Every Zero Punctuation 2013

  • Published: 07 September 2019
  • Every 2013 Zero Punctuation episode with no punctuation.

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Comments • 197

  • ShroudedWolf51
    ShroudedWolf51  5 hours back

    I'm still rather upset for people throwing all their toys out of the pram over DMC: Devil May Cry. Yes, it had some issues and combat could have been executed better, but it's the only Devil May Cry game that I didn't utterly hate.

    • millertime7275
      millertime7275  1 days back

      I know it's a little bit of work but can you start putting time stamps in a sticky comment at the top on these?

      • Poohsif
        Poohsif  1 days back

        Yahtzee yelling was more than enough adrenaline to get the morning going

        • Fwazangalang Entertainment


          • Harrison Novak
            Harrison Novak  3 days back

            If y’all like this you should get one of Yahtzee’s novels on Audible. He narrates them himself so it’s like an 11 hour zero punctuation

            • Thomas Barge
              Thomas Barge  3 days back

              don't do it!

              • ChickenPika
                ChickenPika  4 days back

                Part of the fun of these is trying to find what they censored this time.

                • DoubleHelixGamer
                  DoubleHelixGamer  22 hours back

                  Pre-op transexual changed to pantomime dame in the Brothers review

                • millertime7275
                  millertime7275  1 days back

                  What do you mean, what got censored?

              • BoatSniper49
                BoatSniper49  4 days back

                I wanna go back to 2013.

                • Ashley Gooch
                  Ashley Gooch  4 days back

                  I always found the " there's a man let's just call him Jim because that's his name" joke was underappreciated

                  • SqualidsargeStudios
                    SqualidsargeStudios  4 days back

                    Basically that David cage is a huge tit

                    • Akuryō
                      Akuryō  4 days back

                      Love these

                      • Axel Velázquez
                        Axel Velázquez  5 days back

                        The Escapist: "Hey, People are making yearly compilations of Zero Punctuation, (Channels Nintendo´s mindset) THAT'S MY MONEY!!!

                        • Alex Parr
                          Alex Parr  5 days back

                          listening to this on 0.5x speed is the funniest fucking thing ive ever done. just sounds like the most hilarious drunk rant of all time

                          • Ian Bridge
                            Ian Bridge  5 days back

                            Who else tries to guess which game it is before he mentions its title?

                            • BeastlyMussel61
                              BeastlyMussel61  5 days back

                              I keep looking down at the comments expecting each individual comment section

                              • Finger Painting
                                Finger Painting  5 days back

                                I'm going to read your book 'Will Save the Galaxy for Food' between my first readings of Dune and Middlemarch. No I am not joking. I am sure they will be equally memorable.

                                • mystery gamer
                                  mystery gamer  5 days back

                                  "Shoulder clocking motherfuckers like the video for bitter sweet symphony on fast forward" still has to be my favorite yhatzee quote ever

                                  • Drew Anderson
                                    Drew Anderson  6 days back

                                    Half speed equals hilarious drunk Yahtzee

                                    • asf
                                      asf  6 days back

                                      These videos are the fucking best thing. Just listening to the ranting bullshit while doing stuff

                                      • DaRogue101
                                        DaRogue101  6 days back

                                        1:28:08 HaHa! Little did he know how prophetic this line would be!

                                        • That Guy In Green -shutting down soon-

                                          I refuse to spend 20 minutes wrking on my maths assignment
                                          But sure, I’ve got 4 hours of Yahtzee

                                          • Duros360
                                            Duros360  6 days back

                                            Loving these compilation vids :D

                                            • thatdapperfellow
                                              thatdapperfellow  6 days back

                                              "They come and go faster than an abusive foster parent's sex partners."

                                              How have I never gotten this joke before?

                                              • Bogumila Czwakiel
                                                Bogumila Czwakiel  6 days back

                                                Ja grajem w gry lego na innch koslach wii xbox3600🤑😈😈😡😡🖕🏿💩💩💤

                                                • Marcos
                                                  Marcos  6 days back

                                                  aka how to make a 4 hrs video with 5 min clips

                                                  • missmaggy2u
                                                    missmaggy2u  6 days back

                                                    Watching this in 2019 after reading "Will Save the Galaxy for Food"

                                                    22:40 Devil May Cry review referring to generic bad guy as "mean old Mr Henderson" I wonder when exactly you picked that name for a bad guy, HUH YAHTZ?

                                                    • Natsume-Hime
                                                      Natsume-Hime  5 days back

                                                      Even better was his calling out made up swear words around 1:18:35 something he did for "Will Save the Galaxy for Food."

                                                  • Chef Breccia
                                                    Chef Breccia  6 days back

                                                    1:05:01 Well, that didn't quite happen, did it?

                                                    • demonheart002
                                                      demonheart002  6 days back

                                                      There is a playback issue at 38:23. Audio speeds up for a second.

