Joe Rogan - My Dog Could Probably Kill Me If He Wanted To


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  • Damn Dirty Ape
    Damn Dirty Ape  2 weeks back

    Marshall is too pure for this world ;-;

    • Ronald Reagan Is The Devil

      >owns a Golden, one of the best gun dogs ever
      >doesn't even hunt waterfowl
      For a man who lectures people on living with purpose, he sure does deny his dog purpose.

      • Tyler Nickerson
        Tyler Nickerson  2 months back

        As a husky owner I can relate to the long lost friend thing 😂

        • RRoJ
          RRoJ  2 months back

          Now I want to meet his dog 😭

          • Taylor Craig Newbold
            Taylor Craig Newbold  2 months back

            Joe Rogan is MY daddy.

            • L s
              L s  2 months back


              • athea marcos amir
                athea marcos amir  2 months back

                This reminds me of people whose babies are killed by dogs and they always say, "He was so gentle!" Wake up. Dogs are predators and can turn at any time, even Golden Retrievers.

                • Wills Pram
                  Wills Pram  2 months back

                  Dogs don't know how to wrestle Joe. If a wolf wants to bite your face off, that's a different story, those things hunt Yaks for a living. Other than that, kick them, take them down and choke them out.

                  • Jack Jones
                    Jack Jones  2 months back

                    Joe "Daddy" Rogan

                    • Kainan Baca
                      Kainan Baca  2 months back

                      Hey Joe, since you carry your Half Faced blades knife all the time can I have you Vehement Knives Simian?

                      • gamerserver1
                        gamerserver1  2 months back


                        • Hide and Tweak
                          Hide and Tweak  2 months back

                          hmm, not sure an 80 lb can really kill a 180 lb human. If you wear clothes and shoes you have a major reach advantage. Even if it bites you, you can probably choke it or crush it some way using all your body weight. Plus the fact you can probably use your hands to grab some improvised weapon or grab one of his leg.

                          • Wildfire
                            Wildfire  2 months back

                            Bruh what... a grown man could easily kill any dog with some exceptions depending on the dog or guy.

                            But by majority, a man would dominate a dog.

                            Surprised hed say this tbh

                            • Solomon Gursky
                              Solomon Gursky  2 months back

                              I could fuck my dog up

                              • SpaceGhost Indica
                                SpaceGhost Indica  2 months back

                                I fought a feral dog before. You can kick their ass fr.

                                • Basil Sharba
                                  Basil Sharba  3 months back

                                  That dog wouldn’t even bark at u lmao

                                  • Polybius
                                    Polybius  3 months back

                                    I think it was Carlin who said a dog's only sense of time is "forever". When you leave, you are leaving forever. When you come back, you've been gone forever.

                                    As far as Rogan and his golden retriever locked in mortal combat... I think we've come up with the plot of the next "Air Bud" movie. They haven't done dog joins UFC yet have they?

                                    • Tony Gareth
                                      Tony Gareth  3 months back

                                      No Joe your dog couldn’t kill you, but you could kill the dog

                                      • Janred Accento
                                        Janred Accento  3 months back

                                        Joe "those are designed to kill rats" Rogan

                                        • Don’t touch my phone Gamer


                                          • Jon doe
                                            Jon doe  3 months back

                                            I heard it’s so easy to get top comment on joe rogans comment section

                                            • Cory Bowden
                                              Cory Bowden  3 months back

                                              no he couldn't

                                              • flicfan416
                                                flicfan416  3 months back

                                                lol @ dominance game try that shit with a poodle they'll snarl back at you for like three hours.

                                                • marcosmedina14133
                                                  marcosmedina14133  3 months back

                                                  joe rogan: have you tried dmt marshall

                                                  marshall: if i wanted to i could probably kill you

                                                  • RRoJ
                                                    RRoJ  3 months back

                                                    Golden Retrievers should rule the world

                                                    • Daniel
                                                      Daniel  3 months back

                                                      Do you really think I’m gonna sit here and let you kill me dog?

                                                      • JOOSE96
                                                        JOOSE96  3 months back

                                                        That is the Joest title I’ve ever seen 😂😂😂

                                                        • Ineeda Name
                                                          Ineeda Name  3 months back

                                                          He's so right about the fact that you need to show your dog that you are the leader of the pack, otherwise they'll never listen to you

                                                          • DANNO
                                                            DANNO  3 months back

                                                            Joe Rogan is a Meme at this point. Nothing more.

                                                            • Hayden Donadio
                                                              Hayden Donadio  3 months back

                                                              Joe: your dog could kill you
                                                              Me: no he can’t
                                                              Joe: where’s the proof
                                                              Me: our ancestors caught wolves and made them our bitches wolves im pretty sure I can kick my dogs ass

                                                              • tpalo34
                                                                tpalo34  3 months back

                                                                I need to see Joe Rogan in the next season of Rick and Morty.

                                                                • Hayden Donadio
                                                                  Hayden Donadio  3 months back

                                                                  I mean people kill wild mountain lions unarmed and those have experience hunting and are much bigger

                                                                  • Samuel Esparza
                                                                    Samuel Esparza  3 months back

                                                                    All you gotta do to beat a dog is go for a leg, preferably a back leg. Dog legs are very brittle and even a stern grip and pull can stop any momentum coming from it.

                                                                    • cam johnson
                                                                      cam johnson  3 months back

                                                                      Joe “I’m his daddy” Rogan

                                                                      • Evilrose0611
                                                                        Evilrose0611  3 months back

                                                                        Ask a vet, goldens a perfectly capable of killing and maiming humans.

                                                                        • Troll Theory
                                                                          Troll Theory  3 months back

                                                                          Kill it before it kills you...

                                                                          • David Perezz
                                                                            David Perezz  3 months back

                                                                            Reminds me of airbud does Nascar

                                                                            • antelope melancholy
                                                                              antelope melancholy  3 months back

                                                                              Joe rogan being an icon of "hot couch" guys

                                                                              • Tyrzi R6S
                                                                                Tyrzi R6S  3 months back

                                                                                winning a dog fight is like winning a knife you have to know you’re gonna get bit if you want to win just make sure it’s not the important shit😂

                                                                                • Bruce Leeroy
                                                                                  Bruce Leeroy  3 months back


                                                                                  • Guy's Workout Channel
                                                                                    Guy's Workout Channel  3 months back

                                                                                    Joe rogan ur an idiot. u cant lift 75 pounds and throw it, or body slam it? Yeah u might get bit but fuck him up when he does...

                                                                                    • Michael L
                                                                                      Michael L  3 months back

                                                                                      28 Days Later is the shit!

                                                                                      • ALISTAROID TESTOSTEREEM
                                                                                        ALISTAROID TESTOSTEREEM  3 months back

                                                                                        *_JOE ROGAN ON DMT BE LIKE_*

                                                                                        • KiTT
                                                                                          KiTT  3 months back

                                                                                          No, he couldn't. kick him in the head.

                                                                                          • Jake G
                                                                                            Jake G  3 months back

                                                                                            Joe “I’d put my money on the rat” Rogan

                                                                                            • Ben Lewies
                                                                                              Ben Lewies  3 months back

                                                                                              Joe “quote something Joe said” Rogan...

                                                                                              • Everett01
                                                                                                Everett01  3 months back

                                                                                                0:40 Joe is vividly imagining his dog ripping his throat out while he's talking.

                                                                                                • Fish - Y
                                                                                                  Fish - Y  3 months back

                                                                                                  Joe "my dog is actually gonna fucking kill me I heard him plotting my death" Rogan