Public Transit

  • Published: 13 June 2017
  • EDIT: BEEP BEEP BEEP this just in! I'm terrible! I forgot to credit the artist that made me the fan art I shared at the end of the video.

    He's responsible for both of those wonderful fan arts.
    This video can be summed up as "I went outside and it was a bad idea". So the moral of the story is stay inside. Fear the outside world, it is a strange place.

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Comments • 5 361

  • Alexei Ramos
    Alexei Ramos  2 hours back

    "only good things about public transit" laughs in Mexican, bruh here's like 50/50 you get robbed or something

    • Kelsey Gallagher
      Kelsey Gallagher  6 hours back

      i’m taking my 3rd year of french rn and you’re better than me😂

      • Avoan Black
        Avoan Black  7 hours back

        "Hello, I am a dolphin. My name is cheese omelette" - pure comedic genius.

        I was watching this at the office. Started laughing then crying for like solid 7 minutes. Nobody said anything (at this point they know what I'm about) but just as I stopped the phone rang so BOY was it good timing.

        • Roma Beepun
          Roma Beepun  16 hours back


          • Rebecca West
            Rebecca West  16 hours back

            *why is his name "Ice Cream Sandwich" but he's eating a pizza in his profile picture*

            • Kristin zunich
              Kristin zunich  16 hours back

              You looked like finn

              • Ayenimations
                Ayenimations  2 days back

                Binge-watching! ❤

                • Brooklynn Drawz
                  Brooklynn Drawz  3 days back

                  This video is... amazing.

                  • Jesseca Alba
                    Jesseca Alba  3 days back

                    I watched someone shit on the bus and someone else tearing into the back of the headrest in front of them...with their teeth.

                    Not to mention the time someone circled my stop and hollared at me - to join them - for about five full minutes before the bus saved me.

                    • Jake from State Farm
                      Jake from State Farm  3 days back

                      Fun fact last summer I went to France and my family and me were going on ze metro doors started closing and my dad was holding yea now I have ptsd OwO

                      • KyubiK Z
                        KyubiK Z  4 days back

                        These are headphones, *NOT NECK PILLOWS*

                        • Estevan Delaportilla
                          Estevan Delaportilla  4 days back


                          • puntatO oof
                            puntatO oof  4 days back

                            I do that with my headphones lol but it’s because my headphones are uncomfortable 😒

                            • Luke Skywalker
                              Luke Skywalker  5 days back

                              2:37 why do I have such a dirty mind?

                              • Jack K
                                Jack K  5 days back

                                Cant blame the transit headphones guy for bitching

                                • Lich King
                                  Lich King  6 days back

                                  gz on almost 1million subs

                                  • Indowigi Soda
                                    Indowigi Soda  6 days back

                                    Icecream: Says Bus rides are fine
                                    Me when I go in the bus in nz: *Loud Gangsta Music Kissing Weirdos* Me Watching IceCreamSandwitchd* :)

                                    • North _
                                      North _  7 days back

                                      This is by far my favorite video from you

                                      • Rose Mary #2
                                        Rose Mary #2  1 weeks back

                                        And ms frizzy went to the wrong bus stop

                                        • Angie MontoyaCuri
                                          Angie MontoyaCuri  1 weeks back

                                          america: about to leave
                                          him: NO NO NO NO!!! here, hear me out!

                                          i love this guy xD

                                          • Drake Hill
                                            Drake Hill  1 weeks back

                                            I thought he was talking about a map on bo2 zombies map call tranzit

                                            • NerdiPanda
                                              NerdiPanda  1 weeks back

                                              Marry me

                                              • federico saviano
                                                federico saviano  1 weeks back

                                                Try taking a bus in Italy.

                                                • Colby Ruth
                                                  Colby Ruth  1 weeks back

                                                  What was that Godzilla’s atomic breath

                                                  • I like Tacos
                                                    I like Tacos  1 weeks back

                                                    4:49 is actual French

                                                  • someonethats a_alien
                                                    someonethats a_alien  1 weeks back

                                                    I’m watching this as I’m on the bus lol

                                                    • Diretamente de Chernobyl

                                                      "Public transit it's great"

                                                      me: 𝗹𝗮𝘂𝗴𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗶𝗻 𝗯𝗿𝗮𝘇𝗶𝗹

                                                      • Miner Pro Man
                                                        Miner Pro Man  1 weeks back

                                                        i found this in my recommended. a classic

                                                        • Noah Morales
                                                          Noah Morales  1 weeks back

                                                          My friend: are you guys ready?

