Everything Wrong With Hocus Pocus In However Many Minutes It Takes

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  • Robin Vargas
    Robin Vargas  2 hours back

    Theres 1 part that has always bothered me and im surprised cineasins didn't pick up on it, the part max turns on the sprinkler he gets soaked, then in the next scene hes dry... that has always annoyed tf outta me

    • The Greek Pianist
      The Greek Pianist  2 hours back

      I totally DISAGREE with the description. Hocus Pocus isn’t terrible at all. It’s a fun cult classic for Halloween and it deserved much better reviews than it initially got. It’s a childhood favorite for those who grew up with it. ♥️

      • Chantubegamer.
        Chantubegamer.  5 hours back

        Anyone's elses teacher made them watch this for Halloween party and did anyone ever go "That witch with Blond hair just wants to fuck everyone"

        • White Alliance
          White Alliance  12 hours back

          Friend: my first boner for Sarah Jessica Parker was for her show "sex and the city"
          Me: Bippity bobbity boop!

          • White Alliance
            White Alliance  12 hours back

            Orgy of evidence: first coined by the movie "minority report"
            Made popular by a channel on the internet called "cinemasins" circa 2014

            • Zion Spruill
              Zion Spruill  15 hours back

              Question😁:

              When the f*ck are you sh*ts doing motherf*cking endgame we want it you want it your wallets want it so get to it's already

              • Lauren Favre
                Lauren Favre  18 hours back

                You gotta admit the witches are the best part of that movie XD I never liked this one as a kid, but I liked the cat and that's about it...

                • B-FOX
                  B-FOX  20 hours back

                  WHEN MCGEE GOES SOLO. ANY NCIS FANS?

                  • JayScarim
                    JayScarim  1 days back

                    Putting on my best Raymond Holt impression, "How DARE you?"

                    • Imaproshaman
                      Imaproshaman  1 days back

                      Lmao, awesome.

                      • CallMeKes
                        CallMeKes  1 days back

                        Okay, love these things but...she meant this is her first time trick or treating in the new neighborhood. Kinda should get a pass on that one.

                        • Nexx 1
                          Nexx 1  1 days back

                          How about the fact that they can make Thackeray live for 300 years in 30 seconds but spend the entire movie trying to live one more day

                          • Ghost Chaser
                            Ghost Chaser  2 days back

                            One of the biggest sins here would be Disney aquiring the song 'Almost Unreal' by Roxette with the band's intention to use it as the theme song only to drop it like a bad habit mere months before Hocu Pocus's release thus allowing it to be picked up by Hollywood Pictures for use as the theme of Super Mario Bros. which some would say was an even worse film plus it has nothing whatsoever to do with magic or hocus pocus and it also pissed off the band and their manager so much that they attempted a lawsuit. It's ironic really, so many people hate Hocus Pocus (I don't mind it that much) but it would have at least gotten praise for the soundtrack if Disney had just kept Roxette, but nooooo, they had to go and ditch the only good song that they had gotten for it so not even the movie's music could save it. Go figure. One of many duchebag moves by Disney that I will never forgive them for.

                            • NocternalCheese
                              NocternalCheese  2 days back

                              There is absolutely nothing wrong with this movie and no one can change my mind😂

                              • Lisa Mccall
                                Lisa Mccall  2 days back

                                Love it when you do older movies. they were better

                                • Luna Valeska
                                  Luna Valeska  2 days back

                                  “That’s right folks your girlfriends favourite nostalgia porn from the 90s features 2 instances of child torture within its first 10 minutes” okay listen you didn’t have to call people out like that I’m laughing

                                  • F D
                                    F D  2 days back

                                    I bit my tongue when you sinned Pulp Fiction, I almost blew up when you sinned The Shinning, But Hocus Pocus is the final straw. How dare you sir, how dare you

                                    • Chris Bojarski
                                      Chris Bojarski  2 days back

                                      How dare you, sir!!

                                      • Soledad Lalla
                                        Soledad Lalla  2 days back

                                        DO CHARLIES ANGELS

                                        • Meghan Helmich
                                          Meghan Helmich  2 days back

                                          This video should be zero minutes long.

                                          • Alex Brown
                                            Alex Brown  2 days back

                                            ive had genuine fights about this movie so this is all blasphemy to me

                                            • Alondro77
                                              Alondro77  2 days back

                                              17:25 Wait... wut? (replays) Why is there an anything?

                                              • bananabuttersomethin
                                                bananabuttersomethin  3 days back

                                                The only part of this movie I remember verbatim is at the end when Thackery says "I had to wait 300 years for a virgin to light a candle" and Emily asks "What's a virgin?".

                                                • Rings Of Uranus
                                                  Rings Of Uranus  3 days back

                                                  There was so much shit in this film that you could have actually sinned for making absolutely no sense but you instead chose a cauldron not having a pre-explained purpose in the background of a shot. "He's definitely not the first virgin to light this candle, in a museum, on a full moon, on Halloween" Yeah bro that's actually some pretty specific criteria.

