TOP 25 WEEKEND UPDATE JOKES OF ALL TIME

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  • Published: 21 February 2019
  • According to Norm Macdonald

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Comments • 494

  • Stephen Troup
    Stephen Troup  1 weeks back

    I can't believe the Car Accident Pie Graph didn't make the top 25. Norm needs to review his Top 25 or add it and make it a Top 26!

    • masternachos
      masternachos  2 weeks back

      What's it like to be the richest girl in the world? Well, to give you some idea, at the party they had TWO cakes.
      Funniest unjoke I have EVER HEARD.

      • Noah Kressel
        Noah Kressel  2 weeks back

        6:07 lmao

        • Twobarpsi
          Twobarpsi  2 weeks back

          Great selections!

          • USLethal
            USLethal  3 weeks back

            Norm McDonald, so legendary that not even the Clintons can suicide him.

            • Rob H
              Rob H  3 weeks back

              I distinctly remember the Ezra joke when it was live. I'm glad it was included.

              • Dave L
                Dave L  3 weeks back

                This show didn’t air over here in Australia. I suppose because Australian TV executives were total fucking idiots.

                • Sally MJ
                  Sally MJ  3 weeks back

                  You forgot the one that the State of California had declared murder legal, after OJ was acquitted.

                  • ADRIAN WAGNER
                    ADRIAN WAGNER  3 weeks back

                    all time should definitely have some Chevy bits in it and others not only Norm to be fair

                    • #Farmlands
                      #Farmlands  3 weeks back

                      Best of all time? No

                      • Jamie Smith
                        Jamie Smith  3 weeks back

                        The Oldest Person in the World has died. Gosh, it's like there's a curse on that title.

                        • ocan1033
                          ocan1033  3 weeks back

                          Yippie!! Jerry Rubin died last week!!

                          • Eatyourdinner
                            Eatyourdinner  3 weeks back

                            Chest hurts from laughing so much thanks for the post

                            • Alex James
                              Alex James  4 weeks back

                              This is one funny man

                              • Hickory Dragon
                                Hickory Dragon  4 weeks back

                                Brando , Jews run Hollywood joke is top 3

                                • Hickory Dragon
                                  Hickory Dragon  4 weeks back

                                  You know there's too many weapons in this country when people get SHOT in the KNIFE

                                  • chance2413
                                    chance2413  4 weeks back

                                    4:31, and now you know why Norm disappeared. But he was doing the Lord's work here. He told you the facts, without saying it in a way that could be called "antisemetic". But, they canned him eventually for being"unfunny". Ok

                                    • Miguel Lee
                                      Miguel Lee  4 weeks back

                                      I can’t never have enough jokes from Norm!

                                      • Art and Music
                                        Art and Music  4 weeks back

                                        Cool that he (I mean, you) acknowledged where that first joke came from.

                                        • Kevin L.
                                          Kevin L.  1 months back

                                          Around 7:25, I'm Not Norm cut out part of the joke. With all due respect to I'm Not Norm, what the hell were you thinking?

                                          • A. Graham
                                            A. Graham  1 months back

                                            Norm's era as Update host was when I was the perfect age to watch it live every Saturday and love it. There's a lot of nostalgia here for me.

                                            • This Sucks
                                              This Sucks  1 months back

                                              I'd hate to see the worst.

                                              • C Mahoney
                                                C Mahoney  1 months back

                                                The Chevy line was average

                                                • Neil Goldring
                                                  Neil Goldring  1 months back

                                                  GOLD, BABY, GOLD👑

                                                  • кσσкιєѕ ™
                                                    кσσкιєѕ ™  1 months back

                                                    Such an attractive dude, a national treasure.

                                                    • dmt
                                                      dmt  1 months back

                                                      The Yippie ... hilarious!

                                                      • Mike
                                                        Mike  1 months back

                                                        Weekend Update died when Norm got fired from it.

                                                        • Amzingred
                                                          Amzingred  1 months back

                                                          Youth International Party Jerry Rubin was my favorite.

