President Trump, In His 'Great And Unmatched Wisdom,' Decides To Abandon Kurds

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  • Published: 08 October 2019
  • Another day, another problematic presidential phone call, this time with the leader of Turkey. But don't worry, America, your leader possesses unmatched wisdom. #Monologue #Impeachment #Colbert

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  • diane whalen
    diane whalen  3 days back

    God almighty you can’t make this shit up

    • David Edwards
      David Edwards  2 weeks back

      Destroy the economy of Turkey, he's done it before??
      Turkey is a funny name for a casino.

      • Jenny Shull
        Jenny Shull  3 weeks back

        Sloop John B
        Song by The Beach Boys



        We come on the Sloop John B
        My grandfather and me
        Around Nassau town we did roam
        Drinking all night
        Got into a fight
        Well I feel so broke up
        I want to go home

        So hoist up the John B's sail
        See how the main sail sets
        Call for the Captain ashore
        Let me go home, let me go home
        I want to go home, yeah yeah
        Well I feel so broke up
        I want to go home

        The first mate he got drunk
        And broke in the Cap'n's trunk
        The constable had to come and take him away
        Sheriff John Stone
        Why don't you leave me alone, yeah yeah
        Well I feel so broke up, I want to go home

        So hoist up the John B's sail
        See how the main sail sets
        Call for the Captain ashore
        Let me go home, let me go home
        I want to go home, let me go home
        Why don't you let me go home
        (Hoist up the John B's sail)
        Hoist up the John B
        I feel so broke up I want to go home
        Let me go home

        The poor cook he caught the fits
        And threw away all my grits
        And then he took and he ate up all of my corn
        Let me go home
        Why don't they let me go home
        This is the worst trip I've ever been on

        So hoist up the John B's sail
        See how the main sail sets
        Call for the Captain ashore
        Let me go home, let me go home
        I want to go home, let me go home
        Why don't you let me go home

        Source: LyricFind
        Songwriters: Brian Wilson
        Sloop John B lyrics © EMI Music Publishing

        • BubblewrapHighway
          BubblewrapHighway  3 weeks back

          What if we go from Fox & Friends to Fucked & Friends?!

          • Alcagaur1
            Alcagaur1  3 weeks back

            Just over a month ago, and yet with the dumb-speed engines rocket-propelling the Trump bandwagon over the cliff it feels like so very much more. Then again, I cannot conceive of anything Donny-adjacent to which the word "wisdom" could be positively applied, so that may cause further personal time dilation.

            • Peter Kazavis
              Peter Kazavis  4 weeks back

              If Trump could walk on water, Colbert would call him a bad swimmer.

              • mngentry
                mngentry  1 weeks back

                Yeah but let's be honest, he's more likely to be a bad swimmer than he is to walk on water.

            • Mando' ade
              Mando' ade  4 weeks back

              Woow USA is so screwed o_0 ...

              • Alanda Griffin
                Alanda Griffin  1 months back

                Y

                • Matthew Rogers
                  Matthew Rogers  1 months back

                  Good job getting ratioed war monger.

                  • Matthew Rogers
                    Matthew Rogers  1 months back

                    So now you are pro war? Good stuff there Mr. two faced hypocrite.

                    • Halil İbrahim Şimşek
                      Halil İbrahim Şimşek  1 months back

                      American society could elect Trump as president even it hav best universities so the destroying thing is your brain American society..shame on you ..

                      • Halil İbrahim Şimşek
                        Halil İbrahim Şimşek  1 months back

                        American junkies gome back fucking home .. this territory belong to us.

                        • CaptEoNinja83
                          CaptEoNinja83  1 months back

                          This isn't funny. Every Kurd who has died from this disaster, their blood is on Trump's hands. I knew he was evil but this staggered me.

                          • Pokojni Toza
                            Pokojni Toza  1 months back

                            US didn't defeat ISIS, Russia did.

                            • JP Later
                              JP Later  2 months back

                              And now he resumes payments to Turkey after allowing war crimes....SAD!

