Bike Locks Should Be Illegal. Kellen Erskine


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  • Ruby
    Ruby  57 minutes back

    As a dutch person i really felt that bicycle lock joke. Because it actually happened to me that someone locked my bicycle with their own lock.. twice..

    • Knoediss
      Knoediss  1 hours back

      Epstein's favorite high school team is from Utah. The Bingham Miners!

      • octavio correa
        octavio correa  2 hours back

        "If you don't get that, you shouldn't be allowed to vote" haha

      • FTM Studios
        FTM Studios  3 hours back

        this was good, had me rollin!

        • Peggy Wildsmith
          Peggy Wildsmith  3 hours back

          The jokes are great, but I love his delivery over and above other comedians.

          • Jake Scribner
            Jake Scribner  4 hours back

            Legendary special. I’ve missed this kind of comedy

            • Ashton Minden
              Ashton Minden  4 hours back

              "what are they- afraid that someone is going to come in and... Buy stuff?"

              • James Robinson
                James Robinson  5 hours back

                You must be one of these stupid ignorant Democrats of course I don't have the right to protect my own property you should have every right to still my property f*** it ignorant people no I didn't even watch your stupid video

                • Kenneth Wilson
                  Kenneth Wilson  5 hours back

                  So if you put it on turtle speed, you will finish mowing faster than if you chose the rabbit speed.

                  • Kenneth Wilson
                    Kenneth Wilson  5 hours back

                    Computer driven car runs over pedestrian ... driver was texting. True story

                    • Kenneth Wilson
                      Kenneth Wilson  5 hours back

                      You got robbed last Christmas ? Last I read, he returned all the presents he stole ... had a change of heart. What in the hell did you do to piss him off?

                      • mugen1333
                        mugen1333  5 hours back

                        jesse pinkmans gay cousin

                        • Dee Cohen
                          Dee Cohen  6 hours back

                          “Touch me up”

                          • Chris Turnblom
                            Chris Turnblom  7 hours back

                            Notice how it says "drybar" at the top? Is that some kind of Utah thing? lol

                            We Utahans know all-too-well what its' like to go to events like this year after year and find ...SUPRISE! THEY DON'T SERVE DRINKS AT THIS EVENT!!!
                            Utah is so strait that the bear companies finally had to tell them that thy aren't making low percentage bear for them anymore, so the state had to raise the legal alcohol content of bear to avoid civil unrest.

                            • Bryan Hauschild
                              Bryan Hauschild  8 hours back

                              He’s funny

                              • Patricia N
                                Patricia N  8 hours back

                                I love this guys demeanor and delivery.

                                • JODA
                                  JODA  9 hours back

                                  Enjoyed that. Funny guy

                                  • gazpipe916
                                    gazpipe916  9 hours back

                                    apparently brilliant

                                    • TheIAMsKid
                                      TheIAMsKid  9 hours back

                                      my highschool team is the demons

                                      • Scott Whatever
                                        Scott Whatever  9 hours back

                                        This guy is not funny.

                                        • JODA
                                          JODA  9 hours back

                                          American audiences sound like canned laughter

                                          • Aric Clementi
                                            Aric Clementi  9 hours back

                                            So should killing Epstein be. Thou doth protest too much. Me thinks.

                                            • Richard Morphies
                                              Richard Morphies  10 hours back

                                              Title throwed me off,thought demlibs were fighting for thieves right.I mean really not so far fetched these days.

                                              • Kristy G
                                                Kristy G  11 hours back

                                                "Let's make this 'Maroon 4'"

                                                • Cameron Walrus
                                                  Cameron Walrus  11 hours back

                                                  He has a lovely blue glow about him.

                                                  • Ariella Russ
                                                    Ariella Russ  11 hours back

                                                    my old school used the deer as their mascot. it was an all girls school yet they always drew the deer with antlers. its like how ddo you be tough when your mascot is found dead on the side of the road all the time

                                                    • JoeSchmoe
                                                      JoeSchmoe  11 hours back

                                                      Needs less audience interaction

                                                      • Edward Woodward
                                                        Edward Woodward  11 hours back

                                                        Cairo Syrupmakers represent!

                                                        • Sarahlovee
                                                          Sarahlovee  12 hours back

                                                          I don't have a cordless phone, although I do occasion stand in your baby's room and talk to him.

                                                          • JoeSchmoe
                                                            JoeSchmoe  13 hours back

                                                            This guy ain't half bad

                                                            • Tweed
                                                              Tweed  13 hours back

                                                              Clean comic no cursing and yet still hilarious.

                                                              • Skylar Babs
                                                                Skylar Babs  14 hours back

                                                                He asked the lawn mower question and I excitedly blurted out the answer, I got terrified for a second because I thought he was talking about me. Y'know, before I realized that's not youtube videos work. Wait, it isn't....right...?

                                                                • Christine Mason
                                                                  Christine Mason  14 hours back


                                                                  • Chris Papadakis
                                                                    Chris Papadakis  14 hours back

                                                                    1.25 speed. You're welcome

                                                                    • Kaizoku
                                                                      Kaizoku  15 hours back

                                                                      This guy looks and sounds like a clean Jesse Pinkman who said no to walter in season 1 and started a stand up comedy career.

                                                                      • Tom Hubbard
                                                                        Tom Hubbard  15 hours back

                                                                        He looks and sounds depressingly like Jesse from Breaking Bad

                                                                        • I Created An Account For This

                                                                          Celebrate divorce. Yup!

                                                                          • gil wood
                                                                            gil wood  15 hours back

                                                                            We were the RED DEVILS for a million years (we had a rival that was the BLUE DEVILS) . My junior year they changed it to THE PALOMINOS... Memorabilia sales dropped sharply ! in 2 years they went to the PANTHERS . The FREAKIN PALOMINOS ... PALS for short ...Scary

                                                                            • gil wood
                                                                              gil wood  15 hours back

                                                                              STAGE DIVE ! Lets make this Maroon 4 ! GENIUS !!!

                                                                              • gil wood
                                                                                gil wood  16 hours back

                                                                                Never heard this guy before ...Really funny !

                                                                                • that1kid31
                                                                                  that1kid31  16 hours back

                                                                                  Sub par at best

                                                                                  • AlphaJNitro007
                                                                                    AlphaJNitro007  16 hours back

                                                                                    One of my high schools Mascot was a kangaroo.

                                                                                    • Mrblurr
                                                                                      Mrblurr  16 hours back

                                                                                      Syrupmakers! Haha

                                                                                      • Jesse Colton
                                                                                        Jesse Colton  16 hours back

                                                                                        Oh my God how did he miss the obvious joke about the turtle and the rabbit speed settings? He brought up the fable but didn't point out that in the fable, the turtle wins the race.

                                                                                        • Subjective Object
                                                                                          Subjective Object  16 hours back

                                                                                          Man: . . . . .
                                                                                          Audience: HEHEHEHEHHEHE
                                                                                          HAHHAHAHA OOOOOOOOWAAAHH

                                                                                          • B Dee
                                                                                            B Dee  16 hours back

                                                                                            This is a fantastic night of comedy! Those in the crowd were treated to pure genius!!!

                                                                                            • Paul Hughes
                                                                                              Paul Hughes  17 hours back

                                                                                              Lock picking lawyer would like to have a word with you.

                                                                                              • TheVoluntaryistPilot
                                                                                                TheVoluntaryistPilot  17 hours back

                                                                                                anarchy =/= chaos