                                                          • Steve B
                                                            Steve B  2 months back

                                                            2 cakes is classic norm

                                                            • Daniel Johnston
                                                              Daniel Johnston  2 months back

                                                              Norm was a classic on SNL, I used to watch just for Norms news segment. His stuff on Kevorkian was classic!

                                                              • Stephen Troup
                                                                Stephen Troup  2 months back

                                                                Nobody does fake news better than Norm MacDonald, except maybe Don Lemon or Rachel Maddow.

                                                                • Stephen Troup
                                                                  Stephen Troup  2 months back

                                                                  IMHO, these are funny but not the top 25 weekend update JOAT. Perhaps better titled, Norm's top 25 weekend update JOAT. Love Norm!

                                                                  • Paul S
                                                                    Paul S  2 months back

                                                                    Two cakes!

                                                                    • no google plus
                                                                      no google plus  2 months back

                                                                      The vodka bit was amazing....haha

                                                                      • Black Label Holsters
                                                                        Black Label Holsters  2 months back

                                                                        Great video but I'm concerned with the lack of Hillary jokes. Maybe whomever runs this account is trying to avoid being "suicided" by The Clinton Crime Family?

                                                                        • Black Label Holsters
                                                                          Black Label Holsters  2 months back

                                                                          @Ultraspontane "Good" comeback, millennial. I'm only about 30 years too young to be a boomer and the use of boomer is so 2018.

                                                                          "Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it"... Norm is well known for his shots at the Clinton's while on SNL, they got lots of laughs and jeers. In fact he was one of the first to call Hillary out for being a HORRIBLE person, very brave at the time. Just because she's not running for president this time around(THANK GOD), doesn't mean she doesn't deserve to be made fun of, you know. The Clinton's are awful, horrible and evil people and when Norm makes fun of them, like he did on The View in the 1990's, it's funny, that's the point.

                                                                        • Ultraspontane
                                                                          Ultraspontane  2 months back

                                                                          It's not 2016 anymore, boomer.

                                                                      • David Edelstein
                                                                        David Edelstein  2 months back

                                                                        The only thing I object to is that you killed the chess joke with editing. It goes on much longer and mentions a series of complex and intricate moves according to established chess scenarios. "What were you thinking?" is obviously much funnier that way--Why the cut?

                                                                        • atomicinjun
                                                                          atomicinjun  2 months back

                                                                          "Hey, hey, hey! Easy with that! That's my lucky stabbin' hat!"

                                                                          • 13th Evergreen
                                                                            13th Evergreen  2 months back

                                                                            Of Norm, All Time of Norm but not of All Time. You ignorant slut.

                                                                            • Cameron Madsen
                                                                              Cameron Madsen  3 months back

                                                                              Not enough OJ jokes 😂😂😂

                                                                              • Steve M
                                                                                Steve M  3 months back

                                                                                According to Norm Macdonald, Norm Macdonald is the funniest WEEKEND UPDATE comedian apparently

                                                                                • Strike Ecozzocn
                                                                                  Strike Ecozzocn  3 months back

                                                                                  6:20 This is my favourite one.

                                                                                  • ted kaczynski
                                                                                    ted kaczynski  3 months back

                                                                                    no offense, but this list sounds like some fucking communist gobbledy-gook to me.

                                                                                    • Clem Kadiddlehopper
                                                                                      Clem Kadiddlehopper  3 months back

                                                                                      Norm was great. But nobody could clear the bar set by Chevy.

                                                                                      • Dex Dillon
                                                                                        Dex Dillon  3 months back

                                                                                        Norm is the G.O.A.T!

                                                                                        • Crazy Joe Davola
                                                                                          Crazy Joe Davola  3 months back

                                                                                          Nobody is or was better at Weekend Update than Norm...

                                                                                          • G Town Dave
                                                                                            G Town Dave  3 months back

                                                                                            SNL has gone to hell. Hasn't been funny in the past 3 years.

                                                                                            • GOLDEN BUDDHA
                                                                                              GOLDEN BUDDHA  3 months back

                                                                                              NORM HAS ALWAYS BEEN A DISAPPOINTMENT.

                                                                                              • Don White
                                                                                                Don White  3 months back

                                                                                                The Fault Ride 6:26 is a laugh designed by fear.