Upchurch “Press” (Cardi B Remix) Bored

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  • Published: 11 July 2019
  • (OFFICIAL LYRICS)

    “church”

    I’m royalty to this country rap, I’m the Jason stathem of the scene (facts) still whilin out on my 750, cut off shirt showin all tats.

    Ain’t no denying my small town flex, put the ball peen to a bull head, if my Italian engine tends to lock up I’ll just LS Swap it with do it wih dan.

    and I don’t go to partys, I am the party, don’t pay attention I pay for Marley, no cycle liscense still swerve a Harley, no bitches round me Cause mine a model.

    Barbie doll house I bought that, cause I got a Barbie livin inside, i do every hater like Johnny cage, what’s combat rap to immortal lines.

    Got the keys to the game like a old pianists,

    Everytime I smoke a blunt it’s like good theatrics,

    so photogenic i guess I’m Go pro excessive

    You can S my D, terrabite me later.

    Im (billy ray virus, the vanilla wafer) Still slinging blades bitch and I demolish taters.

    (Yeah) My haters lookin like some red tomato’s I like em saltly bitch, window flavor..

    (Yeah) Life’s a garden I’m nobody’s cader, got a red beam, no light saber, country rap father call me “Garth Vader”

    My tracks are stars no pun intended, star ship lookin hella un-dented.

    (You can tell me to kick rocks all you want, they’ll turn into asteroids son, hit your world, let it blow, lookin like Area 51)

    How do I know, thats where I’m from, how you think I rap like this for fun..

    watch speed rise like a bus ride that you can’t slide out, cause it’s strapped with enough tnt to blow a city sky high and fuck half the worlds wifi DAMN

    When that movie come out it was like 99’ or 95’ I forgot I was playing with GI’s and nascars with broke tires.

    on a carpet rug with little city’s and road lines, so by the age of two I knew how to run mine, and ever since it was legal for me to burn tires, I was smokin out the county, sippin the moonshine.


    from time to time, I’d twist the pines, with chicks from harpeth high, and make the vines to pass the time, And now my face is plastered all on-line.

    Got Russia double clickin to sub-scribe.
    My vibe, a vibe no need for the subtitle.

    Surf bored to a hella huge wave tidal.

    Kelly Slater of the 808ers wearing waiters in cold water settin in a fuckin duck blind.

    Blah blah blah. You ain’t gotta duck mine, I see you crouched down, why you on that landmine.

    That ain’t a shoe lace your trippin thats my innesteller gold mind coming at you like 49er for the first time.

    (jerry rice that flow)

    skip the 20 & the 10, cliff dive in the in-zone.

    even tho I’m a Cowboys fan I still like watching VOLZ #GBO HOE

    flannel rockin, no shirt havin.

    Winchester witha fuckin lever action.

    junk yard dog, no chain attachment, I roam around makin moves happen.

    No chess game I don’t play with pawns, I smoke weed and drink on my lawn,

    and wait for a new episodes of cops, just to see if any of my fans are on it.

    (Haha, crazy fuckers)
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  • Ryan Upchurch
    Ryan Upchurch   2 months back

    “church”

    I’m royalty to this country rap, I’m the Jason stathem of the scene (facts) still whilin out on my 750, cut off shirt showin all tats.

    Ain’t no denying my small town flex, put the ball peen to a bull head, if my Italian engine tends to lock up I’ll just LS Swap it with do it wih dan.

    and I don’t go to partys, I am the party, don’t pay attention I pay for Marley, no cycle liscense still swerve a Harley, no bitches round me Cause mine a model.

    Barbie doll house I bought that, cause I got a Barbie livin inside, i do every hater like Johnny cage, what’s combat rap to immortal lines.

    Got the keys to the game like a old pianists,

    Everytime I smoke a blunt it’s like good theatrics,

    so photogenic i guess I’m Go pro excessive

    You can S my D, terrabite me later.

    Im (billy ray virus, the vanilla wafer) Still slinging blades bitch and I demolish taters.

    (Yeah) My haters lookin like some red tomato’s I like em saltly bitch, window flavor..

    (Yeah) Life’s a garden I’m nobody’s cader, got a red beam, no light saber, country rap father call me “Garth Vader”

    My tracks are stars no pun intended, star ship lookin hella un-dented.