                              • Ricardo Rodriguez
                                Ricardo Rodriguez  2 months back

                                Destroy the economy of Turkey? That's what Trump want you to believe? You can add that to the rest of Lies as told to the public? Knowing he owns two Towers and make money off?

                                • Ricardo Rodriguez
                                  Ricardo Rodriguez  2 months back

                                  Unmatch wisdom coming from a buffoon.😁😁😁

                                  • Delight
                                    Delight  2 months back

                                    "America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves." Abraham Lincoln

                                    • Tommy Vasec
                                      Tommy Vasec  2 months back

                                      Donald J. Trump is fucking mad!

                                      • Lena's Grand-daughter
                                        Lena's Grand-daughter  2 months back

                                        send the tp supporters and their adult children to fight off Isis next time.

                                        • Back row Bob
                                          Back row Bob  2 months back

                                          In my great and unmatched wisdom, the ignorant bigot in the White House should be carried out of the White House in a straight jacket.

                                          • Tom Chapman
                                            Tom Chapman  2 months back

                                            Steve Douchebag was desperate to say something to support Trump but it’s difficult to say something positive about treachery and betrayal, of course he manages to say something totally beneath any genuine journalist ! (Sorry of course he’s not a journalist just a high paid lackey)

                                            • 刘宇龙
                                              刘宇龙  2 months back

                                              叔叔,,,東土匪无作為而假借聖名假借他人名節,,,比真的還屌,比皇王更像天王,,,夠屌而无貞众及他人名節存在而己族存,,,夠屌唄,,,。

                                              • Alcagaur1
                                                Alcagaur1  2 months back

                                                It's not just salad, clearly the White House have taken all strains of sanity off the menu too.

                                                • PiedPiper11
                                                  PiedPiper11  2 months back

                                                  That was some next level narcissism

                                                  • benjamin hoover
                                                    benjamin hoover  2 months back

                                                    human dignity is a simple subject...

                                                    • free Iraq
                                                      free Iraq  2 months back

                                                      Ypg pkk are terrorist most of the kurds live in Turkey and they opposed the pkk and Ypg one question terrorists organisations vs each wow a very good policy

                                                      • James Sefcak
                                                        James Sefcak  2 months back

                                                        Trump's stupidity by far outpaces his so called 'wisdom'.

                                                        • Theo Fulk
                                                          Theo Fulk  2 months back

                                                          #DOUCHEBAG, # COLBERT, # HATRIOTIC MOCKERY.

                                                          • Aphmau 111101
                                                            Aphmau 111101  2 months back

                                                            oh my god

                                                            • faron tilley
                                                              faron tilley  2 months back

                                                              The US cant do fuck all with out help, if the US wants to go in on there own next time, I got one word for them ( Vietnam ) the US has NAVER won a war on there own not one, so if the US think next time will be different LOL NO it fucking wont. If other country's stop selling military stuff, the US wont have any Tanks - Jets - Ships - Drones - missiles. the US buys more Tech - Software - Hardware then any other country in the top 10. The US needs others more then others need the US.

                                                              • Brrmycoochiscold
                                                                Brrmycoochiscold  2 months back

                                                                Using air time to overdue his ‘political comedy act’ aka pushing his own political agenda is pathetic and a disgrace to tv. This guy sucks

                                                                • Garry Bartlett
                                                                  Garry Bartlett  2 months back

                                                                  This late night show host must know the past tense of think is thought... cock...

                                                                  • Garry Bartlett
                                                                    Garry Bartlett  2 months back

                                                                    Also... Kurds are Muslim (generally speaking)... and therefore are not our friends... like the mujadeen in the 80s will turn on us once they have won against their enemies...

                                                                    • Garry Bartlett
                                                                      Garry Bartlett  2 months back

                                                                      But the transcript is freely available... Biden is on video saying he told them they would get nothing... unless his son is on it... yet you ignore that...

                                                                      • Mark Taylor
                                                                        Mark Taylor  2 months back

                                                                        ((#SILENCE_TROLLS)) #PUTIN_IS_EVIL? ....SILENCE. BLISS!

