Monday Morning Podcast 4-29-19

  • Published: 30 April 2019
  • Bill rambles about fishing, volcanoes, and My Two Dads.

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    I was born a freckled child in a land far away during a much simpler time. I did well in school until it counted. As a freshman in high school I had dreams of going to Notre Dame and becoming a lawyer. By the time I was sophomore I was taking shop class and was considering getting into construction. I ended up working in warehousing and unloading trucks. Other than stand up, that job was the most fun I ever had.

    I am now a stand up comedian. I do a couple hundred shows a year. And I enjoy the travel. I’ve done four hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This”, “Let It Go”, “You People Are All The Same” and “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.” I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. And I have an animated series on Netflix called: ‘F’ Is For Family.’ Occasionally I act in movies but only when they let me.
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Comments • 403

  • 1o29s23
    1o29s23  1 weeks back

    When I was 13 I heard the mystery box music from call of duty zomies out of nowhere like 2 times XD

    • Just A Jar Of Pickles
      Just A Jar Of Pickles  2 months back

      You doooo have a scientific background: HOT AS SHIT is a universal measurement.

      • Juan Pablo Miranda
        Juan Pablo Miranda  4 months back

        hearing the part about the thriller movies.... dude, watching these movies as a family is the best thing you can do... Not only is it a way to have a family tradition and quality time, but that way, parents can have conversations with their kids and help them navigate through the feelings, questions, thoughts and anything else that may arise. Kids are going to get exposed to stuff, whether as a parent you like it or not; having mom and/or dad to process the stuff with is actually a blessing. It's an opportunity for EDUCATION...

        • Djuntas
          Djuntas  4 months back

          30:48 lollolol So good, he cant even do add reads loyally. Love this guy.

          • twocents
            twocents  4 months back

            if you make over ten million?? is billy blue balls making over ten million a year? what the fuck dude? is that the unbearable threshold? fuck outta here.

            • LEAD BELLY
              LEAD BELLY  4 months back

              FORTNIGHT.....poisonous super addictive damaging game..........better watching the movies.

              • Pat Brodie
                Pat Brodie  4 months back

                Tryin' to lose the berries too, right. 😯

                • Pat Brodie
                  Pat Brodie  4 months back

                  I gather that you're tryin' to lose the Honey advertisements, correct🙄

                  • Jet-set sam
                    Jet-set sam  4 months back

                    So violent movies are ok...But video games are worse cause ur controlling them? ...ive been playing violent games since i was 5(played mortal kombat as a child) and i never got violent thoughts toward ppl from it....i think thats just dumb that he thinks games are worse...lets not beat around the bush BIll has a stigma against "nerds" and gaming is a hobby shared by a lot of nerds...still love his content and him as a comedian but that shit gets old real quick.

                    • Brett Bewley
                      Brett Bewley  4 months back

                      Bill playing an angry abusive drunk husband may have the potential to be funnier than all of his specials combined.

                      • Lancer Prancer
                        Lancer Prancer  4 months back

                        There was a gay superhero in Endgame?

                        • Jesse
                          Jesse  4 months back

                          Can you turn up the volume? I have my phone and truck volume all the way up and can barely hear you

                          • David Perez
                            David Perez  4 months back

                            Low volume on this one, I`m straining Billy.

                            • thelikwideffect
                              thelikwideffect  4 months back

                              Sherry's Berries is back? WHAAAT

                              • Benjamin Cavanaugh
                                Benjamin Cavanaugh  4 months back

                                the amount of ads on this is ridiculous

                                • justin godfrey
                                  justin godfrey  4 months back

                                  Bill have you seen the YouTube footage of a stud horse getting kicked by an unwilling mare. She kicked and killed him. Jacked up.

                                  • ...x
                                    ...x  4 months back

                                    How do you even tamper with an election anyways? They put some stupid shit on facebook and instagram? I don't think there's a lot of crossover between HIllary and Trump supporters.

                                    • Wingman1977
                                      Wingman1977  4 months back

                                      Jeez Freckles, couldn’t you add anymore ads to this vid?

                                      • Dave S
                                        Dave S  4 months back

                                        wtf happened to this cunt? he sounds broken.

                                        • FAT CABIN
                                          FAT CABIN  4 months back

                                          yeet yeet

                                          • Mike N
                                            Mike N  4 months back

                                            That Honey ad, lol

                                            • rob bob
                                              rob bob  4 months back

                                              People are just retards pure and simple, change my mind.

