Weekend Update: Trump Announces Deal to End Shutdown - SNL

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  • Lamonte Benberry
    Lamonte Benberry  3 weeks back

    You know you are failing as a president if you made LaGuardia worse! LOL 😂

    • Brittany Bonnie
      Brittany Bonnie  1 months back

      thank god for nancy without her america would have burned by now under trump

      • I drink bong water
        I drink bong water  1 months back

        I don't need to know ALL the news. I just need to know the general parts they say on Weekend Update so I know what to make current jokes about.

        • Jennifer M
          Jennifer M  1 months back

          He does look like Penguin

          • Red Potter
            Red Potter  4 months back

            Business Babadook is so underrated

            • Mo Salah LFC
              Mo Salah LFC  5 months back

              😂😂

              • Carson Cook
                Carson Cook  5 months back

                3:59 they didn’t call into work complaining Democrat’s don’t have jobs.

                • Anarchy 215
                  Anarchy 215  5 months back

                  You know he is a bad president when he is more concerned about other countries

                  • Wilted Lamp
                    Wilted Lamp  6 months back

                    So... how ya’ll doing post-Mueller? Doesn’t seem like he was a criminal after all.

                    • Vincent Nelson
                      Vincent Nelson  6 months back

                      Thumbs up!😁😂

                      • karter shaw
                        karter shaw  6 months back

                        4.13 they look like supervillans

                        • L C
                          L C  6 months back

                          Trumpton u deserve a big fat ugly prison for u and yr minions u pathetic uneducated racist rarse!!!

                          • Max Toast Ghost
                            Max Toast Ghost  6 months back

                            It's funny how right Che was. He did call a state of emergency for the wall!

                            • Rev. J. Roger Allen
                              Rev. J. Roger Allen  7 months back

                              This is not funny just disgusting!

                              • Rev. J. Roger Allen
                                Rev. J. Roger Allen  7 months back

                                McAvoy is not funny! I wish he would call it quits.

                                • Rachel Curl
                                  Rachel Curl  7 months back

                                  God I love The Babadook

                                  • Arthur Trauer
                                    Arthur Trauer  7 months back

                                    You know, I’ll be watching some documentary on YouTube about geology or astronomy and start browsing the comments section. There’s always some jack-off making some rude and often threatening comment about political shit that has nothing to do with the video. The rest of us are discussing gravitational lensing or something and some fool spouts off about how “libtards” and “snowflakes” should all be shot and how the Donald is Gods gift to America and is trying to save us all (I mean the ignorant, violent and classless, childish Right) and it just breaks my fantasy of humanity making progress. Laughing at them is better than hating them. Forgive them for they,... are foolish idiots that don’t do any of their own research and make all their pathetic decisions based on what FOX news or their dumbass friends say - you know, informed intelligent choices. Cough.

                                    • Phil 'N Friend's
                                      Phil 'N Friend's  7 months back

                                      Said business Babadook lmfao 😂

                                      • David Sielaff
                                        David Sielaff  7 months back

                                        This is racist

                                        • David Sielaff
                                          David Sielaff  7 months back

                                          Call it quits? How awful

                                          • slayer 1
                                            slayer 1  7 months back

                                            I'm offended yet A little appreciative

                                            • Emmanuel Clark
                                              Emmanuel Clark  7 months back

                                              #Trump2020

                                              • Ramon Gonzalez
                                                Ramon Gonzalez  7 months back

                                                "...paying Black dudes to bang his wife. I don't know whether to feel offended or appreciated." lmao

                                                • shan cr
                                                  shan cr  7 months back

                                                  MAGA=MULLER AIN'T GOING AWAY
                                                  STONE YOU NEED TO STFU!! IF YOU WERE BLACK YOU WOULD BE ON A SLAB RIGHT NOW!!!!
                                                  YOU THREATENED SOMEONE TOLD THEM TO " PREPARE TO DIE"AND THEIR PET ASSWIPE!!  YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BEAT SHITT!!   YOU NEED to BE TREATED JUST LIKE ANYBODY ELSE!! THEY CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK they WANT TO DO !!  YOU'RE NOT SPECIAL!!!! YOU'RE A LIAR and YOU ARE A CROOK!!  ALONG with your ORANGE CROTCH GRABBING NO READING BASTARD ASS FRIEND!!  DONALD TRUMP! YOU and MICHAEL FLYNN are TRAITORS TO THE UNITED STATES!!!  ALL FOR GREED for YOUR FRIEND DON THE CON!!!
                                                  **YOU KNOW DAMN WELL THAT WOULD  NEVER HAVE  HAPPENED if MUELLER DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING ON YOUR DUMBASS**!!
                                                  THE MEN THAT BUSTED YOUR  DOOR DOWN DIDN'T EVEN GET PAID!!!!!! FOR THEIR JOBS!!!!!  DUE TO YOUR LIEING ASSS FRIEND TRUMP!!!!!!! WHAT KIND OF MAN IS HE???  Well GUESS WHAT!!!!!  BIRDS of A FEATHER!!!   **PLEASE  DON'T SEND STONE TO FEDERAL PRISON !!!!  SEND HIM TO REGULAR PRISON!!!   LET BIG  BUBBA TOSS HIS DAMN SALAD AND TEACH HIM A LESSON !!!!!!
                                                  YOU GOING TO BE TRADING IN YOUR BADASS GANGSTER SUITS FOR A ORANGE JUMPSUIT!!!! PLEASE!  SEND MR. BAD ASS!!!  TO REGULAR PRISON!! **** NOT FEDERAL VACATION  PRISON**!!!!
                                                  LET'S SEE HOW BAD HE IS THEN!!!  HE WILL BE CRYING LIKE A BITCH!!😫😫
                                                  I can't wait till they start messing with HANNITY'S SORRY ASS!! HE SEEMS TO HAVE FORGOTTEN HIS ASS WAS NAMED IN COURT A YEAR AGO!!