                                                                        • Phelix Kelevra
                                                                          Phelix Kelevra  2 months back

                                                                          While most of the time I've found what Trump has done laughable, it feels really bad to be laughing at leaving the kurds to be steamrolled by Turkey. A country by all western standards, who doesn't respect human rights and who is constantly edging towards a dictatorship... If any country deserves to be tossed out of Nato, turkey is the one so long as Erdogan remains in power...

                                                                          • Bryan Phipps
                                                                            Bryan Phipps  2 months back

                                                                            Old Stephen will fully guarantee Trump's win in 2020! Good Job Go Trump!

                                                                            • Jojoforpres
                                                                              Jojoforpres  2 months back

                                                                              How long do feel is appropriate to hold the Republican Party responsable for DT? I know I personally will never forgive them for selling out the country they live in just for the empty promise of money, but I am biased against that sort of thing.

                                                                              • Steve Miller
                                                                                Steve Miller  2 months back

                                                                                Biden: Does something illegal
                                                                                Leftist: We need to move on

                                                                                Trump: Has only done good
                                                                                Leftist: We need to impeach him because the media says so

                                                                                • Arcieres
                                                                                  Arcieres  2 months back

                                                                                  Rather than Kurdish fighters that helped the U.S. to defeat ISIS, what we have is the next: U.S. sponsored and armed rebels to oust Bashar Alazar for the sake of U.S. and other Western allies, after some time most of these rebels ended up opposing Western interests and forming ISIS, then U.S. declared ISIS was terrorist and U.S. had to look for others allies within Syria. The only ones that U.S. could find were the Kurds, whom were courted by the promise of get a independent State away Syria, something that everybody knows that was lawfully impossible and that Turkey would never allow it because for the point of view of Turkey the PKK and the Kurdish armed forces are terrorists. Turkey is a very important strategic ally for the NATO, so Trump had to choose between protect Kurds, dismember NATO and turn Turkey into an enemy (the only NATO member that has true influence in Middle East), or abandon Kurds, that paradoxically is the best option to get the peace in Syria, because Kurds have been forced to negotiate with Syria government to reach agreements and join their forces to expel the common enemy (the Turks).

                                                                                  • 50zcarsman
                                                                                    50zcarsman  2 months back

                                                                                    The Russians told Trump that America's real enemy is COBRA -- a ruthless terrorist organization DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD -- and that he should pull out of Syria to carry the fight to COBRA. To take on Serpentor and his ilk, Trump has already directed that $200 million from the Pentagon's service member healthcare budget be diverted on an emergency basis to building up our country''s daring, highly-trained special missions force (codenamed: GI JOE).

                                                                                    • Henrique Martins
                                                                                      Henrique Martins  2 months back

                                                                                      7:08 Better Call Saul

                                                                                      • Bugsea
                                                                                        Bugsea  2 months back

                                                                                        He thinked it first alright, he needs money for attorney fees, because he is in deep shit. I bet Gowdy will not represent him without some cashola up front! This was in Putin's interest and probably is paying for it to happen. That we know, Trump can be bought!

                                                                                        • Habib Ciltik
                                                                                          Habib Ciltik  2 months back

                                                                                          So. The US weapoized a terrorist organisation (YPG/PKK) to fight another terrorist organisation(ISIS). And now The US is calling a terrorist organisation their Ally? Does anyone see a problem here?

                                                                                          • Miguel Angelo
                                                                                            Miguel Angelo  2 months back

                                                                                            Colbert, you are just a puppet. Your shows have become a propaganda chanel, sad, sad, sad!

                                                                                            • Bato Laklija
                                                                                              Bato Laklija  2 months back

                                                                                              Isent you friends whit peddo podesta!! ? Pizza enybody???

                                                                                              • megacultureman
                                                                                                megacultureman  2 months back

                                                                                                Turkey did not kill innocent people, YPG is a terrorist Kurdish group who attacted Turkey Border...Turkey has right to protect its borders...

                                                                                                • Lizzard
                                                                                                  Lizzard  2 months back

                                                                                                  good joke buddy