If You Had to Be Eaten By An Animal...

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  • Lieutenant Dude
    Lieutenant Dude  6 hours back

    I’d go with tiger. They go for the throat, and they bite so hard it snaps the bones in your neck and severs a shit load of arteries. It’s over quick as hell.

    • Leobadfish
      Leobadfish  8 hours back

      Prob a lion or tiger cause they just get you by the neck and it'll b over quick lol

      • Matt Nipperess
        Matt Nipperess  10 hours back

        What was that south sea conch or something from jurassic Park 3?..the one who's poison kills you before you actually feel the sting? I'll have that

        • MyDogFulton
          MyDogFulton  13 hours back

          Puranas or a crow or a squirrel.

          • Brandon browning
            Brandon browning  15 hours back

            That was a movie! LMAO

            • Braxton Marshall
              Braxton Marshall  15 hours back

              I'm gonna go with rhino
              Just one swoop of the head and I'm dead in seconds
              Or a kangaroo
              Just get kicked in the face and then it will claw me to death. Sounds metal as fuck

              • Daniel Fernandez
                Daniel Fernandez  16 hours back

                “Do you have any happy videos with animals?”

                “Yeah I got this video of this bear grabbing a chimp and ripping it apart”

                • Oscar Da Grouch
                  Oscar Da Grouch  16 hours back

                  Why does Joe do the best animal impressions

                  • Benjamin Donaldson
                    Benjamin Donaldson  17 hours back

                    Shark

                    • MrSnapy1
                      MrSnapy1  17 hours back

                      Easy a big cat because they kill their prey before eating wouldn't be good but would be quick.

                      • bruce wayne
                        bruce wayne  17 hours back

                        I’d pick JEFFERY dahmer, he drugs ya first

                        • That's Jacked
                          That's Jacked  21 hours back

                          so much joe rogan

                          • Kendall Michelson
                            Kendall Michelson  1 days back

                            Hey im bill burr I don't know how to put head phones

                            • Godisempty_
                              Godisempty_  1 days back

                              Joe”AaAAaAhhHHHHh!”Rogan

                              • Neil Doran
                                Neil Doran  1 days back

                                I wanna be tore apart by a hippo

                                • willofdodge1
                                  willofdodge1  1 days back

                                  Ants cuase im brave

                                  • Doctor Qbert
                                    Doctor Qbert  1 days back

                                    Alot of circus animals are hooked on cigarettes

                                    • INIEILILY
                                      INIEILILY  1 days back

                                      Ant eater... I want to have a fight before I go

                                      • James Willey
                                        James Willey  1 days back

                                        a mosquito bite would be a bad way to go

                                        • Victor Lara
                                          Victor Lara  2 days back

                                          Joe should interview Mike Holston, a.k.a TheRealTarzan

                                          • Wayfarin Stranger
                                            Wayfarin Stranger  2 days back

                                            Being eaten alive by multiple horses

                                            • Xen
                                              Xen  2 days back

                                              What dumbass would think getting a shark out of the water was a good thing. Humans don’t own the ocean!

                                              • Benikers
                                                Benikers  2 days back

                                                what a title

                                                • Baba Semka
                                                  Baba Semka  2 days back

                                                  LUL, that bear was chasing the chimp purposefully, they didn't just stumble...

                                                  • Adolf Hitler
                                                    Adolf Hitler  2 days back

                                                    The title is misleading they never chose what animal they would prefer to be eaten by!

                                                    • 2SHAYNEZ
                                                      2SHAYNEZ  2 days back

                                                      I need the link to the girl and the tiger shark for personal research

                                                      • Literary Theory
                                                        Literary Theory  2 days back

                                                        The outro music echoes the circus music burr sang right before it.

                                                        • Dingy
                                                          Dingy  2 days back

                                                          Co- naan

                                                          • MX TW
                                                            MX TW  2 days back

                                                            Can we just stop and appreciate how sick Joe is at animal noises?! Why is no one talking about this 😂

                                                            • Alex Roth
                                                              Alex Roth  2 days back

                                                              If you don't have a big dick the lion is not gonna listen to you

                                                              • Jayden Hoeg
                                                                Jayden Hoeg  2 days back

                                                                Love Bill.Fuckn good fucker!

                                                                • Cullman671
                                                                  Cullman671  2 days back

                                                                  People aren't happy anymore because the ocean's ecosystem needs sharks ans they're going extinct ya thick headed bastard lol

                                                                  • Duhsteen !
                                                                    Duhsteen !  2 days back

                                                                    Joe Rogan is just Oprah for dudes.. *CHANGE MY MIND*

                                                                    • Angel Rodriguez
                                                                      Angel Rodriguez  2 days back

                                                                      i’d wanna get eaten by zendaya bitch is a straight fox😩

                                                                      • the chungus
                                                                        the chungus  2 days back

                                                                        Im a chungus

                                                                        • Rafael Roquemore
                                                                          Rafael Roquemore  2 days back

                                                                          He-man and lion-o. Lol.
                                                                          Isnt there a DC character named beast master or something like that.

                                                                          • EL Plagua
                                                                            EL Plagua  2 days back

                                                                            It cheers my heart when circus animals turn against their handlers and disfigure them 😂😂

                                                                            • LeedsLyons
                                                                              LeedsLyons  2 days back

                                                                              Joe "Eagles landing on his arm Raaaaaaaah" Rogan

                                                                              • Don’t know what I did Last Night

                                                                                "If could be eaten by any animal, what would it be" My mother.

                                                                                • Sergio M. Lebrón
                                                                                  Sergio M. Lebrón  2 days back

                                                                                  Beastmaster looks like Steve Rinella

                                                                                  • Jon Davis
                                                                                    Jon Davis  2 days back

                                                                                    Who the hell would pick any animal to get eaten by

                                                                                    • Jon Davis
                                                                                      Jon Davis  2 days back

                                                                                      What a stupid conversation lol

                                                                                      • Brandon Sickles
                                                                                        Brandon Sickles  2 days back

                                                                                        Watching a giant snake swollow me from the feet up sounds cool

                                                                                        • Cole Lutz
                                                                                          Cole Lutz  2 days back

                                                                                          Velociraptor

                                                                                          • HOCUS STROKUS
                                                                                            HOCUS STROKUS  2 days back

                                                                                            Joe “if you don’t have a big dick the lion won’t listen to you” Rogan

                                                                                            • Egusi Mane
                                                                                              Egusi Mane  3 days back

                                                                                              I'd pick an animal but I have lots where I stay, so I don't want to speak any shit into existence 😂

                                                                                              • Mr. Hmm
                                                                                                Mr. Hmm  3 days back

                                                                                                Nobody wants to get f*cked up, down, left or right by a 🐵.

                                                                                                • Xion Dominagus
                                                                                                  Xion Dominagus  3 days back

                                                                                                  Joe Rogan vs Roe Jogan