Dieting | Michael McIntyre


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  • Vicki Henderson
    Vicki Henderson  8 hours back

    Lol love him so funnh xx♡♥

    • Con jaw
      Con jaw  5 days back

      He's so funny and clever

      • Lua
        Lua  7 days back

        It’s the Mayr Clinic if anyone was wondering

        • Diane Clark
          Diane Clark  1 weeks back

          My best is when he jokes about letting someone in front of you in the traffic. Hahahahahaha!

          • Diane Clark
            Diane Clark  1 weeks back

            He is so hilarious. Could watch for days. Love him.

            • floww bucket
              floww bucket  1 weeks back

              Who's dieting 😴

              • Monique Uhrmacher
                Monique Uhrmacher  1 weeks back


                • Let your mind be free - Meditate

                  Gas- couldn't stop laughing

                  • Grace Valle
                    Grace Valle  1 weeks back

                    How does he make it funny? Something that I get so desperate to do. My cousin is 26 and does not get fat at all 😒. She does not exercise. Her favorite food is French fries 😱 and she stays skinny. 🤔 How could she be related to me. 😣

                    • Christine Sharland
                      Christine Sharland  5 days back


                  • Fred Creedy
                    Fred Creedy  1 weeks back

                    I find this guy about as funny as a cancer diagnosis!

                    • Neil Egan
                      Neil Egan  1 weeks back

                      unfunny shouty twat

                      • Mixed AMVs
                        Mixed AMVs  1 weeks back

                        “Don’t be too happy, this is a temporary situation” me though 😂

                        • James Robb Àrtist42
                          James Robb Àrtist42  1 weeks back

                          My favourite all time comedian

                          • Kathleen Bennett
                            Kathleen Bennett  1 weeks back

                            Hahah!! Exactly

                            • Khanage911
                              Khanage911  1 weeks back

                              Stone = 14 pounds
                              Your welcome

                              • BARBER Turko
                                BARBER Turko  1 weeks back

                                He need to new hair style

                                • Nisha K
                                  Nisha K  1 weeks back

                                  I have done water fasting in the past and this is hilariously accurate😂

                                  • Mohammed Israr
                                    Mohammed Israr  3 days back

                                    @Annie oh hello Annie. If you don't have something nice to say, why say anything at all? I'm a Muslim, and your comments have hurt my heart. Don't you care how you make your fellow man feel with your ill thought comments? Or was that your objective? Hurt a Muslims feelings, just because he's a Muslim? Doesn't matter what type of person he is??

                                  • Mohammed Israr
                                    Mohammed Israr  3 days back

                                    @Dutchik I agree, my point is physically you will not be causing any harm to yourself.

                                  • Annie
                                    Annie  6 days back

                                    @Mohammed Israr no harm you say? It seems a hungry moslem is a very angry one who cheats on their wives with the other wives and run people over oh and bomb kids in arenas. Islam is a cult. Get well soon!

                                  • Dutchik
                                    Dutchik  6 days back

                                    @Mohammed Israr that would be intermittend fasting. And is quite difficult. Also kids don't have to and neither do women on their period or of course pregnant women.

                                    Water fasting usually is for days at a time, not just daytime.

                                  • Mohammed Israr
                                    Mohammed Israr  1 weeks back

                                    @Nisha K I would have to disagree. Muslims all over the world, fast from sunrise to sunset, and no one has ever come to any type of harm as a result of fasting. Even children fast.

                                • Rumesha Jeyavudeen
                                  Rumesha Jeyavudeen  1 weeks back

                                  I’m afraid to go to any of his shows since I might literally die from laughter

                                  • Ella D
                                    Ella D  1 weeks back


                                  • Jodie Mullan
                                    Jodie Mullan  1 weeks back

                                    I've been and i swear i was sobbing from laughing so hard

                                • J C
                                  J C  1 weeks back

                                  He is brilliant in his observation skills. 👍

                                  • Rich Boy P
                                    Rich Boy P  1 weeks back

                                    Sub my page guys new track on now blowing up like 🏎💨💨💨💨🔥🔥🔥🔥

                                    • Simge Karabulut
                                      Simge Karabulut  1 weeks back

                                      I watch Michael when I'm feeling really down and he never fails to make me laugh

                                      • anita gerard
                                        anita gerard  1 weeks back


                                        • jcook109
                                          jcook109  1 weeks back

                                          The Scottish comic Frankie Boyle's piss take on this guy is spot on...he's just not that funny!

                                          • SeraphicSamantha
                                            SeraphicSamantha  1 weeks back

                                            Dieting - the thing i can never commit to

                                            • Nazeeda Kors
                                              Nazeeda Kors  1 weeks back


                                              • Mr T
                                                Mr T  1 weeks back

                                                This guy is not funny at all. Must Appeal to half wits!

