Every Zero Punctuation 2013

  • Published: 07 September 2019
  • Every 2013 Zero Punctuation episode with no punctuation.

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Comments • 249

  • Perry Born
    Perry Born  2 weeks back

    I actually used to get a lot of use out of the WiiU, mostly at school during my last couple years of high school. I would just keep the thing in my backpack all ready to go except being plugged in and then whenever I needed something to do for a class period I'd set my bag down next to a plug, hook it up, then go back to my desk and play the game off the screen controller. Had a great time playing smash bros with friends or breath of the wild

    • A wooden bench
      A wooden bench  1 months back

      0:25 Yahtzee explains the post-modernist reading of metal gear solid2 half a year before super bunny hop made it cool

      • R T
        R T  2 months back

        this is very depressing scribing practice

      • appelofdoom
        appelofdoom  2 months back

        2:01:36 takes on a whole new meaning

        • Tegan Hunter
          Tegan Hunter  2 months back

          Yahtzee: Tea, Earl Gray, Hot
          Me: hey I understood that reference

          • Randy Longstreet
            Randy Longstreet  3 months back

            That God of War prediction was weirdly close...

            • ThaDevilsJester
              ThaDevilsJester  3 months back

              I remember the first ZP video I saw was his review for Fallout: New Vegas and I've been a fan ever since. These collections are great fun and give me a great source of entertainment when I'm walking around the house doing nothing since I've seen them all 1000 times.

              Edit: 1001 times

              • APileOfChins
                APileOfChins  2 months back

                Only a thousand? You've got lot's more viewings to go. ZP never really wears out.

            • jerk fudgewater
              jerk fudgewater  3 months back

              At 5:31 he literally predicts Trump

              • Daniel Lewycky
                Daniel Lewycky  3 months back

                for (conversation = 0; conversation < social ostrization; conversation ++){

                • TheBroseph95
                  TheBroseph95  3 months back

                  I think 2013 was one of his best years. No matter how many times I come back and watch this I keep laughing.

                  • Nathan McEneny
                    Nathan McEneny  4 months back

                    "the theory was sound"

                    • Emil Stefansson
                      Emil Stefansson  4 months back

                      Genuinely surprised they didn't cut out Yahtzee's uses of the r-slur

                      • Timothy Fitzpatrick
                        Timothy Fitzpatrick  3 months back

                        @Emil Stefansson I get it. I wasn't judging you or anything. I just was feeling conflicted about the whole thing.

                      • Emil Stefansson
                        Emil Stefansson  3 months back

                        @Timothy Fitzpatrick Not saying it would be that either, it just seems odd that they would cut out some Hitler jokes, but leave that word in.

                      • Emil Stefansson
                        Emil Stefansson  3 months back

                        @Cubi Studios Okay if they cut every time he said fuck, they would lose like 45 minutes of audio right there

                      • Cubi Studios
                        Cubi Studios  4 months back

                        Or the F bomb

                      • Timothy Fitzpatrick
                        Timothy Fitzpatrick  4 months back

                        I honestly don't know if that would be the right move or not.

                    • SuspiciousEd
                      SuspiciousEd  4 months back

                      "Every Zero Punctuation 2013"

                      Ah, Youtube is recommending classic videos again.

                      * Posted 2 weeks ago *


                      • MasterCharlie104
                        MasterCharlie104  4 months back

                        4:07:35 I tried this out and my finger is already on the trigger.

                        • Fat Scout
                          Fat Scout  4 months back

                          Mega F

                          • Fat Scout
                            Fat Scout  4 months back


                            • Hagunemnon
                              Hagunemnon  4 months back

                              "I LOVE SAND." Best comment on anything ever.

                              • ToynbeeIdea
                                ToynbeeIdea  4 months back


                                • BlueLava7
                                  BlueLava7  4 months back

                                  Wait where's the KKK Micky imp from the Bioshock Infinite review? You guys putting these things together knows that Yahtzee hates censorship, right?

                                  • Swordking X4
                                    Swordking X4  4 months back

                                    it always catches me off guard when these finish as they don't have the outro.
                                    They just stop.

                                    • Александр Евстюгов

                                      This video turns the double twist at 2:01:36 into a triple twist.

                                      • Joshua Long
                                        Joshua Long  3 weeks back

                                        I got an add, quadruple twist!

                                    • Mai Nyigguh
                                      Mai Nyigguh  4 months back

                                      "...completely piledrives the narrative..."
                                      That's a German suplex, sir

                                      • christian hawkins
                                        christian hawkins  4 months back

                                        When he said Prince of persia and my mind literally ran through all of them I was sold lol

                                        • Henry M
                                          Henry M  4 months back

                                          Is it weird I use this to help me sleep? Probably not, right?

