Leave Me Alurn - SNL


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  • Verity
    Verity  4 days back

    I really genuinely need this — and the back spikes!!!

    • Brian Alston
      Brian Alston  7 days back

      LOL at Lower Back Spikes!

      • Ramona Barge
        Ramona Barge  1 weeks back


        • Aaron
          Aaron  2 weeks back

          That's brilliant. Will it work on planes?

          • Science Fiction Double Feature

            7 months later. Still relevant

            • 𓊈 𝐀𝐬𝐩𝐡𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐥 𓊉

              Men managed to get offended at this! That’s it! I’m moving to another planet.

              • lilbitchanair parow
                lilbitchanair parow  2 weeks back

                I need one shoot I can look like crap and guys will still flirt

                • 김용현
                  김용현  2 weeks back

                  For man version, plz

                  • Alex Smith
                    Alex Smith  2 weeks back

                    This shit is so dumb

                    • k meeker
                      k meeker  2 weeks back

                      SO GOOD. This needs to be a real product.

                      • NinaMouse11
                        NinaMouse11  2 weeks back

                        Wait if lower back spikes were a real thing I would probably get them.

                        • Camille Tow
                          Camille Tow  3 weeks back

                          Both of these products need to exist.

                          • Miss Mel
                            Miss Mel  3 weeks back

                            Not gonna lie, a fake urn would work better than my fake wedding ring.

                            • Woozle Snoozle
                              Woozle Snoozle  3 weeks back

                              Um yes... can these please be real?? and may I please buy it????

                              • TheTiki1111
                                TheTiki1111  3 weeks back

                                Leave me ALURN😂🤣😅😂🤣😅

                                • Marc3lina 1969
                                  Marc3lina 1969  3 weeks back

                                  Actually that’s a great idea 😜

                                  • Nix the Lapin
                                    Nix the Lapin  4 weeks back

                                    I would legit buy this

                                    • Mitzi Lee
                                      Mitzi Lee  4 weeks back

                                      Can I get the lower back spikes?

                                      • Yasmine Sharifian
                                        Yasmine Sharifian  3 weeks back

                                        Honestly they need to be real, I would buy them for all of my friends

                                    • cherrytictacs
                                      cherrytictacs  4 weeks back

                                      Just sounds like someone from Yorkshire saying leave me alone haha

                                      • chris o
                                        chris o  4 weeks back

                                        OMG the lower back spikes! Ladies, I am over 60 and I still get that. Eww!

                                        • blue eon
                                          blue eon  4 weeks back

                                          I wish my problem was too many men flirting with me. Spoiled first world bitches.

                                          • m0L3ify
                                            m0L3ify  4 weeks back

                                            I wish they really sold this... 😂

                                            • V J
                                              V J  4 weeks back

                                              The lower back thing is genius, I have back pain & yelling "don't touch me!" is considered anti-social. only if it's 4th person to put there hand there they aren't really helping. I had considered a "touch me & you die" on my top (when I'm in pain) but people are lazy & unlikely to read it. A foam baseball bat? Do like Selina Kyle's taser gun but I don't live in Gotham so harder to find.

                                              • Amanda Mauck
                                                Amanda Mauck  4 weeks back

                                                It's funny because I would really buy this it'd be super useful

                                                • Annette Miller
                                                  Annette Miller  4 weeks back

                                                  I'll take all of it. One in each color.

                                                  • nae rangel
                                                    nae rangel  4 weeks back

                                                    honestly do this

                                                    • Felix
                                                      Felix  4 weeks back

                                                      this reminds me of a scene from Almost, Maine

                                                      • blanche kiernan
                                                        blanche kiernan  4 weeks back

                                                        ‘And I didn’t have to be a bitch about it’ 😂😭💀

                                                        • Chocolate Daddy
                                                          Chocolate Daddy  4 weeks back


                                                          • Kevin Terlecky
                                                            Kevin Terlecky  1 months back

                                                            I would definitely suck Kenan Thompson's dick

                                                            • Tony Luong
                                                              Tony Luong  1 months back

                                                              Damn I'd kill for girls to come up and talk to me... gender problems I guess

                                                              • Maeve T
                                                                Maeve T  1 months back

                                                                wait I think I might actually need this

                                                                • Tavionn
                                                                  Tavionn  1 months back

                                                                  conversation prophylactic.

                                                                  • God Doesn't Exist
                                                                    God Doesn't Exist  2 months back

                                                                    This doesn't work. Guys are too thirsty

                                                                    • Freeman Trash
                                                                      Freeman Trash  2 months back

                                                                      ... i want the spikes and the urn to be real

                                                                      • Katherine Pierce
                                                                        Katherine Pierce  2 months back

                                                                        Can I get one of these?

                                                                        • Melissa SanFilippo
                                                                          Melissa SanFilippo  2 months back

                                                                          This is BRILLIANT. I NEED IT

                                                                          • Bairen Siwang
                                                                            Bairen Siwang  2 months back

                                                                            So where do I buy it from?

                                                                            • Othello Dixon
                                                                              Othello Dixon  2 months back


                                                                              • TheTruth
                                                                                TheTruth  2 months back

                                                                                That’s the reason man don’t hit on woman anymore. Enjoy your life alone :)

                                                                                • Jack M
                                                                                  Jack M  3 days back

                                                                                  TheTruth also sometimes people aren’t in the mood for small talk lol

                                                                                • Jack M
                                                                                  Jack M  3 days back

                                                                                  TheTruth you mean alurn? Badump tchhhhh

                                                                              • Maribeth Spence
                                                                                Maribeth Spence  2 months back

                                                                                Hahahaha 😂😂😂

                                                                                • furioushazaa
                                                                                  furioushazaa  2 months back

                                                                                  Welp.. my already existing fear of approaching women has just been exasperated. I guess I'll be alone forever.

                                                                                  • madelyn trepka
                                                                                    madelyn trepka  2 months back

                                                                                    Ahahaha I just saw this on tv 😂

                                                                                    • Kevin Frazier
                                                                                      Kevin Frazier  2 months back

                                                                                      It can actually be marketable

                                                                                      • Wilson
                                                                                        Wilson  2 months back

                                                                                        And then later on they complained that no men would approach them.

                                                                                        • My Dick
                                                                                          My Dick  2 months back

                                                                                          You can also put your weed in it

                                                                                          • Evelyn Waves
                                                                                            Evelyn Waves  2 months back

                                                                                            please make this!!

                                                                                            • Heather Feather
                                                                                              Heather Feather  2 months back

                                                                                              I used to need these. Now I'm just old and everyone leaves me alurn automatically 😂