • Duni Master
                                                                                        Duni Master  4 days back

                                                                                        Intro music from cuphead xD

                                                                                        • Lizzy Troy
                                                                                          Lizzy Troy  4 days back

                                                                                          "I mean really for pornstars isn't everyday bring your kid to work day?"
                                                                                          That depends on what kind of porn you do, Damien...

                                                                                          • Skar
                                                                                            Skar  4 days back

                                                                                            3:29 was that in Canada (I almost said which province I’m from)?

                                                                                            • KnightEix
                                                                                              KnightEix  4 days back

                                                                                              i love how every time damien says "no", he says a combination "nah" and "no"

                                                                                              • Jazzy TheDreadHead
                                                                                                Jazzy TheDreadHead  4 days back

                                                                                                The fan art reminded me of Oobi 😭😂