                                        • MindLaunch
                                          MindLaunch  4 months back

                                          it's actually amazing to play this while working as background noise and all of a sudden hear "yeah sorry kid, looks like you're not getting your mom back. Nothing you can do now but take up taxidermy and start wearing her dresses." without knowing what game he's talking about in general

                                          • ShroudedWolf51
                                            ShroudedWolf51  4 months back

                                            I'm still rather upset for people throwing all their toys out of the pram over DMC: Devil May Cry. Yes, it had some issues and combat could have been executed better, but it's the only Devil May Cry game that I didn't utterly hate.

                                            • millertime7275
                                              millertime7275  4 months back

                                              I know it's a little bit of work but can you start putting time stamps in a sticky comment at the top on these?

                                              • Poohsif
                                                Poohsif  4 months back

                                                Yahtzee yelling was more than enough adrenaline to get the morning going

                                                • I_am_ENSanity
                                                  I_am_ENSanity  4 months back


                                                  • Harrison Novak
                                                    Harrison Novak  4 months back

                                                    If y’all like this you should get one of Yahtzee’s novels on Audible. He narrates them himself so it’s like an 11 hour zero punctuation

                                                    • Logan Danielson
                                                      Logan Danielson  1 weeks back

                                                      @john johnson ive just started that one. Im liking it so far

                                                    • john johnson
                                                      john johnson  1 weeks back

                                                      I got Differently Morphous. I loved it enough to go buy the physical copy as well.

                                                    • Logan Danielson
                                                      Logan Danielson  2 weeks back

                                                      I just finished "will destroy the galaxy for cash" . Those two books are fantastic.

                                                  • Thomas Barge
                                                    Thomas Barge  4 months back

                                                    don't do it!

                                                    • ChickenPika
                                                      ChickenPika  4 months back

                                                      Part of the fun of these is trying to find what they censored this time.

                                                      • DoubleHelixGamer
                                                        DoubleHelixGamer  4 months back

                                                        Pre-op transexual changed to pantomime dame in the Brothers review

                                                      • millertime7275
                                                        millertime7275  4 months back

                                                        What do you mean, what got censored?

                                                    • BoatSniper49
                                                      BoatSniper49  4 months back

                                                      I wanna go back to 2013.

                                                      • Ashley Gooch
                                                        Ashley Gooch  4 months back

                                                        I always found the " there's a man let's just call him Jim because that's his name" joke was underappreciated

                                                        • SqualidsargeStudios
                                                          SqualidsargeStudios  4 months back

                                                          Basically that David cage is a huge tit

                                                          • TombSk8r
                                                            TombSk8r  4 months back

                                                            Love these

                                                            • Axel Velázquez
                                                              Axel Velázquez  4 months back

                                                              The Escapist: "Hey, People are making yearly compilations of Zero Punctuation, (Channels Nintendo´s mindset) THAT'S MY MONEY!!!

                                                              • Alex Parr
                                                                Alex Parr  4 months back

                                                                listening to this on 0.5x speed is the funniest fucking thing ive ever done. just sounds like the most hilarious drunk rant of all time

                                                                • Ian Bridge
                                                                  Ian Bridge  4 months back

                                                                  Who else tries to guess which game it is before he mentions its title?

                                                                  • BeastlyMussel61
                                                                    BeastlyMussel61  4 months back

                                                                    I keep looking down at the comments expecting each individual comment section

                                                                    • Tinyman11
                                                                      Tinyman11  2 months back

                                                                      I'll be honest I do that at least 3 times per year of non-punctuations, usually more

                                                                    • Zyx Luz
                                                                      Zyx Luz  4 months back

                                                                      Yeah. Me too

                                                                  • Finger Painting
                                                                    Finger Painting  4 months back

                                                                    I'm going to read your book 'Will Save the Galaxy for Food' between my first readings of Dune and Middlemarch. No I am not joking. I am sure they will be equally memorable.

                                                                    • mystery gamer
                                                                      mystery gamer  4 months back

                                                                      "Shoulder clocking motherfuckers like the video for bitter sweet symphony on fast forward" still has to be my favorite yhatzee quote ever

                                                                      • Drew Anderson
                                                                        Drew Anderson  4 months back

                                                                        Half speed equals hilarious drunk Yahtzee

                                                                      • asf
                                                                        asf  4 months back

                                                                        These videos are the fucking best thing. Just listening to the ranting bullshit while doing stuff

                                                                        • DaRogue101
                                                                          DaRogue101  4 months back

                                                                          1:28:08 HaHa! Little did he know how prophetic this line would be!

                                                                          • Duros360
                                                                            Duros360  4 months back

                                                                            Loving these compilation vids :D

                                                                            • thatdapperfellow
                                                                              thatdapperfellow  4 months back

                                                                              "They come and go faster than an abusive foster parent's sex partners."

                                                                              How have I never gotten this joke before?

                                                                              • Bogumila Czwakiel
                                                                                Bogumila Czwakiel  4 months back

                                                                                Ja grajem w gry lego na innch koslach wii xbox3600🤑😈😈😡😡🖕🏿💩💩💤