Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 7-26-19

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  • Published: 27 July 2019
  • Bill and Nia ramble about Time Square and Gemini’s

    Full Episodes of the Monday Morning Podcast: bit.ly/2nAzwGV
    Full Episodes of the Thursday Afternoon Podcast: bit.ly/2mTA6Cy
    Full Episodes of the MMP One-Shots: bit.ly/2oNClY2

    Here’s the website! billburr.com

    I was born a freckled child in a land far away during a much simpler time. I did well in school until it counted. As a freshman in high school I had dreams of going to Notre Dame and becoming a lawyer. By the time I was sophomore I was taking shop class and was considering getting into construction. I ended up working in warehousing and unloading trucks. Other than stand up, that job was the most fun I ever had.

    I am now a stand up comedian. I do a couple hundred shows a year. And I enjoy the travel. I’ve done four hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This”, “Let It Go”, “You People Are All The Same” and “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.” I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. And I have an animated series on Netflix called: ‘F’ Is For Family.’ Occasionally I act in movies but only when they let me.
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Comments • 728

  • Mental Mickey
    Mental Mickey  10 hours back

    Boris Johnson is a great man running the United Kingdom.

    • John Weedon
      John Weedon  5 days back

      could you imagine 18-28-year-olds of today in The U.S.A. being involved in the Draft... that would be one hell of a "Reaction" upload vlog ..

      • Phil Jermakian
        Phil Jermakian  2 weeks back

        Bill Burr's shitty Harvey Keitel impression is a soild Dennis Hopper impression.

        • AttnJack
          AttnJack  2 weeks back

          Closer to the mic Nia

          • Ian Knight
            Ian Knight  3 weeks back

            I don't get why people don't like Nia.

            • Ian Knight
              Ian Knight  2 weeks back

              @iPhap
              That does makes sense.

            • iPhap
              iPhap  2 weeks back

              I've seen comments warning about the dangers of miscegenation getting upvoted in these comment sections when Nia appears. Also most people do like Nia just fine. They're the people who just tune in and listen. The comment section attracts a certain kind of 'highly motivated' person who needs to voice their discontent with how things are going. They're basically just reactionaries.

          • Ragnar Rothbard
            Ragnar Rothbard  3 weeks back

            11:48 Two weeks before Epstein's suspicious death. Nia: "I hope he gets killed and burns in hell." Too bad he's actually just in the witness protection program and not burning in hell.

            • David M.
              David M.  3 weeks back

              Love it when Nia busts Billy Boy's BALLS!

            • someone
              someone  4 weeks back

              I don't get it? Why is the second part of this is from 2011?

              • Jordan Davis
                Jordan Davis  4 weeks back

                When he was describing How New York used to look the first thing I thought about was Taxi Driver it’s crazy how Nia said it

                • Derik Roberts
                  Derik Roberts  4 weeks back

                  30:18 According to Nia, the people who don't like her are racist O&A fans who don't like him being with a black girl. Couldn't possibly be because she's simply insufferable.

                  ...the fuck outta here!

                  • R S
                    R S  4 weeks back

                    Shames him for even bringing up the fact she got physical in the past. Switch roles he would be in jail. SMH.

                    • Kelly Kiewert
                      Kelly Kiewert  4 weeks back

                      And she would have been arrested also had he chosen to call the police. Women get arrested all the time for domestic violence so that double standard no longer really applies.

                    • Kelly Kiewert
                      Kelly Kiewert  4 weeks back

                      And she would have been had he chosen to call the police. Women get arrested all the time for domestic violence, that double standard really no longer exists.

                  • Kuolemanlaakso
                    Kuolemanlaakso  1 months back

                    This woman takes astrology too seriously.

                    • Matthew Snyder
                      Matthew Snyder  1 months back

                      Love it when we get the Greatest Hits of ol' Dr. Philly Blue Balls' relationship advice 😂😂😂

                      • Girish Mathur
                        Girish Mathur  1 months back

                        he's like the friend who'll always be there to help you out, talk to you

                        • Kjetil
                          Kjetil  1 months back

                          What thing in Norway was he talking about at the end? I live in Norway but cant remember anything special happening this july <.<. Is this podcast 8 years old or something?

