Monday Morning Podcast 6-10-19

  • Published: 10 June 2019
  • Bill rambles about New York, pretending to care, and the U.S. economy.

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    I was born a freckled child in a land far away during a much simpler time. I did well in school until it counted. As a freshman in high school I had dreams of going to Notre Dame and becoming a lawyer. By the time I was sophomore I was taking shop class and was considering getting into construction. I ended up working in warehousing and unloading trucks. Other than stand up, that job was the most fun I ever had.

    I am now a stand up comedian. I do a couple hundred shows a year. And I enjoy the travel. I’ve done four hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This”, “Let It Go”, “You People Are All The Same” and “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.” I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. And I have an animated series on Netflix called: ‘F’ Is For Family.’ Occasionally I act in movies but only when they let me.
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Comments • 529

  • furrnandough
    furrnandough  1 weeks back


    • entertainedbyidiots
      entertainedbyidiots  1 months back

      35:00 a relevant quote from top secret!: "Klaus is a moron who knows only what he reads in the New York Post."

      • Alexander Steiner
        Alexander Steiner  2 months back

        Holy moly! We share a birthday! POGU

        • K. Gordon Raphael
          K. Gordon Raphael  2 months back

          @12:22 😂😂😂🏳️‍🌈

          • BananaPhoPhilly
            BananaPhoPhilly  3 months back

            Solar panels are not a good alternative. The material is toxic and borderline impossible to get rid of

            • MrAkurvaeletbe
              MrAkurvaeletbe  3 months back

              bill when you smoke cigars you're not supposed to inhale the smoke....

              • Hunter King
                Hunter King  3 months back

                That didn’t age well; Bill burr edition

                • John Weedon
                  John Weedon  3 months back

                  There are over 300 schools of thought applied to Economics and the fact that Greenspan etc got the economy wrong ten years ago and doomsayers predictions never materialise. proves that no one knows shit about the subject out side of Play schools and Wendy Houses.

                  • Ken
                    Ken  3 months back

                    Dude I have finally got my son to start listening to ya. I really want ya to come close to Charlotte again like last year when you came to Charleston South Carolina. Except I don't want you to bring a hurricane with you the next time. Got all my money refunded since I was taking my daughter and her boyfriend we were going to have a blast and spend the night. Maybe next time dammitt

                    • Ken
                      Ken  3 months back


                      • The Jack of Realms
                        The Jack of Realms  3 months back


                        • ShaZam True Hero Of Earth

                          Happy Birthday You Cunt. Love The Podcast , Keep Up The Good Work.

                          • The Jack of Realms
                            The Jack of Realms  3 months back

                            happy birthday, ya filthy animal... and a happy new year

                            • Aldaroth
                              Aldaroth  3 months back

                              I SHARE A BIRTHDAY WITH A LEGEND!!! Happy belated Mr. Burr!

                              • Blaze riot
                                Blaze riot  3 months back

                                Happy birthday

                                • max and.
                                  max and.  3 months back

                                  Happy Birthday Billy ol' dirty bastard

                                  • Health & Wellness Made Simple

                                    Hey Bill! Just pulled this up, listening to you talk about the Stanley Cup game 6. Blues fan here and I'm watching the parade! Great series, great game 7. This town is going crazy. Love the podcast!

                                    • Jay Felony
                                      Jay Felony  3 months back

                                      Happy birthday Billy Nipple Slip!

                                      • Lag23
                                        Lag23  3 months back

                                        You know they had the Tonys on because some degenerate was betting on it

                                        • Ask MiName
                                          Ask MiName  3 months back

                                          damn, either pick a comedy or a sports podcast, every other word is about gay ass sports.

                                          • PronunciationManualy
                                            PronunciationManualy  3 months back

                                            27:26 damn lol!

                                            • Andrew Theisz
                                              Andrew Theisz  3 months back

                                              Kinda sounds like the dad of F Is For Family?

                                              • Car Vlogs
                                                Car Vlogs  3 months back

                                                Happy birthday

                                                • Vices2Victory Victory over Vices

                                                  My dog! Habby birthday!

                                                  • Albert Rivera-Castillo
                                                    Albert Rivera-Castillo  3 months back

                                                    Happy Birthday! And go fuck yaself! Just joking. I wish you the best of luck in life, and keep being funny. Happy 51st birthday, my idol!

