The Whistleblowers Perform 'It Takes Two'

  • Published: 08 October 2019
  • Anyone can whistleblow, baby, but two can make a crime so real. #Colbert #LSSC #ColdOpens

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Comments • 359

  • Trumpty Dumpty your fall is coming!


    • taxiuniversum
      taxiuniversum  2 days back

      HE‘S ALREADY ON TAPE COMMITTING CRIMES - why do you need any further stuff to get this criminal out if the White House and bring him to justice? WTF

      • AB C. DEF
        AB C. DEF  3 days back

        That was from Lawrence Welk Show! 😂😂😂

        • Thomas Panto
          Thomas Panto  3 days back

          Even Trump whistle blew on himself.

          • Thomas Panto
            Thomas Panto  3 days back

            Even Trump whistle blew on himself.

            • Thomas Panto
              Thomas Panto  3 days back

              Een Trump whistle blew on himself.

              • Thomas Panto
                Thomas Panto  3 days back

                Een Trump whistle blew on himself.

                • arthur taylor
                  arthur taylor  3 days back

                  In two months there will be 14 whistleblowers.  In 2 years they will keep multiplying and take over the world.

                  • Shaswat Betala
                    Shaswat Betala  3 days back

                    What's with American presidents and getting impeached for their whistleblown.

                    • Robo
                      Robo  4 days back

                      I like how the cold opens play to the older demographic.

                      • dan mac
                        dan mac  4 days back

                        okay, that was entertaining

                        • Sammy D
                          Sammy D  5 days back


                          • McD5791
                            McD5791  5 days back

                            ...and now a THIRD whistle blower has been identified - his name is Chuck Brown...

                            "...talkin' to the kids and the bicycle riders,
                            talkin' to the hippies and the Watergate hiders,
                            talkin' to the people getting down at the go-go,
                            shake your tambourine, go and get yourself a whistle and BLOW! WHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!.."

                            • Alexander Campbell
                              Alexander Campbell  5 days back

                              Late Show With Stephen Colbert AND "Donny Trump & Marie Callendar: Im-peach Flavor"

                              • xseqer
                                xseqer  5 days back


                                • Scott Brenner
                                  Scott Brenner  5 days back

                                  The segment's a twofer: it knocks both Trump and Guy & Ralna, who publicly touted their warm friendship with John Ashcroft, a subversive scoundrel himself. Seriously, watch the Welk retrospectives.

                                  • James Amerson
                                    James Amerson  6 days back

                                    that was just bad...

                                    • Stephen Pratt
                                      Stephen Pratt  6 days back

                                      I miss the days when late night talk-shows were meant to entertain rather than shoving their retarded opinions down your throat.

                                      • Barbarian GLE
                                        Barbarian GLE  6 days back

                                        Somebody gives the creative director of this show an Emmy

                                        • Oliver Phippen
                                          Oliver Phippen  6 days back

                                          The first whistle blower only had hearsay info
                                          The second whistle blower had more first info
                                          Shifty embellished the actual transcript
                                          The actual transcript was released
                                          So what are the whistle blowers for ????
                                          Like the little girl who says
                                          so what does does the dishwasher do ???
                                          DUMBO CRATS ????

                                          • Brian Allen
                                            Brian Allen  6 days back

                                            I think with 2 they're starting to loose credibility.

                                            • Rochelle Pratt
                                              Rochelle Pratt  6 days back

                                              This will go down in history Trump is the biggest joke of all !!!!   LoL

                                              • smittykins
                                                smittykins  6 days back

                                                Now I have the original song stuck in my head...🤔

                                                • Diane Owen
                                                  Diane Owen  6 days back

                                                  Come all ye who care about democracy
                                                  " weigh hey blow the man down
                                                  And pray pay attention and listen to me
                                                  Give me some time to blow the man down"  It's time.

                                                  • Annie
                                                    Annie  6 days back

                                                    😂😂😂😂 "it takes two baby, they're gonna impeach you."

                                                    • xadam2dudex
                                                      xadam2dudex  6 days back

                                                      This looks like an old Lawence Welk broadcast

                                                      • JamieLan2011
                                                        JamieLan2011  6 days back

                                                        This show is fuckin' genius..

                                                        • TheRogueStatesman
                                                          TheRogueStatesman  6 days back

                                                          if you scroll through the time bar with your mouse/pointer, you can actually make out their faces!!! 😲😂 ps- don't tell 45!

                                                          • Tolu Osinowo
                                                            Tolu Osinowo  6 days back

                                                            Lmao! ‘They gonna impeach you’ 🎤🎤😂😂👏🏽👏🏽

                                                            • VG F
                                                              VG F  6 days back


                                                              • mccallind
                                                                mccallind  6 days back

                                                                Now this is reality TV that I can watch.....

