Everything Wrong With London Has Fallen In 17 Minutes Or Less


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  • fokeyjoe
    fokeyjoe  12 hours back

    Sins 44/45, I disagree. It would take time for news of the terrorist action to reach the other parts of London, if anything, people would be just hanging around wondering where to go and how to get there.. buses running would be convenient to get home since the tube would be the first thing to start shutting down in a terrorist incident. That said, in later scenes, what's incredibly surprising are the subsequent shots of London where it's totally empty.. particularly of the locked tube station. In that time, you'd still have a hoard of people still trying to get in, hassling the staff that would still likely be there, or on their phones trying to work out how to travel instead. Every other scene, you'd still have some prat having an argument with someone on a phone. All those producers don't know how to London!!

    • Ya Boy Blue
      Ya Boy Blue  3 days back

      ONE!! Just one Google search and you'd know that as a security measure, Marine One always flies in a group of as many as five identical helicopters. One helicopter carries the President, while the others serve as decoys. Marine One only uses that call sign when the President is on board. Upon take-off these helicopters shift in formation to obscure the location of the President. However, unlike the movie, they are constantly shifting positions in an effort to prevent any attacks from the ground.

      Jesus sins writer, lazy much? You can't bitch at movie writers for not doing THE THING YOU DID'T DO!

      • thomas allen
        thomas allen  4 days back

        Marine 1 2 and 3 are designed and look exactly alike the regularly change the position in the air and you never know which one POTUS is on also yes when an attack on the POTUS takes place secret service has one job get the president to safety no matter the cost so yeah basically in this situation they would say fuck civilian lives

        • Spiz103
          Spiz103  1 weeks back

          Also Prime Ministers usually don't get state funerals......

          • Shr1mpSush1
            Shr1mpSush1  1 weeks back

            The way Jeremy says "FUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOU!" is gold! 😂

            • Greg Carter
              Greg Carter  2 weeks back

              "Prime Minister Clarkson"....sooooo...Jeremy Clarkson becomes PM? I'm down with that

              • Fred Thorsen
                Fred Thorsen  2 weeks back

                How in the world the second Total recall film fell through the gaps for so long is beyond me. Will never forget that elevator.

                • Captain_Coleslaw
                  Captain_Coleslaw  2 weeks back

                  That car was a Saab, so it is actually made of brass LOL

                  • classicalhero7
                    classicalhero7  2 weeks back

                    Do "Angel has Fallen".

                    • Kosh800
                      Kosh800  2 weeks back


                      • Raven's Rave Reviews
                        Raven's Rave Reviews  2 weeks back

                        I'm sorry but where the fuck were the army

                        • Randy Trudeau
                          Randy Trudeau  3 weeks back

                          A condom with a pee flap!!!!!
                          Gold Jeremy
                          Pure gold

                          • K Llo
                            K Llo  3 weeks back

                            The infamous "You'd better come take a look at this" cliche🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

                            • axeyguitar888
                              axeyguitar888  3 weeks back

                              1 sin for assuming all British people pronounce ‘schedule’ as ‘shed-dule’
                              From: Guy from England

                              • Manu Petaia
                                Manu Petaia  3 weeks back

                                shed-jeweled. Spot on attention to details....7:10 I think you also mean...shed-jeweled.

                                • Kaffee SG
                                  Kaffee SG  4 weeks back

                                  U-Cannot-Apply-Reasons-To-These-Films .....( be prepared to let your IQ falls 50pts after viewing....)

                                  • Alasdair Dalton
                                    Alasdair Dalton  4 weeks back

                                    The apparently brass car which the police car rolls over and barely damages is a Saab so that's probably fairly realistic, unlike everything else in this jobbie of a film.

                                    • Vortexx
                                      Vortexx  4 weeks back

                                      bunch of terrorists smuggle high powered weaponry into a place where guns are outlawed

                                      • Josh C
                                        Josh C  4 weeks back

                                        Your assumption on how the British say schedule and the sin for it is wrong. It is widely pronounced exactly as said on the news report where you sinned it. Also, that is definitely an ambulance you're sinning as a delivery.

                                        • Derek Penner
                                          Derek Penner  1 months back

                                          Cinemasins: What will they think of next? A condom with a pee flap?
                                          Me: They better think of a way to bring back the dead cause I just FUCKING DIED LAUGHING!!!!!!

                                          • blank facade
                                            blank facade  1 months back

                                            "Why hasn't your deadass already dead you deadass?" Thing my dad tells me when I tell him i still can't find a job

                                            • FILNAT2011
                                              FILNAT2011  1 months back

                                              You miss,if they had the guys on the roof tops to shot down the helicopters,why did they not just wait for that in the first place.

                                              • Claire Gruyal
                                                Claire Gruyal  1 months back

                                                Why sin com cast? Please enlighten. Thank you.

                                                • Whizzo
                                                  Whizzo  1 months back

                                                  1:07 I think with the truck driving past they're implying that Barkawi suspected a mole and fled in the truck before the drone struck

                                                  • The Pangolin
                                                    The Pangolin  1 months back

                                                    1:58 Rainbow Six Siege lady

                                                    • Keith Scholes
                                                      Keith Scholes  1 months back

                                                      Loved the Boris Johnson comment.

                                                      • Keith Scholes
                                                        Keith Scholes  1 months back

                                                        Several times they address the metropolitan police commissioner, the guy with all the brass on his epaulettes as chief inspector, which is a middle ranking police officer.

                                                        • Eddie Temple
                                                          Eddie Temple  1 months back

                                                          I agree with everything except you criticising all the "hallways" in the Underground scene. I feel you've never been on the London Underground, otherwise you'd know that's exactly what it's like.