                                                • Karen Curtis
                                                  Karen Curtis  1 weeks back

                                                  My fridge doesn't make a noice thank goodness, I would keep the wife awake all night. Pp, snack , pp, snack 😴🤗😳

                                                  • Vote for Pedro
                                                    Vote for Pedro  1 weeks back

                                                    loveeee his physical comedy! kills me :p

                                                    • Esther ‘-‘
                                                      Esther ‘-‘  1 weeks back


                                                      • Wendy Dee
                                                        Wendy Dee  2 weeks back

                                                        I absolutely adore this man! Just wondering if anyone else is using google to find out how to lose 14lbs (1 stone) in a week using epsom salt? Without the fasting lol

                                                      • Copper Bunnies
                                                        Copper Bunnies  2 weeks back

                                                        does a very good zombie impression

                                                        • Tekashi 6ix9ine
                                                          Tekashi 6ix9ine  2 weeks back

                                                          I thought he was a comedian 🤔

                                                          • sad boi
                                                            sad boi  2 weeks back

                                                            As a skeleton I feel quite saddened by this

                                                            • dylan Kirkland
                                                              dylan Kirkland  2 weeks back

                                                              Going to get a snack now.

                                                              • Charming nowhere to hide

                                                                I have watched is so many times in always makes me laugh.

                                                                • dagmarka lucic
                                                                  dagmarka lucic  2 weeks back

                                                                  It would be awesome when he would come to Vienna.

                                                                  • madhav raj
                                                                    madhav raj  2 weeks back

                                                                    People uhv to gain muscle thats it
                                                                    If u dont eat ur metabolism will fk up n will regain weight faster n more weight
                                                                    U just to lift weight n eat a protein rich diet n thats it u will be amazed
                                                                    Thats applicable to both sexes

                                                                  • Hugh Conboy
                                                                    Hugh Conboy  2 weeks back

                                                                    I like it how he's both funny and fat. Because a lot of these comedians think that they're funny, but they're not. And many think that because they're fat that they're entitled to their own tv show, when in fact they're not because they're not even funny.

                                                                    • DoubleDeckerAnton
                                                                      DoubleDeckerAnton  2 weeks back

                                                                      There is a guy on 'The Apprentice' on BBC1 who reminds me of you...!!! 😂🤣

                                                                      • A Man Has No Name
                                                                        A Man Has No Name  1 weeks back

                                                                        The guy on The Apprentice is a LOT more effeminate though 😂😂

                                                                    • Sharon P
                                                                      Sharon P  2 weeks back

                                                                      Why not just go on a plant-based diet, lost weight and healthy

                                                                    • Paul Osc Slots
                                                                      Paul Osc Slots  2 weeks back

                                                                      This guy was funny for about a week some years ago. His act is literally the same every time.

                                                                      • Ellen Herman
                                                                        Ellen Herman  2 weeks back

                                                                        Omg i get a headache laughing so hard!!!

                                                                        • Leopard Bra Brado
                                                                          Leopard Bra Brado  2 weeks back

                                                                          I think I may have peed a little 😂😂😂😂

                                                                          • Amas Bansal Art
                                                                            Amas Bansal Art  2 weeks back

                                                                            McIntyre's physical comedy is unmatched. Hilarious.

                                                                            • M3rlin
                                                                              M3rlin  1 weeks back

                                                                              @Amas Bansal Art yeah. you get tired just watching him run and jump around.

                                                                            • Amas Bansal Art
                                                                              Amas Bansal Art  1 weeks back

                                                                              @M3rlin ohh good one. He's a bit frantic for my taste though.

                                                                            • M3rlin
                                                                              M3rlin  1 weeks back

                                                                              Lee Evans.

                                                                          • sillyme sillyyou
                                                                            sillyme sillyyou  2 weeks back

                                                                            The newest language- stomach growl.

                                                                            • hen ko
                                                                              hen ko  2 weeks back

                                                                              much that you could chew them in anger

                                                                          • FJ HAYDN
                                                                            FJ HAYDN  2 weeks back

                                                                            Ha, ha! I found a new one

                                                                            • FJ HAYDN
                                                                              FJ HAYDN  2 weeks back

                                                                              @Leopard Bra Brado ? (I found a new McINTYRE SKETCH)

                                                                            • Leopard Bra Brado
                                                                              Leopard Bra Brado  2 weeks back

                                                                              much that you could chew them in anger

                                                                          • Cassie
                                                                            Cassie  2 weeks back

                                                                            the body. The only good solution is a healthy diet and exercise.

                                                                            • hen ko
                                                                              hen ko  2 weeks back

                                                                              you should invite me for dinner sometimes.... i'll eat it all....i wont leave anything to you...and i promise not to bring reading glasses, pens, nor hate those things so

                                                                          • Cashmeoutside Howbowdah

                                                                            This is probably funny if you're boring as fuck