                                                    • mark1952able
                                                      mark1952able  3 months back

                                                      Good one Bill

                                                      • mark1952able
                                                        mark1952able  3 months back

                                                        First book I read was the 'Frank Gifford story"

                                                      • mark1952able
                                                        mark1952able  3 months back

                                                        SEE BILL, THE OLDER YOU GET THE MORE WISDOM BECOMES AVAILABLE....LOL

                                                    • Garry Reddy
                                                      Garry Reddy  3 months back

                                                      Happy birthday from Ireland bill.. one day into 51 and your voice is breaking into a croke and your immune system is breaking down sneezing all over the shop.. by the way.. there's a 10 in Texas who wants to spend time with me a (6) now that your not too broke.. fly me to Texas

                                                      • L T
                                                        L T  3 months back

                                                        Haha ya red headed freckled nutbag your bruins lost 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 fuk boston but i love ya

                                                        • MikeDindu
                                                          MikeDindu  3 months back

                                                          "What is it, Pride Week? Gay Day? I don't know, whatever it is."
                                                          Never change Bill lol

                                                          • Mike Cashen
                                                            Mike Cashen  3 months back

                                                            Listen to these everyday at work. Love the advice you give to people. I work around heavy equipment that's real loud sometimes. I get so zoned into the podcast that the day goes by much faster. Thanks for the entertainment Mr.Burr. Happy birthday and go fuck yourself.

                                                            • Raymond Sandberg
                                                              Raymond Sandberg  3 months back

                                                              Happy birthday Billy baldnuts

                                                              • Sydney black
                                                                Sydney black  3 months back

                                                                Bill with a Nigerian hockey player roommate....he always was progressive with his domestic partners.

                                                                • Sydney black
                                                                  Sydney black  3 months back

                                                                  "oh is it your birthday?" "Do you want a happy birthday.....Fag"

                                                                  I love you Bill!

                                                                  • Sydney black
                                                                    Sydney black  3 months back

                                                                    Happy birthday Bill!!!
                                                                    .... your such a big part of my life.i wish you all the happiness, health and success...may all your birthday wishes come true

                                                                    • Tavon Hawkins
                                                                      Tavon Hawkins  3 months back

                                                                      Happy birthday bro, and I would also love to know who "we" is also. Fuck that asshole, tell him not to write back... lmao!!!!!

                                                                      • mourad tulimat
                                                                        mourad tulimat  3 months back

                                                                        Almost 69 dislikes
                                                                        Disliking only for that reason :v
                                                                        I like the date
                                                                        I'm really pored ya no :3

                                                                        • Mark Nichols
                                                                          Mark Nichols  3 months back

                                                                          Games over bill and so are Boston's chances. Blues won the cup. Finaly. So happy it was Boston. They beat us 49 years ago.

                                                                          • dugbug123
                                                                            dugbug123  3 months back

                                                                            lol PLEASE STOP SINGING

                                                                            • K-Slang
                                                                              K-Slang  3 months back

                                                                              Big Papi, was fucking his woman.... So he popped him...

                                                                              • Pablo Quijada Salazar
                                                                                Pablo Quijada Salazar  3 months back

                                                                                24:30 yeah bro, they’re completely wrong. As if these bodies & minds would go through the effort of creating humor if it didn’t have a purpose. Fucking stupid. If someone makes a joke, it’s BECAUSE THEY CARE. Humor exists because we create it, and we create it because it’s something we NEED.

                                                                                Love your work Bill.

                                                                                Edit: 35:00 so what episode exactly was the one that led to the mail preceding?

                                                                                • BoredumbSleepyHead
                                                                                  BoredumbSleepyHead  3 months back

                                                                                  I need a link to a video of that one moron with the sign at the pride parade, sounds like comedy gold

                                                                                  Happy birthday ol' fuckin' Billy red face your podcast, stand up and animate series are all incredible, thanks for keeping us all laughing

                                                                                  • Gary MGTOW Smith
                                                                                    Gary MGTOW Smith  3 months back

                                                                                    Happy Belated Billy Burrd Shit ‼‼‼

                                                                                    • Vigus DNA
                                                                                      Vigus DNA  3 months back

                                                                                      Let’s see how Billy recovers , it will be interesting Cuz now Woah it feels like The morning after Hiroshima Which was that doozy, That June 6th Podcast ...Man it was horrific lol Put Nia in check billy lol

                                                                                      • Lunar312
                                                                                        Lunar312  3 months back

                                                                                        David Ortiz was messing with a drug lord gf or wife lol that’s why he got shot. He was warned to stop messing with the chick but he didn’t listen, allegedly.

                                                                                        • Gus Klimt
                                                                                          Gus Klimt  3 months back

                                                                                          We're about the same age,no hair with the same temperament Billy bald fuck...

                                                                                          • john watson
                                                                                            john watson  3 months back

                                                                                            Oh yeah and happy birthday ya cunt

                                                                                            • john watson
                                                                                              john watson  3 months back

                                                                                              Hey Bill post a pic of ur moustache! Lol

                                                                                              • Mark Silva
                                                                                                Mark Silva  3 months back

                                                                                                Omg. Happy billy birthday burr😲😲