Everything Wrong With Alita: Battle Angel in 17 Minutes or Less

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  • Yunaiko Harutoku
    Yunaiko Harutoku  12 hours back

    Like someone in their own element

    • Yunaiko Harutoku
      Yunaiko Harutoku  12 hours back

      Kruiska thought he would have an advantage in the place he knows best

      • Yunaiko Harutoku
        Yunaiko Harutoku  12 hours back

        Visual and auditory mimicking

        • Yunaiko Harutoku
          Yunaiko Harutoku  12 hours back

          Instinct that’s how

          • Yunaiko Harutoku
            Yunaiko Harutoku  12 hours back

            She not a human different limitations

            • Yunaiko Harutoku
              Yunaiko Harutoku  12 hours back

              Not dry ice

              • Yunaiko Harutoku
                Yunaiko Harutoku  12 hours back

                That wall is plasma

                • Yunaiko Harutoku
                  Yunaiko Harutoku  12 hours back

                  He took her so she could see how things work behind the scenes

                  • Yunaiko Harutoku
                    Yunaiko Harutoku  12 hours back

                    And everyone deals with it differently

                    • Yunaiko Harutoku
                      Yunaiko Harutoku  12 hours back

                      Psychic break when you lose someone valuable

                      • Yunaiko Harutoku
                        Yunaiko Harutoku  12 hours back

                        Gruishka was protected by the system

                        • Sparc 7610
                          Sparc 7610  12 hours back

                          Your daily reminder that CinemaSins does not acknowledge the source material or their existence when it comes to adaptations, as they believe movies should stand on their own ground. Just for all the butthurt comments here

                          • Yunaiko Harutoku
                            Yunaiko Harutoku  12 hours back

                            Read physics as well ok

                            • Yunaiko Harutoku
                              Yunaiko Harutoku  12 hours back

                              So the metal around her head worked as a clamp

                              • Yunaiko Harutoku
                                Yunaiko Harutoku  13 hours back

                                And her head caved in to the wall

                                • Yunaiko Harutoku
                                  Yunaiko Harutoku  13 hours back

                                  Her back part of her blades

                                  • Yunaiko Harutoku
                                    Yunaiko Harutoku  13 hours back

                                    It’s possible and that far in to the future especially

                                    • Yunaiko Harutoku
                                      Yunaiko Harutoku  13 hours back

                                      Or biology

                                      • Yunaiko Harutoku
                                        Yunaiko Harutoku  13 hours back

                                        Read anatomy

                                        • Yunaiko Harutoku
                                          Yunaiko Harutoku  13 hours back

                                          For computer to solve a problem you have to teach how to solve it first

                                          • Yunaiko Harutoku
                                            Yunaiko Harutoku  13 hours back

                                            Again manga based

                                            • Yunaiko Harutoku
                                              Yunaiko Harutoku  13 hours back

                                              When she was assistant she looked at the nurse to make sure she was giving the proper equipment

                                              • Gabe Strenke
                                                Gabe Strenke  13 hours back

                                                Colonel SS Hans Landa, I died lol

                                                • Yunaiko Harutoku
                                                  Yunaiko Harutoku  13 hours back

                                                  The eyes are big because it’s based on manga

                                                  • Yunaiko Harutoku
                                                    Yunaiko Harutoku  13 hours back

                                                    You can predict future logo with phenomena outcome

                                                    • Arxci-
                                                      Arxci-  24 hours back

                                                      The anime was around way longer than Ragnarok

                                                      • Shihab Rahman
                                                        Shihab Rahman  1 days back

                                                        At least minus 10 sins for one of the best f bombs in recent memory! F*** your mercy!

                                                        • obummersux
                                                          obummersux  2 days back

                                                          great movie i loved it.......

                                                          • DaveYanakov
                                                            DaveYanakov  2 days back

                                                            The city walls are a curtain of high pressure water and abrasives. The steam is the same cloud of spray you get from waterfalls

                                                            • Illogical ulloya
                                                              Illogical ulloya  2 days back

                                                              I was one first people to see this movie

                                                              • FarSeeker8
                                                                FarSeeker8  2 days back

                                                                "didn't they just steal the Devil's Anus thing from the trash planet in Thor: Ragnarok?"
                                                                When was Alita first released? In Manga Form?....
                                                                Go check, I'll wait....

                                                                • Potato Luna
                                                                  Potato Luna  2 days back

                                                                  This movie was so fucking good tho

                                                                  • Musta Krackish
                                                                    Musta Krackish  2 days back

                                                                    really stretching on some of these sins, if other more sponsored movies got that treatment the sins counter would be way up there

                                                                    • Richard Martin
                                                                      Richard Martin  2 days back

                                                                      Anbo-Jyutsu! Love it. Like if you got the reference without Google.