                                                      • Maldus Alver
                                                        Maldus Alver  6 days back

                                                        Ah the good old days, Knowing what we knew now all of these games seem like masterpiece GotY compared to what we get after 2017. Who would have known 5 years from then the game industry would turn full corporate dystopia.

                                                        1:51:53 Best Consumer Advice Ever

                                                        • Waki Paki
                                                          Waki Paki  6 days back

                                                          Hate to break it to you; someone has been making these compilations for years already. And they don't censor or edit them down.

                                                          • Guy Boo
                                                            Guy Boo  4 days back

                                                            @Escapist Just curious if you thanked them for revealing the untapped market for the compilation format which is currently gaining you extra revenue? I mean, while we’re on the subject of appropriating other’s IP. :)

                                                          • Escapist
                                                            Escapist   6 days back

                                                            And it’s copyright infringement.

                                                        • Alias
                                                          Alias  6 days back

                                                          This video absolutely had to happen, thank you Escapist.

                                                          • Well Beef5
                                                            Well Beef5  7 days back

                                                            I started watching this video on Friday with the intention of watching it a little bit a day, over a week. I can now proudly say that it is Sunday and I have watched it twice! I do not know how!

                                                            • Jon Scott
                                                              Jon Scott  7 days back

                                                              i loved ecco the dolphin :)

                                                              • Welbelove
                                                                Welbelove  7 days back

                                                                Ah, being 15 was a lot easier, no depression. BioShock Infinite, Assassin's Creed Black Flag, GTA 5, Papers, Please, The Stanley Parable and Hotline Miami. Game of Thrones peaked, Breaking Bad Finished and Viking just started. I've been watching Yahtzee since 2009 half my life at this point If you see this cheers for the free entertainment.

                                                                • Ryan Leighton-Evans
                                                                  Ryan Leighton-Evans  7 days back

                                                                  put this on thinking i would watch a couple and then watch or do something else, then i looked up an 2 hours had passes.

                                                                  • ssvineman
                                                                    ssvineman  7 days back

                                                                    Oooo, Dead Space 3 review kinda hurts six years on.

                                                                    “I'd be more indignant if I thought this would actually work.”
                                                                    Looks at the NBA 2K20 trailer and replies “uhhhhh...”
                                                                    also, Visceral.

                                                                    • Maldus Alver
                                                                      Maldus Alver  6 days back

                                                                      Yeah, these were when the problems were just annoyances not the stage IV cancer that we have now.

                                                                  • Claire Jessop
                                                                    Claire Jessop  7 days back

                                                                    Can you stop posting another year compilation... FOR 5 MINUTES

                                                                    • Asaac Isimov
                                                                      Asaac Isimov  7 days back

                                                                      2x speed? Nah, half speed is waaaaaaaaaaay funnier.

                                                                      • Paul Lutchmansingh
                                                                        Paul Lutchmansingh  7 days back

                                                                        I deeply appreciated that cricket joke

                                                                        • Kriss Kross
                                                                          Kriss Kross  7 days back

                                                                          Wait what

                                                                          • Shawn Beachy
                                                                            Shawn Beachy  1 weeks back

                                                                            2:33:00 So is Yahtzee playing 3DS in a prison or did he imprison someone to use as furniture?

                                                                            • FargoneMyth
                                                                              FargoneMyth  1 weeks back

                                                                              One of the things that sucked about the 2013 videos is later on there is this annoying hissing in the right ear x-x

                                                                              • Brandon F.
                                                                                Brandon F.  1 weeks back

                                                                                So jokes are getting cut from Zero Punctuation episodes to avoid demonetization. Does that mean jokes in new episodes are getting censored and removed/shot down before we see them?

                                                                                Has Yahtzee been forced to remove jokes from his scripts/start self-censoring?

                                                                                • Paul Tapping
                                                                                  Paul Tapping  6 days back

                                                                                  That and the last bit is just describing 'editing'.

                                                                                • Escapist
                                                                                  Escapist   7 days back

                                                                                  This is not happening. Don’t spread conspiracy theories.

                                                                              • Rishi Rajan
                                                                                Rishi Rajan  1 weeks back

                                                                                Nice ass.

                                                                                • alldayagain
                                                                                  alldayagain  1 weeks back

                                                                                  Shut up and take my watch-time!!

                                                                                  • wearsjorge55
                                                                                    wearsjorge55  1 weeks back

                                                                                    Curious too see what jokes they've sensored this time

                                                                                    • Ben R4m-Z
                                                                                      Ben R4m-Z  1 weeks back

                                                                                      30:54 is exactly why I love these videos.
                                                                                      It's the in your face, unapologetic humor that makes you laugh and shake your head at the same time.
                                                                                      It never ceases to disappoint.

                                                                                      • Guy Boo
                                                                                        Guy Boo  1 weeks back

                                                                                        It feels somehow wrong that the end-of-year awards show always happen at the beginning of these compilations. Yes _technically_ they were released at the beginning of the next year, but that’s arguing for mindless adherence to date boundaries over thematic cohesion or proper build-up.