                                                  • Chasing A Murderer
                                                    Chasing A Murderer  7 months back

                                                    No political crap fgs we need a break

                                                    • LLB
                                                      LLB  7 months back

                                                      How Micheal Che manage to look at someone and think that AND then find out that they actually did that, amazes me... 😂😂😂😂

                                                      • Snow Angel
                                                        Snow Angel  7 months back

                                                        These two guys are the best of SNL oh and Jeff Beauregard Sessions ❤️❤️

                                                        • Tristan Denis Benedetti
                                                          Tristan Denis Benedetti  7 months back

                                                          Damn, this is pure gold! :D

                                                          • Amethyst Samia
                                                            Amethyst Samia  7 months back

                                                            Che is hilarious!

                                                            • Shane Funk
                                                              Shane Funk  7 months back

                                                              I love this shit but that was some racist ass shit if I've ever heard any in my life!!!!! Whats up with this?

                                                              • Full Entertainment Media
                                                                Full Entertainment Media  7 months back

                                                                Lmao

                                                                • Simon Winther
                                                                  Simon Winther  7 months back

                                                                  Weekend Trumpdate

                                                                  • DAV!D&CLARA
                                                                    DAV!D&CLARA  7 months back

                                                                    4:53 paused to google it. Omg it’s true!!!!! Some stories circulating he bottomed for guys while watching his wife get banged. Wow. And I thought I was kinky. Also, just go into google images and search roger stone. Very odd stuff.

                                                                    • Seetiyan
                                                                      Seetiyan  7 months back

                                                                      "As a black man I don't know whether to feel offended, or a little appreciated."
                                                                      LOL! Mixed feelings, bro.

                                                                      • The Cheeba Lounge
                                                                        The Cheeba Lounge  7 months back

                                                                        Hahahaha we learn something new every day 😂👏🏽👏🏽

                                                                        • Brian Sounalath
                                                                          Brian Sounalath  7 months back

                                                                          did colin switch to wax in his hair? or better yet clay?

                                                                          • alisha
                                                                            alisha  7 months back

                                                                            this is amazing

                                                                            • REBECCA JACOB
                                                                              REBECCA JACOB  8 months back

                                                                              ¨Ofc the white house would say that, the president is the white house.¨ LMFAOOO

                                                                              • Fred Rogers
                                                                                Fred Rogers  8 months back

                                                                                anyone remember when snl was funny?

                                                                              • Ted Robinson
                                                                                Ted Robinson  8 months back

                                                                                LOCK Him Up! LOCK Him Up!! Go Team Muller!!!😁🤗

                                                                                • La Soleil
                                                                                  La Soleil  8 months back

                                                                                  SNL is a see-through propagandist group of SICK NAZI LOSERS. They're ever so faithful to their mass-murdering, cocaine trafficking, raping, abusing, thieving, compulsively lying sociopath leaders, THE CLINTONS. HEIL HITLERY COCAINE CLINTON! HEIL HITLERY COCAINE CLINTON! HEIL HITLERY COCAINE CLINTON!

                                                                                • La Soleil
                                                                                  La Soleil  8 months back

                                                                                  Let's hear about Dan Lasater, Clinton BFF, donor, and CONVICTED COCAINE DISTRIBUTOR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvcbLJKrZLY He and Bill were well-known in Arkansas for giving away BUCKET-LOADS OF FREE COCAINE TO HIGH SCHOOL CHEERLEADERS, some as young as 14-years-old.

                                                                                  • La Soleil
                                                                                    La Soleil  8 months back

                                                                                    This is WAY FUNNIER than any DUMB FUCK SHIT you'll ever see on SNL. It's the senate testimony of Dan Lasater, Clinton BFF, donor, and CONVICTED COCAINE DISTRIBUTOR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqCwA8zPCPY

                                                                                    • La Soleil
                                                                                      La Soleil  8 months back

                                                                                      "Hillary Clinton: A Career Criminal" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kypl1MYuKDY This 19-minute film covers less than 1/2 of the Clintons' crimes, considering the fact that their Class A felony crime spree began in 1968, when Bill Clinton raped a fellow student at Oxford University.

                                                                                      • La Soleil
                                                                                        La Soleil  8 months back

                                                                                        "The New Clinton Chronicles" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERrg1cuL3KY This is a documentary about the Bill and Hillary Clinton COCAINE CARTEL, the witnesses they murdered (which include 5 teenagers), Bill's cocaine addiction, sex addiction, laundering of drug money, and more.

                                                                                        • La Soleil
                                                                                          La Soleil  8 months back

                                                                                          "Obstruction of Justice- The Clinton Machine (pt 1 of 2)" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bk45bxuOKEc This is a documentary about the August 23, 1987 murders of 17-year-old Kevin Ives and 16-year-old Don Henry, as COMMITTED BY BILL AND HILLARY CLINTON. These boys witnessed a CLINTON CARTEL cocaine drop and needed to be "eliminated."

                                                                                          • La Soleil
                                                                                            La Soleil  8 months back

                                                                                            On August 23, 1987, Bill and Hillary Clinton ordered the murders of 17-year-old Kevin Ives and 16-year-old Don Henry, because these boys witnessed a CLINTON CARTEL cocaine drop and needed to be "eliminated." Here are their murders explained in under 5 minutes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQy_Fm5uAac

                                                                                            • La Soleil
                                                                                              La Soleil  8 months back

                                                                                              Let's hear from Danney Williams: Bill Clinton's ABANDONED BLACK SON: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLOp2yBhuTE