                          • John Doe
                            John Doe  1 months back

                            Nia, don't throw us under the bus, geez, we love you too

                            • Sean Cunningham
                              Sean Cunningham  1 months back

                              Nia hits bill...." I only hit you twice ever"

                              Bill hits Nia once....."I want a divorce and I'm taking half of all your shit and I'm getting alimony and your racist"

                              Seriously bill, before you say I'm crazy, just try it. One time. Right across the face.

                              • smellmymule
                                smellmymule  1 months back

                                Bill Bag has so many freckles he should be considered half white

                                • smellmymule
                                  smellmymule  1 months back

                                  Bob Dylan and Queen Victoria born May 24...me too...Gemini bastards all...

                                  • dujfraz
                                    dujfraz  1 months back

                                    I love how Nia bitches about Bill throwing her under the bus about her throwing things at him, then within 60 seconds throws her mom under the bus saying the same thing.

                                    • Patrick Cailleaux
                                      Patrick Cailleaux  1 months back

                                      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ACmr5wJur0

                                      • Tim Kerr
                                        Tim Kerr  1 months back

                                        I wish his wife would never speak on this podcast again.It makes me not want to listen

                                        • Viva Specifico
                                          Viva Specifico  1 months back

                                          Holy Sh!t you two are hilarious together. Jealous, wish I had a spouse with a mutual sense of humor.

                                          • Bernardo Pinho
                                            Bernardo Pinho  1 months back

                                            when he said salah was the best soccer player i projectile vomited

                                            • Bernardo Pinho
                                              Bernardo Pinho  1 months back

                                              @Max ehh we gotta be patient, at least he doesn't hate soccer anymore

                                            • Max
                                              Max  1 months back

                                              Bernardo Pinho damn straight, an overrated Egyptian

                                          • jayX
                                            jayX  1 months back

                                            lovrt you gou gorhty

                                            • Wulf Claw
                                              Wulf Claw  1 months back

                                              Jus curious, guys. Ehen Mia was battered- was it Tempura, Cornmeal, or beerbatter ? I personally like Tempura !
                                              No, on a serious note, be careful guys...You can afford a Limo Billy Goat Balls !
                                              Yeah ?
                                              Aight ! Good tawk !
                                              Love youz guyz,
                                              Wulfy
                                              Ps.
                                              I never knew Eminem would have a candy store.
                                              *A decade older, heh? Wow, Bill musta pulled a Cosby on ya, eh , hunny ?
                                              😉 Beggin you to try the pudding !
                                              Uh, I gotta go ralph now !
                                              🤮

                                              • Wulf Claw
                                                Wulf Claw  1 months back

                                                Great podcast, salty balls !
                                                😂
                                                Wulfy

                                                • Breakman Radio
                                                  Breakman Radio  1 months back

                                                  Oh my God Nia, what is your problem? Getting argumentative and all hostile for no reason. This is comedy show. We don't listen to hear you squabble with Bill about some meaningless factoids. And the passive aggressive comments? God Bless Bill, I would have needed to take a walk.

                                                  • Not That Black Bear
                                                    Not That Black Bear  1 months back

                                                    https://www.mms.com/en-us/history

                                                    • M A
                                                      M A  1 months back

                                                      I love the M & M store in time square. Hey Bill, you think you can get M & M to sponsor the podcast?

                                                      • derekhugh
                                                        derekhugh  2 months back

                                                        SUP BILL YOURE RIGHT ABOUT THE TOUGH PEOPLE

                                                        • dikobrazpaul
                                                          dikobrazpaul  2 months back

                                                          The naked cowboy is still around. Rakin in like 3k per day.