                                                          • GCT10/31/1990
                                                            GCT10/31/1990  1 months back

                                                            I feel like if there were no more studio logos you'd break down... Not know what to do with yourself

                                                            • Ray
                                                              Ray  1 months back

                                                              Mike always says "i love you" to his wife and she never says it back or shows any signs of affection towards him. Cold.

                                                              • Leo Huntre
                                                                Leo Huntre  1 months back

                                                                I'm from the Philippines. There's no such thing as a Philippine Intelligence Agency. If there really is one... there isn't one.

                                                                • Damien X
                                                                  Damien X  1 months back

                                                                  SORRY BUT I LOVE THAT LINE,
                                                                  "Go Back To Whatever 'Fuck-Gan-Uh-Stan' you came from!" LOL

                                                                  OH! And just a lil FYI... Did you know that the "Stan" at the ending of some middle eastern countries, is an actual old Arabic word meaning, "country?"

                                                                  • carl easton
                                                                    carl easton  1 months back

                                                                    So.....you are still allowed into cinemas? It's make believe........ "make believe" not a documentary with $$$ thrown into it just to look after your self assumptious ass with a quirky gay voice. The women must be on a ticket waiting for a date with you ....great stuff.

                                                                    • Rman Nayr
                                                                      Rman Nayr  1 months back

                                                                      LOL What's Next? Paris Has Fallen?!

                                                                      • Rman Nayr
                                                                        Rman Nayr  1 months back

                                                                        London Bridge is Falling Down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                                                        • Lloyd Dweku
                                                                          Lloyd Dweku  1 months back

                                                                          Why is there never a black American president since all the presidents in these films look like the real ones? Oh! I know why, that's racists.

                                                                          • Adamantium Scorpion
                                                                            Adamantium Scorpion  1 months back

                                                                            What dose a move cost to make? 200 million?! (I don't know just picking a number.) To "Break even" It has to make 400 million. How much would it cost to make a "Perfect" movie???? A Over a billion?!!!! And it would have to make 2 billion to "Break Even." No one is going to make that move. Water world?! I though Water World was alright!

                                                                            • Derrall Waller
                                                                              Derrall Waller  2 months back

                                                                              You guys are awesome!

                                                                              • let's talk about it
                                                                                let's talk about it  2 months back

                                                                                Wait so this kovie is connected to olympus has fallen? Someone please tell me

                                                                                • Ben Laws
                                                                                  Ben Laws  2 months back

                                                                                  It really wouldn’t have been hard to get a British military adviser who would have shown the guards how to march...

                                                                                  Love the Boris comment too haha

                                                                                  • GerardButlerArtPhotosImages .SDCDLLOYD

                                                                                    You are ridiculous to ever take the time out to say unnecessary things about fictitious movie, that was made for entertaining purposes. And look, all involved are collecting paychecks and living. What about you? LOL!!! Me? Watch for 17mins? NO.

                                                                                    • Clancy
                                                                                      Clancy  2 months back

                                                                                      A terrorist operation is already hard enough to keep a secret with only 10 people involved. When hundreds of people are involved, the chances of keeping it secret start to become exponentially less likely.... i mean, win the American lotto less likely! This is a simple mathematical and scientific fact, so the whole idea of the movie is totally bogus, it would have been less insulting to our intelligence if it was an Alien invasion!

                                                                                      • Clancy
                                                                                        Clancy  2 months back

                                                                                        @Iafiv Iv - yes, its the sheer quantity of men that makes it so humorously implausible.
                                                                                        I might be more forgiving of it if they were going for the 'multiplicity' effect - 10 bad guys held up in a building, hero goes in that building and kills 50 bad guys! 40 kills of bad guys that never existed.... But no, the movie was quite clear on how many bad guys there were.

                                                                                      • Iafiv Iv
                                                                                        Iafiv Iv  2 months back

                                                                                        The only way for this to work is to assume that a large proportion of the entire security establishment of Britain has really lost any faith in the system and has turned against it.I can believe a couple of cops might maybe even some guys in the Grenadier Guards but enough of them to make it feasible?

                                                                                    • Queen Elizabeth II
                                                                                      Queen Elizabeth II  2 months back

                                                                                      *This movies is an inslut to England*

                                                                                      • Cody Nemo
                                                                                        Cody Nemo  2 months back

                                                                                        "...or they left it [the hiring] up to boris johnson"
                                                                                        Aaaaaand unsubbed after like 7 years!
                                                                                        Screw your talking about politics you dont even know about.

                                                                                      • Hi Bye
                                                                                        Hi Bye  2 months back

                                                                                        Can’t believe you missed the scene where it’s like

                                                                                        Security guy: We’re about to get hit, Mr President brace yourself
                                                                                        President: Okay.
                                                                                        President: Proceeds to not buckle his seatbelt or even just grab onto something

                                                                                        • Lucrative Chaff
                                                                                          Lucrative Chaff  2 months back

                                                                                          Rip Robert Forster

                                                                                          • taccovert4
                                                                                            taccovert4  2 months back

                                                                                            Oldest Ally.....Didn't the king of Morocco ally with us when an American flagged merchant passed through, before the French even jumped in? I mean, he wasn't able to do anything......but still, allies are allies

                                                                                            • Kimberley Luoto
                                                                                              Kimberley Luoto  2 months back

                                                                                              Gerard! I’ll pay off those pesky student loans if you PROMISE to make some decent flicks......think Law Abiding Citizen 2! 😏