I DIY'd Joana Ceddia's new merch

  • Published: 22 April 2019
  • JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461

    (Friendly reminder that this is just a pre-order, so shipping will begin mid-May)

    This is the instagram of the girl who drew up the design. Her name is Noor Tariq and I cannot thank her enough for letting me use the design: instagram.com/pablo_picceddia/

    Anyways, with that out the way, I have a story to tell all of you. There was a comment on my last video that said, and I quote:

    “This girl has a felony and went to prison for involuntary man slaughter after drinking and driving and rear ending a mini van killing a mother look it up if you don’t believe me”

    Now let’s dive into this comment. There are just so many layers here to unpack and frankly, I have no idea where to begin.

    1. Do I have a felony AND a charge for involuntary manslaughter? Because if so, I want to know what this felony was. Did I illegally download Taylor Swift songs? Or did I jay walk while dressed as a chicken because, after all, I just wanted to get to the other side?
    2. Last time I checked, I don’t have the faintest idea about how to drive. I haven’t even started studying for the test. How do you turn on a car? 🚘. I put that emoji there because it was cute. It was cute, wasn’t it? You’re welcome.
    3. For some reason, when I read this comment, all I can think about is that scene in Riverdale where Archie is driving like an absolute madlad through the streets of Riverdale because his father has just been shot. That’s the one scene I remember from Riverdale. I stopped watching after the second episode of season 2. I was developing terminal stupidity from watching that trash.

    I mean, there is obviously the possibility that I did in fact get behind the wheel of a car, wreak havoc, and have no recollection whatsoever of the event. Maybe I have undiagnosed memory loss of every term. Maybe I am a felon. Maybe I AM A SMOOTH CRIMINAL.

    Hee hee.

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    With love,

    Jim Cardashian
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Comments • 10 613

  • Joana Ceddia
    Joana Ceddia   5 months back

    Hey dudes! A couple things:

    1. Yes, this is a reupload. Yesterday, I uploaded the video at 6 PM and there was so much traffic that we crashed the merch website. So, I had to private the video to minimize traffic until shopify could fix the website. I apologize for the delay
    2. If you are wondering what size I am wearing in the video, its a medium. However, it is WAY too big for me. I am a 5”4, smol little lady and either an adult small or youth large would best for me.
    3. I’ve already seen some complaints, so I want to address this in the nicest way possible: I am not forcing you to buy the sweater. In fact, if you are on a budget, I prefer that you not spend money on me. This was honestly more of a fun experience if anything so please don’t feel any pressure to purchase one.

    Love you guys to the Kuiper belt and back,
    Jaomi Campbell

      FARAH ABUOMAR  1 months back

      You are the best youtuber your videos are amazing and so fun and you are very talented keep doing what are you doing

    • Leoni Swiftbridge
      Leoni Swiftbridge  1 months back

      Joana should collab with Jojo Siwa. Them next to each other would be hilarious 😂

    • Charlotte Orr
      Charlotte Orr  1 months back

      “John Centipede”

    • World-Wide Wrestling Fantasy Community
      World-Wide Wrestling Fantasy Community  2 months back

      Joana Ceddia I found you from FBE, and I’m so glad that I did

    • AmiAni
      AmiAni  2 months back

      My 11 year old friend is 5'5

  • Elke Brouwers
    Elke Brouwers  9 minutes back

    I just had a mind fuck I tought Joana was playing Just Dance BUT GUESSE WHAT! IT HER MOM?!?!!!!!!

    • Jasmijn Zhu
      Jasmijn Zhu  9 hours back

      I though it was Joana dancing but it was her mom....

      • Brenda Najar
        Brenda Najar  23 hours back

        You're parents are so adorable!!!!!

        • Sic-out Is not your kind

          ma'am this is a micheal's sewing class?

          • Itz_ Yui
            Itz_ Yui  3 days back

            I don’t know what to say.....

            • Royce cx
              Royce cx  3 days back

              Im a robot? Hell yeah!!

              • Ella
                Ella  3 days back

                PROTECT THE BEAN

                • Ella
                  Ella  3 days back

                  I’m 5

                  • Allana Obera
                    Allana Obera  4 days back

                    Omg i thought it was Joana playing just dance it was actually her mom 😯😯😯

                    • Shaleigh Church
                      Shaleigh Church  5 days back

                      How does she keep serious while doing this??!?? Only question I have

                      • ging3rdragon
                        ging3rdragon  5 days back

                        Cool sweater dude 👍

                        • You don’t understand me mum

                          Wow this hater knows

                          • ella dask
                            ella dask  1 weeks back

                            Joana Your mother is >>>>>> VERY <<<<<< alike you, sometimes she appears in the videos and I think it's really you.