                                                          • GI ST
                                                            GI ST  2 months back

                                                            Good Boys is for Epstein and Jared the Subway guy fans. Redband trailer is disgusting

                                                            • Justin G
                                                              Justin G  2 months back

                                                              Nia thinks people who dont like her online are racist. Thats rich and typical.😁

                                                              • Jimmy The Gent
                                                                Jimmy The Gent  2 months back

                                                                1:05:21

                                                                • radapox
                                                                  radapox  2 months back

                                                                  Another Nagging Nia podcast.
                                                                  Ciao.

                                                                  • Breakman Radio
                                                                    Breakman Radio  1 months back

                                                                    Oh my God I know. What is her problem? She's also being passive aggressive as fuck with her snide little comments and her condescending attitude. She used to be cool. Now she's annoying as hell.

                                                                • Sharon Tayebi
                                                                  Sharon Tayebi  2 months back

                                                                  WILL PUT SOME BATTERY ON DAMN , LOVEIN LIFE , HONEY. , SWEET CHILD OF MINE. .

                                                                  • Sharon Tayebi
                                                                    Sharon Tayebi  2 months back

                                                                    Oh Honey Things Will Get Easier ! BE ALL GOOD TO EVERYONE , BUT PUT A TIME OF IT IS DONE. .

                                                                    • Lucia
                                                                      Lucia  2 months back

                                                                      WHAT SONG IS THAT

                                                                      • dungis chunbleton
                                                                        dungis chunbleton  2 months back

                                                                        Sooo bill is it RACIST racist *racist* 😂😂 gets me everytime

                                                                        • SpaC3Invada
                                                                          SpaC3Invada  2 months back

                                                                          miss Nia on this podcast. that was so funny

                                                                          • the _Inevitabl
                                                                            the _Inevitabl  2 months back

                                                                            Nia knows how to ruin a podcast. Lol I’m black, never heard Bill on O&A, but know of them through Patrice O’Neal. It’s not a racist thing to dislike Nia, it’s identifying a hypocrite, hyper- “feminist” trying to enforce her feelings w/o any logical support. Lol Bill deals w/ nonsense.

                                                                            • Wez Daydot
                                                                              Wez Daydot  2 months back

                                                                              Hitler wasnt a private in the German army, he was a corporal who ran communications too and from the front line and rear HQ. A dangerous job with high mortality rates, by no means a strategist. He was a politician, good speech writer and or rater. Winston Churchill was the same, the Gallipolli campaign almost ended his parliamentary career and forced to step down as Lord of the Admiralty. Wrote the book "while England slept", out lining the dangers of Nazi and communism, pushed for armament and none appeasement. He got the job when time came. Eisenhower and teddy Roosevelt, now they was both politicians and military capable commanders! Why did i write all that... impresss theee LLLAAADDDDIIIEEESSSS!!!

                                                                              • Wez Daydot
                                                                                Wez Daydot  2 months back

                                                                                im friends with a gay couple and both of them always negg every1, "wow u look really good in them pants, they r really nice.... they make u look like your actually slim!" . my reply was "i can lose weight and change pants, your stuck with that face bro" my group all chuckled coz we all been victims of their razor tongues! One more than the other but ive seen him first meet someone n verbally destroy this guy, sssooo uncomfortable 2 watch but same time impressive.

                                                                                • effael
                                                                                  effael  2 months back

                                                                                  Oh wow i didn't even know you had a youtube channel. This makes me very happy because i don't have to complain anymore when i know when you're around hahaha!! Just kidding! Love what you do Bill. Hailz!!

                                                                                  • spookdude devito
                                                                                    spookdude devito  2 months back

                                                                                    Another great man ruined by his wife

                                                                                    • Patrick Calija
                                                                                      Patrick Calija  2 months back

                                                                                      No bill, the world thinks that Germans think that David Hasselhoff is a Rockstar.
                                                                                      Meanwhile, David Hasselhoff actually believes he is responsible for taking down the Berlin wall :D

                                                                                      • Patrick Calija
                                                                                        Patrick Calija  2 months back

                                                                                        Jerry Lewis "Ladyyyy"
                                                                                        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WMr8ZISY-c