                                                          Me: yees

                                                          My other friend: Yup

                                                          Public transit in Denmark:

                                                          Im not fucking ready!

                                                          • GoldMaster 450
                                                            GoldMaster 450  1 weeks back

                                                            In venezuela not

                                                            • melstar1ify
                                                              melstar1ify  2 weeks back

                                                              Sitting on a train right now, and omg I relate so much. Especially the part about space, hate that when that happens.

                                                              • Peppermint_ Milly
                                                                Peppermint_ Milly  2 weeks back

                                                                I have traumatizing experiences with trains


                                                                I hate them and I never want to be on 1 again but my parents won’t let me stay home alone

                                                                but you don’t need my opinion sooooo


                                                                • Peppermint_ Milly
                                                                  Peppermint_ Milly  1 weeks back


                                                                  Not a good thing to deal with

                                                                • Jason Learakos
                                                                  Jason Learakos  1 weeks back

                                                                  @Peppermint_ Milly Oh dear.

                                                                • Peppermint_ Milly
                                                                  Peppermint_ Milly  1 weeks back

                                                                  The door only opened half way and the door was closing on my father and I almost got left behind

                                                                • Jason Learakos
                                                                  Jason Learakos  1 weeks back

                                                                  @Peppermint_ Milly What happened?

                                                                • Peppermint_ Milly
                                                                  Peppermint_ Milly  1 weeks back

                                                                  Read the first sentence of my comment and you’ll see

                                                              • Z03 W33D
                                                                Z03 W33D  2 weeks back

                                                                I remember me and my dad were on a plane to NYC, it was for a school trip. It was a long ride until, so I went to sleep. My dad told me, while I was dead asleep I moved my head and was leaning on a random guy sitting next to us, it sounded awkward and funny.

                                                                I also met a weird guy. Not weird like "where's the police" but like "creative" weird.

                                                                • Sofi Vigo
                                                                  Sofi Vigo  2 weeks back

                                                                  *Okay but*

                                                                  Jin: *hEy Stob iT*

                                                                  • tristan
                                                                    tristan  2 weeks back

                                                                    Come to London, see how good our public transport is

                                                                    • Izabel game
                                                                      Izabel game  2 weeks back

                                                                      Je suis francé mas dans Canada 🍁 🇨🇦 hiiii

                                                                      • The Weird Guy 101
                                                                        The Weird Guy 101  2 weeks back

                                                                        4:30 well u came to america or most like born idk and u know the langues srry ldk how to spell langues. :p

                                                                        • Kimberly Carcamo
                                                                          Kimberly Carcamo  2 weeks back

                                                                          I would be the person with the headphones

                                                                          • BubbleGum Alex
                                                                            BubbleGum Alex  2 weeks back

                                                                            What’s your email?

                                                                            • Samanvaro
                                                                              Samanvaro  2 weeks back

                                                                              isnt this vid similiar like Theodd1sout Strangers video?

                                                                              • love like
                                                                                love like  2 weeks back

                                                                                that's right I heard the story over and over again

                                                                                g it's swell to finally meet her other freinds

                                                                                -Steven universe-

                                                                                • OreoDonut Fun
                                                                                  OreoDonut Fun  2 weeks back

                                                                                  this guy is the funniest guy in the WORLD

                                                                                  • Jossu •ᴗ•
                                                                                    Jossu •ᴗ•  2 weeks back

                                                                                    I love that I only have to drive around 10 minutes to the nearest train station and pay a couple euros for a ticket to get to the capital city from a rural area in Finland by train that takes around 30 minutes.

                                                                                    • Kristin Lee Chee-Thomas

                                                                                      I watched this when I was on the bus one time. *it was crowded*

                                                                                      • Blessing Ellis
                                                                                        Blessing Ellis  2 weeks back

                                                                                        How come when I get on the school bus and start watching this video, I'm getting notifs of public transportation talking about alert departure time

                                                                                        • Min Suga
                                                                                          Min Suga  2 weeks back

                                                                                          MIC DROP

                                                                                          • angel pik#21
                                                                                            angel pik#21  2 weeks back

                                                                                            Lol is it safe maybe lol

                                                                                            • Chy Smick
                                                                                              Chy Smick  2 weeks back

                                                                                              2:25 me.