                            • Becca Louise
                              Becca Louise  1 weeks back

                              Can we talk about how John Cena and her family dancing to ‘take on me’ is just so wholesome please, thank you

                              • Kristina Oakleaf
                                Kristina Oakleaf  1 weeks back

                                world record
                                *youtuber herself is both the hater and the youtuber, all in one*

                                • Mercedes Marks
                                  Mercedes Marks  1 weeks back

                                  fabric land- “who is out most valuable costume also know as the one that buys the most stuff”

                                  Another fabric land person- “Joana Ceddia”

                                  • kurbs563 123
                                    kurbs563 123  1 weeks back

                                    I see the resembalence with mother goose and john cena

                                    • Raina Trujillo
                                      Raina Trujillo  1 weeks back

                                      5:24 my favorite part is how Joana's dad looks at Joana's mom like he's the luckiest guy in the world...

                                      • Møøñłïght
                                        Møøñłïght  1 weeks back

                                        All Joana’s fans: * WHERES MAH CHANCLA*
                                        Joana/Pigeon?: *SHE HAS A HUGE FOREHEAD.! LIKE YOU COULD LAND AN AIRPLANE ON IT*
                                        Me: *hahaha*
                                        All da fans: *Points CHANCLA at meh*
                                        Me: AND I OOP- Skskskskskskskskkssksk

                                        • Alicia
                                          Alicia  2 weeks back

                                          When she said “aaaaaAAHHHHHH” *i felt that*

                                          • RXqueenRN
                                            RXqueenRN  2 weeks back

                                            How to Promote Your Merch:

                                            • Lalosdeath
                                              Lalosdeath  2 weeks back

                                              I would love to help you make merch ,ima make a YouTube video to prove it :))

                                              • Kristina :D
                                                Kristina :D  2 weeks back

                                                3:40 is this HowToBasic?

                                                • Gabriel Ortiz
                                                  Gabriel Ortiz  3 weeks back

                                                  When she screams she sounds like a cone head alien lmao

                                                  • keran cassidy
                                                    keran cassidy  3 weeks back

                                                    Joana ceddia
                                                    Johana creddia
                                                    Joann cheddar
                                                    Jane chrysanthemum
                                                    Jane centar
                                                    John centipede


                                                    • Kandycorn 4
                                                      Kandycorn 4  3 weeks back

                                                      No one:
                                                      Joana: RAAVVVIINOOOUUSS

                                                      • Katherine Amo
                                                        Katherine Amo  3 weeks back

                                                        I love how she was just roasting herself😂

                                                        • Adriana Bermea
                                                          Adriana Bermea  3 weeks back

                                                          F**** you have the best parents and home life woman. Love you guys 😻🥰

                                                          • galaxy 44
                                                            galaxy 44  3 weeks back

                                                            "There are kids in Africa who could have eaten this felt."

                                                            • Isabella Perez
                                                              Isabella Perez  3 weeks back

                                                              Oh no I’m a robot

                                                              • ronie on my phonie
                                                                ronie on my phonie  4 weeks back

                                                                who is this hooded women and why is she insulting the great jesus christ

                                                                • SAS DL
                                                                  SAS DL  4 weeks back

                                                                  I literally had to replay that little dancing scenario bit cause I didn't realize that it was actually Mrs. Cena until the last bits 😭😭

                                                                  • Noya Garg
                                                                    Noya Garg  4 weeks back

                                                                    what if we started calling her James Charles...

                                                                    • serawit bogale
                                                                      serawit bogale  4 weeks back

                                                                      “Kids from Africa could’ve ate this felt!”
                                                                      Sorry to be the one to break it to you Joana but felt isn’t food.

                                                                      • Thatone Waffle
                                                                        Thatone Waffle  4 weeks back

                                                                        I know this video is old, but I'm sad because I can't buy it.

                                                                        • Tania Breton
                                                                          Tania Breton  4 weeks back

                                                                          This makes my heart full ♥️💕

                                                                          • Strange Llama
                                                                            Strange Llama  4 weeks back

                                                                            john centipede. i cant breathe

                                                                            • Kennedy
                                                                              Kennedy  4 weeks back

                                                                              Bich I’ll get 5

                                                                              • Lyla Cavazos
                                                                                Lyla Cavazos  4 weeks back

                                                                                joana dancing like she’s in a dance competition with john centipede.

                                                                                • just random
                                                                                  just random  4 weeks back

                                                                                  Hi John Cena

                                                                                  • BlackShadow 17
                                                                                    BlackShadow 17  1 months back

                                                                                    "Haters are my motivaters"

                                                                                    • Maehlia Dunae Hooper
                                                                                      Maehlia Dunae Hooper  1 months back

                                                                                      Absolutely love u

                                                                                      • Catherine Ng
                                                                                        Catherine Ng  1 months back

                                                                                        In chinese traditions, having a big forehead=good fortune. Idk y

                                                                                        • Bailey Workman27
                                                                                          Bailey Workman27  1 months back

                                                                                          Me when I see that Joanna has merch:
                                                                                          jOaNNa HaS MeRcH!!!..

                                                                                          • me hi
                                                                                            me hi  1 months back

                                                                                            That description 😂😂

                                                                                            • DrawingsASofia
                                                                                              DrawingsASofia  1 months back

                                                                                              wHY THE HELL DO YOU HAVE SUCH AN OLD VERSION OF JUST DANCE

                                                                                              • Elie •
                                                                                                Elie •  1 months back

                                                                                                I ship her parents alot