    (You can tell me to kick rocks all you want, they’ll turn into asteroids son, hit your world, let it blow, lookin like Area 51)

    How do I know, thats where I’m from, how you think I rap like this for fun..

    watch speed rise like a bus ride that you can’t slide out, cause it’s strapped with enough tnt to blow a city sky high and fuck half the worlds wifi DAMN

    When that movie come out it was like 99’ or 95’ I forgot I was playing with GI’s and nascars with broke tires.

    on a carpet rug with little city’s and road lines, so by the age of two I knew how to run mine, and ever since it was legal for me to burn tires, I was smokin out the county, sippin the moonshine.


    from time to time, I’d twist the pines, with chicks from harpeth high, and make the vines to pass the time, And now my face is plastered all on-line.

    Got Russia double clickin to sub-scribe.
    My vibe, a vibe no need for the subtitle.

    Surf bored to a hella huge wave tidal.

    Kelly Slater of the 808ers wearing waiters in cold water settin in a fuckin duck blind.

    Blah blah blah. You ain’t gotta duck mine, I see you crouched down, why you on that landmine.

    That ain’t a shoe lace your trippin thats my innesteller gold mind coming at you like 49er for the first time.

    (jerry rice that flow)

    skip the 20 & the 10, cliff dive in the in-zone.

    even tho I’m a Cowboys fan I still like watching VOLZ #GBO HOE

    flannel rockin, no shirt havin.

    Winchester witha fuckin lever action.

    junk yard dog, no chain attachment, I roam around makin moves happen.

    No chess game I don’t play with pawns, I smoke weed and drink on my lawn,

    and wait for a new episodes of cops, just to see if any of my fans are on it.

    (Haha, crazy fuckers)

    • Kyle Barndt
      Kyle Barndt  2 weeks back

      You kill kill every beat or anything you step on no other artist can do what you do skin

    • bright days are here Bear
      bright days are here Bear  2 months back

      Ryan Upchurch cater. Catering.

    • Donald Carter
      Donald Carter  2 months back

      Dan sent me here 😆 didnt realize you put him in tell he said something

    • Matthew Coney
      Matthew Coney  2 months back

      Ryan Upchurch 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • Eric Ellis
      Eric Ellis  2 months back

      CHURCH NATION

  • Shawn H
    Shawn H  3 days back

    Church ! You are making this music for the same reason I should be

    • Shawn H
      Shawn H  3 days back

      My dude! I can't get this off repeat

      • Shawn H
        Shawn H  3 days back

        Dude!!! Hands down my fav out right now.im sitting in my car that don't work with a extension cord going to it because I needed to get out the house and this caught my damn speakers on fire!

        • Samuel Braemer
          Samuel Braemer  5 days back

          I bet cardi salty🤷‍♂️

          • PSDI Records and Promotion

            youre a fantastic rapper. youre a good singer too but i dont listen to country so I cant get into it. This goes hard af tho.

            • D. TOMAS
              D. TOMAS  1 weeks back

              Thank you brother, for opening up a genre I can fuck with. 🤘

              • Brad Morrison
                Brad Morrison  1 weeks back

                GO BIG ORANGE. GO VOLS

                • Tiffany Branch
                  Tiffany Branch  2 weeks back

                  Hell yea!
                  #RHEC
                  #CHURCH
                  #MANSONFIRE!! LOL

                  • Media Monarchy
                    Media Monarchy  3 weeks back

                    Billy Ray Virus lololol

                    • LEEROY JENKINS
                      LEEROY JENKINS  1 months back

                      Do it with Dan my man🤙

                      • Danimal 86
                        Danimal 86  1 months back

                        I like upchurch but wtf is this shit? Damn sure not country.

                        • Josh Stewart
                          Josh Stewart  1 months back

                          I think now Im gunna go out and try to get on an episode of Cops or Live PD...Just need to get me an Upchurch to wear for the appearance first!

                          • Connor Bearden
                            Connor Bearden  1 months back

                            GO BIG ORANGE! Hell yeah man I love how you represent our state man I’m sitting in class bumping to this shit as we speak😂

                            • Brandon Gregory
                              Brandon Gregory  2 months back

                              Team #upchurch fuck wild bill bitch ass lol #raisehelleatcornbread

                              • That Gamer Kid
                                That Gamer Kid  2 months back

                                LS SWAP IT WITH DO IT WITH DAN I want to see a video with them together

                                • Ashley Cunningham
                                  Ashley Cunningham  2 months back

                                  ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💎

                                  • cj melvin
                                    cj melvin  2 months back

                                    💪💪💪💪

                                    • Lil Tendie aye
                                      Lil Tendie aye  2 months back

                                      WHAT THE FUCK AYEEEEEEEEEE😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😍

                                      • Lou Hale
                                        Lou Hale  2 months back

                                        😎🔥🔥🔥 But what's window flavored? Lol #creeksquad

                                        • Thomas  Williams
                                          Thomas Williams  2 months back

                                          Do it with Dan

                                          • kirk overton
                                            kirk overton  2 months back

                                            LS swap it with Do It With Dan.