                                                                      • kellogg70wow
                                                                        kellogg70wow  2 days back

                                                                        What? You didn’t notice Michelle Rodriguez? She was only in three different scenes.

                                                                        • Graeystone
                                                                          Graeystone  2 days back

                                                                          The biggest sin - Cameron and Rodriguez not reading the actual f*cking manga!

                                                                          • RayS2able
                                                                            RayS2able  16 minutes back

                                                                            I didn’t read it. Why did they have to climb the ropes to seige the floating city in her flashback? We know they have ships and nano tech

                                                                        • Houidi mohamed amin
                                                                          Houidi mohamed amin  2 days back

                                                                          0:20 except that the manga of alita came out ages before, so if anything its the other way around

                                                                          • Emir EC
                                                                            Emir EC  2 days back

                                                                            This movie was amazing, it would be criminal if they don't make many sequels to follow

                                                                            • brody nigga
                                                                              brody nigga  2 days back

                                                                              What about the part of guns being outlawed yet those robots have one?

                                                                              • Gregor Schmeling
                                                                                Gregor Schmeling  2 days back

                                                                                i love the manga


                                                                                but the Movie are shit


                                                                                the dialogues are awful, Twilight sends greetings ..
                                                                                and the story was not taken from the manga, what the biggest mistake is..
                                                                                CGI is wunderful ...

                                                                                • Vaughan MacEgan
                                                                                  Vaughan MacEgan  3 days back

                                                                                  I hated that movie - it was worse than Mortal Engines, yes it was *THAT* bad!

                                                                                  • TruOnyxfire
                                                                                    TruOnyxfire  3 days back

                                                                                    Not dry ice smokey cloud walls. They are walls of super-high-pressurized water, forming a barrier. And the "no one goes to Zalem, only to go to Zalem later in the movie cliche" never actually happens, so that sin should be taken off. No one went to Zalem. And the eyes are still too big? Why? How? Alita isn't human, so why would having large eyes make her strange looking? She's Martian, not human. This is part of the problem with the CinemaSins choices of movies to review, many times, they don't know the actual story behind the movie or the material and end up "sinning" things that have no reason to be sinned if just a tiny bit of research had been done to begin with. Seems CinemaSins needs to be given some sins for not knowing their own material choices.

                                                                                    • Jose Duran Jr
                                                                                      Jose Duran Jr  3 days back

                                                                                      You are so ANAL!! Shut the f*** UP

                                                                                      • Henrijs Babris
                                                                                        Henrijs Babris  3 days back

                                                                                        original manga is the best. imposible to put all plot in one movie

                                                                                        • Graeystone
                                                                                          Graeystone  2 days back

                                                                                          The stupid thing was that using the manga as both 'script' and 'storyboard' could have worked. Its spaced out enough that one or two volumes could have been made into a movie with each couple of volumes being used in each sequel. Instead James Cameron had to go 'Alternate Universe Fanfic' on the series. That nonsense cost future sequels a lot of missed out opportunities like Alita joining Rollerball after Hugo died and the rift it caused between her and Ido. Instead we got a jumbled mess which make the 'spirit of future sequels' hard to do.

                                                                                      • Jessica Tilley
                                                                                        Jessica Tilley  3 days back

                                                                                        another whingeing incel

                                                                                        • Hi-Fidude66
                                                                                          Hi-Fidude66  3 days back

                                                                                          Here are the things I need to know:
                                                                                          Was Alita born a Human on Mars (URM) and they took her brain and put her into the beserker body?
                                                                                          If she is a cyborg and the only human part is her brain why does she have to eat?
                                                                                          How can (URM) Mars have developed technology more advanced than on Earth? The whole nanotechnology thing etc.
                                                                                          How did her brain survive after 300 years a scrapyard?
                                                                                          The big eyes are for being able to see more light in the dark I guess? Mars is further from the Sun so maybe the big eyes would benefit there
                                                                                          How did Earth or something become the enemy of Mars?
                                                                                          How can Nova live for over 300 years all the way before the war?

                                                                                          • Hi-Fidude66
                                                                                            Hi-Fidude66  3 days back

                                                                                            @aallfik11 Yeah but how does she take in the nourishment? Her body is cyborg so does that mean she have an artificial stomach and so? I just want to know how all this works because I loved the movie and want to know more

                                                                                          • aallfik11
                                                                                            aallfik11  3 days back

                                                                                            well about the brain and eating, you do know you brain needs nourishment right?

                                                                                        • Michael Towler
                                                                                          Michael Towler  3 days back

                                                                                          I now know what they mean when they say someone has verbal diarrhea, thank you CinemaSins.

                                                                                          • Psiberzerker
                                                                                            Psiberzerker  4 days back

                                                                                            I actually love the scene where she goes full Overly Attached Girlfriend. Also, all the shit about her freakishly large eyes, and teeth? Uhm, yeah? There's a girl in Texas who can play her right now.