                                                  • Corrine Black
                                                    Corrine Black  3 days back

                                                    THIS IS MY FAVORITE MOVIE LEAVE IT ALONNNEEEE

                                                    • Phil Bednar
                                                      Phil Bednar  3 days back

                                                      Pretty sure she meant first time in the new town.

                                                      • Kyleigh Campbell
                                                        Kyleigh Campbell  3 days back

                                                        This witch house is an actual place in salem... I live 5 minutes away from it. It still has all the original furnishings and accesories in it

                                                        • Ella Williams
                                                          Ella Williams  3 days back

                                                          Before this video was made, my friend and I pointed as much problems of the story as possible

                                                          • Brenton Budd
                                                            Brenton Budd  3 days back

                                                            leaves can float in water)

                                                            • Ruchiyoto The Great
                                                              Ruchiyoto The Great  3 days back

                                                              This movie _was_ dark.

                                                              • Joseph Geidel
                                                                Joseph Geidel  4 days back

                                                                Dani says it’s her “first time”: She’s talking about it’s her first time trick or treating in Salem. Because the family just moved there. Because just before Max says she should go alone, and just after she says she’ll get lost.

                                                                • Matthew Payne
                                                                  Matthew Payne  4 days back

                                                                  Eyes Wide Shut came out years after this movie

                                                                  • vampman87
                                                                    vampman87  4 days back

                                                                    I'm glad I'm not the only one who realized the Sanderson sisters had a complete victory on their hands (Enough potion to live, hundreds of hypnotized kids at their doorstep, most of the adults under a dancing spell so they wouldn't get in the way, the spellbook and ingredients to make more potion) but Winnie wasted it on chasing after a little girl that called her ugly. Any mildly competent witch would've just used the potion on one random kid, sucked up the kid's life force to power through the day, spend the entirety of November 1st making new potion and draining all the other kids dry, and then attack Dani and Max the next night. What a MORON!

                                                                    • Lulana Footman
                                                                      Lulana Footman  4 days back

                                                                      And then Zachery reincarnates and grows up to become an NCIS agent

                                                                      • ProwlingTiger1
                                                                        ProwlingTiger1  4 days back

                                                                        You forgot to mention that when they are in Alison's house, Dani actually does eat a piece of "candy" (A chocolate witch lollipop which actually changes size during shots but whatever) & then later in the film her mother asks her "How much candy have you had honey?" and Dani's reply is "Mom, I haven't OD'd!, I haven't even had a piece!" So she either forgot she did or just a plain old liar......

                                                                        • River Works
                                                                          River Works  4 days back

                                                                          Okay, I love this movie, but good god man. How have I never noticed all of this bulls*it before? Oh right. My nostalgic self got in the way. *ding*


                                                                          Also, I'm sinning you, CinemaSins, because you very well could have used "This works" at 8:30. And yes, you technically do, but still! Consistency!

                                                                          • Kay W
                                                                            Kay W  4 days back

                                                                            minus one sin for using 2019 logic on a movie from the 1990s.

                                                                            • Tobiyyah
                                                                              Tobiyyah  4 days back

                                                                              RMAO. That was funny. "I Understand you pissed but why kill all three of the Sanderson sisters, at least off one and see if the others will talk to hear answers." RMAO

                                                                              • Scorpionstrike7
                                                                                Scorpionstrike7  4 days back

                                                                                10:28 Lmao

                                                                                • Dev VanDyke
                                                                                  Dev VanDyke  4 days back

                                                                                  Don’t you dare

                                                                                  • Mind of a warrior
                                                                                    Mind of a warrior  4 days back

                                                                                    I used to masturbate to that blonde witch. She has nice yabbos!

                                                                                    • batmanfanforever08
                                                                                      batmanfanforever08  5 days back

                                                                                      I'm just happy that this movie didn't have the require for the virgin to be female, because that would've been sexist. This is an awesome movie and I loved it. You're awesome.

                                                                                      • Taylor Uhlman
                                                                                        Taylor Uhlman  5 days back

                                                                                        Small Timothy McGee is my favorite part of this movie

                                                                                        • Ho Hin Put
                                                                                          Ho Hin Put  5 days back

                                                                                          Will you make a cinema sins about China Salesman? A film by Steven seagal and Mike tyson.

                                                                                          • princedarienlover
                                                                                            princedarienlover  5 days back

                                                                                            Just fuck allison then light the candle and screw the whole thing up.

                                                                                            • M. Lewis
                                                                                              M. Lewis  5 days back

                                                                                              Can you sin Fist of Legend? Don't forget to take away sin for fitting one at a time 😁.

                                                                                              • Yeet man
                                                                                                Yeet man  5 days back

                                                                                                Oh wow I forgot this movie exists

                                                                                                • Jesse Radler
                                                                                                  Jesse Radler  5 days back

                                                                                                  The Marilyn Manson album that you mentioned is actually an EP called Smells Like Children. The title is from the movie Chitty Chitty Bang Bang from the character who took the kids. He would say, "Smells like Children..."

                                                                                                  You should sin Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. If you never heard of it, it is some old movie about a car that flies or something. Lol