                                                                • TheRaygo
                                                                  TheRaygo  6 days back

                                                                  I love these comedy shorts from the Late Show, a little light and laughter in a dark world. Thank you Stephen, bravo to you and all your team!

                                                                  • Rick Ammon
                                                                    Rick Ammon  6 days back

                                                                    Hey America, the time has come to vote every Republican out of office for failing to support their oaths of office! We can not accept any politician who places their political party ahead of their country! These Republicans are allowing Donald Trump to trample all over the Constitution and the Rule of Law and that is unAmerican!

                                                                    • Jessie Riethmuller
                                                                      Jessie Riethmuller  6 days back

                                                                      This needs to be a full song :)

                                                                      • V.A. D-R
                                                                        V.A. D-R  6 days back

                                                                        This was Brilliant.

                                                                        • Rajiv W
                                                                          Rajiv W  6 days back

                                                                          Two is company

                                                                          • RONSTAR08
                                                                            RONSTAR08  6 days back

                                                                            Fantastic 👏👏👏

                                                                            • Ross Parlette
                                                                              Ross Parlette  6 days back

                                                                              I remember those old Lawrence Welk shows. Great re-dubbing.

                                                                              • Random Guy
                                                                                Random Guy  6 days back

                                                                                So catchy!

                                                                                • Stacia Marie
                                                                                  Stacia Marie  6 days back

                                                                                  🗣️I can not deal with the level of pure comedic genious that I just witnessed😂😭🤣 👨🎤👩🏼🎤 I watched 3 times, and laughed harder each time. 😫😁🤣😭😂😁😀😆😅 @LSSC 🥰

                                                                                  • notmy cellphone
                                                                                    notmy cellphone  6 days back

                                                                                    FREAKIN funny! They need to promote this to radios. A full version of it.

                                                                                    • Caryn Schwengel
                                                                                      Caryn Schwengel  6 days back

                                                                                      That looked like Peter Brady behind that blur.

                                                                                      • rich whiteboii
                                                                                        rich whiteboii  6 days back

                                                                                        Like two ...are they like brothers or sisters... or like related.

                                                                                        • Garret McMurray
                                                                                          Garret McMurray  6 days back

                                                                                          i so wanted there be a reveal of laura benanti singing

                                                                                          • Dean Bonde
                                                                                            Dean Bonde  6 days back

                                                                                            Remember when late night shows were entertaining? They used to be funny. Colbert and his followers are clowns. No talent. No humor. No brains. They are the culmination of retarded beliefs by the left. Turn this crap off.

                                                                                            • Nefersguy
                                                                                              Nefersguy  6 days back

                                                                                              I wonder how much the clinton foundation pays colbert?

                                                                                              • Dr. Lyle Evans
                                                                                                Dr. Lyle Evans  6 days back

                                                                                                Okay just hear me out. Over the last few years I have developed a growing concern that our nation is headed in a dangerous direction, and not for the reasons one would think. I am terrified and want to do what I can to raise awareness.
                                                                                                There is a serious left wing echo chamber present within modern media. Practically all news channels (with exception to Fox, who recently had become more left wing than usual and hired several strong dem anchors such as DNC chairman Donna Brazille), newspapers (NY times, LA times, Washington Post etc), social media platforms, music industry, television, Hollywood etc.
                                                                                                This has created an environment in which objective and unbiased information is increasingly difficult to come by, with an intentionally misleading agenda basically monopolized by a single faction. This is dangerous to our democracy, and a major cause of the recent polarizing and radicalization of our electorate. Things that traditionally had nothing to do with politics have recently became little more than a propaganda piece of the left.
                                                                                                By the way, I’m not on the right, I identify as libertarian, I did not vote for Trump. This election, I may be forced to, as the left has became an existential danger to our republic. My reasoning for this comes from an extensive background in relevant topics such as law (I have both a constitutional law and business admin degrees), geopolitics, history etc. I feel that Trump is heavily mischaracterized and not understood. And the openly hostile attitude against our democratically elected leader (and a rising anti-American attitude which is concerning at best) is unprecedented, unhealthy to the nation, and is being caused by people like Colbert : who take advantage of well-meaning individuals who trust the information they receive in good faith. I can’t blame anyone for feeling ill will towards Trump, Republicans etc. but I can say with certainty that they are strongly misguided. Through no fault of their own.
                                                                                                We owe it to ourselves and our country to take a step back and reevaluate our outlook to help ensure that our positions aren’t built on a bad foundation. Check out what the other side has to say, try to. find reasons behind Trumps actions, find discrepancies and bias within your normal information sources so you can be more aware when they occur, and educate yourselves on the dangers of Marxism (as there is certainly an agenda discreetly in play).
                                                                                                We’re in this thing together