                                              • Betim Hashani
                                                Betim Hashani  4 months back

                                                great bill burr greetings from kosovo albanian you are cool i mean it keep it up billy you bring great points and its great good luck you are amazing on so many topics greeting from albanian from kosovo dude i like youre style irs great health and all good things for your family and Nia she is great good luck to both of you cheers

                                                • Winged Wolf
                                                  Winged Wolf  4 months back

                                                  For some reason i cant stop reading all the comments in his voice

                                                  • Winged Wolf
                                                    Winged Wolf  4 months back

                                                    The buurrrr, cold as fucken ice.

                                                    • Vince Brown
                                                      Vince Brown  4 months back

                                                      YOU CALL THIS POPCORN YOU FUCKING BITCH!?!?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

                                                      • Daftrok
                                                        Daftrok  4 months back

                                                        I will never understand why sports fans say "we".

                                                      • Colleen Ann
                                                        Colleen Ann  4 months back

                                                        They picked you to play the asshole? Gee I wonder why😂

                                                        • joe cool
                                                          joe cool  4 months back

                                                          Alot of Goodfellas references

                                                          • Dainius Obcarskas
                                                            Dainius Obcarskas  4 months back

                                                            really enjoy listening to this guy. He somehow manages to be very relaxing to listen to. It's probably the honesty and open-mindedness that jive well with his straightforwardness.
                                                            Keep it up Bill

                                                            • BoilerRoc2002
                                                              BoilerRoc2002  4 months back

                                                              Math is not Ol' Freckles strongest ability... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

                                                              • Infamos Heaven
                                                                Infamos Heaven  4 months back

                                                                isn't funny how comedians talk shit about families and babies, but yet!.......... some turn around and look for exactly that. Patton Oswald is one of those comedians, they're bits become about they're cute kids, when before they'd make fun of people who ask if they would like to see pictures of they're kids.

                                                                • Carlos Gardels
                                                                  Carlos Gardels  4 months back

                                                                  Love it when the podcast takes a sports break

                                                                  • Ben H
                                                                    Ben H  4 months back

                                                                    Not all that surprising - most people are too big of a pussy to kill the animals they eat. I am - and I don't eat it.

                                                                    • Escape From Zombie Island

                                                                      Uh... the earth isn't round and the guys who run the printing presses have plenty of weaponry at their disposal. The press itself being the most obvious centerpiece.

                                                                      • Sean Cunningham
                                                                        Sean Cunningham  4 months back

                                                                        *Bills balls have left the chat*

                                                                        • Andrew Hendrix
                                                                          Andrew Hendrix  4 months back

                                                                          Willy, I work at an immigration law firm and, if for some odd reason, you go back and the Indian Consulate doesn't want a loud, obnoxious, freckled Irishman to leave as soon as possible, I would be proud to defend your honor. #releasebillybigtits

                                                                          • -Tracey -
                                                                            -Tracey -  4 months back

                                                                            Lanzarote has a restaurant on it's active volcano and they cook chicken over the fire from it.... Fascinating. Can't wait to go back. Beautiful island! Cool podcast Bill. I like to listen while l work.

                                                                            • Josh Wendler
                                                                              Josh Wendler  4 months back

                                                                              Will ya cool it with the fuckin ads there freckles? For fucks sake.

                                                                              • just the tip? band
                                                                                just the tip? band  4 months back

                                                                                cause theyre fuckin delicious🍻

                                                                                • Clyde James
                                                                                  Clyde James  4 months back

                                                                                  Gonna see Old Freckles tomorrow in Norway so excited :)

                                                                                  • Timothy Valentin
                                                                                    Timothy Valentin  5 months back

                                                                                    First time listen and u sayin thoughts I've had on animals lol cows are the purest animals man

                                                                                    • stewboy craigie
                                                                                      stewboy craigie  5 months back

                                                                                      "at some point u gotta pull up on the compliments and get to the question" Bill right after he goes off on a 15 minute rant about India

                                                                                      • David McFarland
                                                                                        David McFarland  5 months back

                                                                                        keep up F is for family favorite cartoon

                                                                                        • check ya chin
                                                                                          check ya chin  5 months back

                                                                                          Bill's a bitch, he knows it.

                                                                                          • Ralph Morales
                                                                                            Ralph Morales  5 months back

                                                                                            The lifetime show would be good if they made Burr funny as well like F is for family.

                                                                                            • Robert Garcia
                                                                                              Robert Garcia  5 months back

                                                                                              You are getting booooring Bill, need to step up your game bro.

                                                                                              • Pillow Head
                                                                                                Pillow Head  5 months back

                                                                                                1:05:55 he as never sounded older