                                            • Herr St.
                                              Herr St.  2 months back

                                              Smoove..Didnt even need no tree sap or bubbled up road tar. Arethabro 🤙🌪🤘

                                              • Tommy Rioux
                                                Tommy Rioux  2 months back

                                                @Do It With Dan shoutout! my two favorite YouTube channels!

                                                • lacquer thinner f-in larry

                                                  Are you there 😂

                                                  https://youtu.be/nbCqx_lyImU

                                                  • James Thorne
                                                    James Thorne  2 months back

                                                    Need to get on some dirty south beats do what u do but I swear u can find Michael watts style beats put the church twist and rek ! Try it at least and as for MGK man he ain't got the right mind set to last. Fk em keep this great shit up

                                                    • KevinCrowe770
                                                      KevinCrowe770  2 months back

                                                      You hear them 808s bruhhhhh... Gott dayyyum!! 🙌🙌🙌

                                                      • Damian Downing
                                                        Damian Downing  2 months back

                                                        damnn thats fireee right there all of it made sense.🌲⚡⚡

                                                        • Rob Culliton
                                                          Rob Culliton  2 months back

                                                          I can't even right now... CUZ I'M BORED! Cardi just dropped herself to F and deleted the original.

                                                          • Cody Berney
                                                            Cody Berney  2 months back

                                                            I know you're probably working on the new album but If you get bored I think you kill Word around town by Kevin gates

                                                            From: One of those crazy fuckers

                                                            • Jesus is the only way & healthy fitness king

                                                              You a illuminati sell out puppets you sold yo soul to the devil u still trash. Kill illuminati . U a deceiver up fake church .. u think u slick. Theses niggas dum and sleep but not me. I hold the truth and so does jesus.....

                                                              • Matt Smith
                                                                Matt Smith  2 months back

                                                                me again :P you are illuminati dildo lovin butthole surfer haha :) just fukin around don't want to get in another convo with you....or do i? hehe

                                                            • Doomguy
                                                              Doomguy  2 months back

                                                              Cardi B? That bitch needs to be dragged..

                                                              • Zackery McCullough
                                                                Zackery McCullough  2 months back

                                                                Damn church Area 51 is scared of you and your bars😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

                                                                • Israel Hernandez
                                                                  Israel Hernandez  2 months back

                                                                  Nigga

                                                                  • Zachary Phipps
                                                                    Zachary Phipps  2 months back

                                                                    That’s wassup Church keep up the good work man

                                                                    • hunterphillips1
                                                                      hunterphillips1  2 months back

                                                                      🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

                                                                      • Sonya Stephens
                                                                        Sonya Stephens  2 months back

                                                                        love

                                                                        • Logan Stanford
                                                                          Logan Stanford  2 months back

                                                                          All i hear is bars

                                                                          • nicky remedes
                                                                            nicky remedes  2 months back

                                                                            LoL. So wld ya go bail a fan out of jail if ya seen them on cops?(depending on what they did). Ya don't have to answer, but I just had to ask!🕵👀🚔》Mysteries of the unidentified man in the unmarked police vehicle!!??🤔😎

                                                                            • Johnny Burch
                                                                              Johnny Burch  2 months back

                                                                              Fuck the haters blow the mic up skin

                                                                              • Heaven Nicole
                                                                                Heaven Nicole  2 months back

                                                                                Did you just say that you’re a Dallas cowboys fan ?! 🤘🏻😍

                                                                                • mower rompin
                                                                                  mower rompin  2 months back

                                                                                  I'm live In area 251

                                                                                  • Jetbb
                                                                                    Jetbb  2 months back

                                                                                    And there you have it folks no reason to storm area 51 🤣🤣....Blllllaaah

                                                                                    • Francis of the Filth
                                                                                      Francis of the Filth  2 months back

                                                                                      ‘’Haha crazy fuckers’’ that has me rolling

                                                                                      • Kaden D
                                                                                        Kaden D  2 months back

                                                                                        10% off ridge wallet using code “doitwithdan” 👀

                                                                                        • Travis Mckee
                                                                                          Travis Mckee  2 months back

                                                                                          Bro you kill every remix you do 💯💯🔥🔥🤘🏻🤘🏻

                                                                                          • 2 MELO
                                                                                            2 MELO  2 months back

                                                                                            anyone having problems with the live feed right now?

                                                                                            • Terri Landis
                                                                                              Terri Landis  2 months back

                                                                                              WORK THAT SHIT BRO HAHAHA GOD BLESS YOU!!!