Everything Wrong With Alita: Battle Angel in 17 Minutes or Less


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  • Chris Pierce
    Chris Pierce  24 minutes back

    I can't get past the eyes they're so big and out of contrast with everyone else's it's distracting

    • RouMea
      RouMea  4 hours back

      It reminds me of DEX... you know, the game.

      • Ronan Elliott
        Ronan Elliott  1 days back

        Doctor: *pulls out a rocket-powered hammer*

        Me: "I'm going to enjoy this movie."

        • Usagi _thesquid
          Usagi _thesquid  2 days back

          1:21 *Ghost in the shell flashbacks*

          • Dante's Lovespark
            Dante's Lovespark  3 days back

            No one, absolutely not a single organism:


            • Buckets
              Buckets  4 days back

              Requiem for a dream threw me for a loop glad to hear him mention it

              • Indigo
                Indigo  4 days back

                Why watch the movie when you can get a synopsis of the movie here in 20 minutes? So much time saved.

                • Chris Spears
                  Chris Spears  5 days back

                  F off

                  • Botond Kis
                    Botond Kis  5 days back

                    The biggest problem with this movie is that they killed the dog

                    • Chris Jacobs
                      Chris Jacobs  1 weeks back

                      What! No ex machina reference?! Hmm

                      • Chris Jacobs
                        Chris Jacobs  1 weeks back

                        Someone has to laugh at your jokes!

                        • Sophiedopey98
                          Sophiedopey98  1 weeks back

                          oh wow! i’m glad i didn’t go see it 💖

                          • Osean Hale
                            Osean Hale  2 weeks back

                            Love the iron man call back 6:46

                            • 07dree02
                              07dree02  2 weeks back

                              You don't see anyone walking around with a smart phone in the future. It's a good thing to know that they found out that it's very unhealthy.

                              • BradyT918
                                BradyT918  1 weeks back

                                Or its because the movie is based off of a manga from the 90's long before cellphones were so widespread and mobile. Same with most of these "sins", they are from the manga and predate most of this guys comments.

                            • Solar Sounds
                              Solar Sounds  2 weeks back

                              Correction, Atlanta, not Atlanna 1:11

                              • Orc Savage
                                Orc Savage  2 weeks back

                                U forgot about how tanjo GOT SLICED IN HALF so shouldn't sexy head be in trouble 2

                                • LaosChopsticks
                                  LaosChopsticks  2 weeks back

                                  Okay I’m not gonna lie. Alita has to be one of the most realistic animated movies I’ve ever seen. The fight scenes are amazing and Alita is really adorable and badass. But the storyline confused the hell out of me. Everything was really straightforward and hardly anything explained. But overall I really did enjoy the movie.

                                  • Peter Salucci
                                    Peter Salucci  2 weeks back

                                    I’m pretty sure the reason she has big eyes is because the movie is originally
                                    Based on a anime/manga so they wanted to keep the big eyes.

                                    • oneito
                                      oneito  2 weeks back

                                      where i come, if i need to watch a full movie in 14 miutes

                                      • sweetblackblood1
                                        sweetblackblood1  2 weeks back

                                        i haven't seen this movie yet, but from the looks of this video, this is the best american adaptation of an anime that is so close to it's original material

                                        • sweetblackblood1
                                          sweetblackblood1  2 weeks back

                                          cinemasins watch too many little kuriboh he's quoting his lines

                                          • Ian Rees
                                            Ian Rees  2 weeks back

                                            "Who am i??" Breaks into Les Mis song "WHO AM I?? CAN I CONDEMN THIS MAN TO MISSOURY"

                                            • A K
                                              A K  3 weeks back

                                              0:20 No, The movie is based on the comic "Battle Angel Alita" which originally came out in 1990.

                                              • Kiki DFFO
                                                Kiki DFFO  3 weeks back

                                                Whoa last time I was this early for a video I was just born!

                                                Wait a min.

                                                • Maury Manna
                                                  Maury Manna  3 weeks back

                                                  All that Hugo's shit, was shit

                                                  • Sam
                                                    Sam  3 weeks back

                                                    I don't know how to rank this movie. With some editing and a few scene replacements it could have been an amazing experience.

                                                    • Braxton Wilmoth
                                                      Braxton Wilmoth  3 weeks back

                                                      I watched it, I was dissapointed.why kill of a main character if your going to have him almost die...then justvkill him off

                                                      • Ryan Armstrong
                                                        Ryan Armstrong  3 weeks back

                                                        It’s a sin for how much this movie shredded the graphic novels into a cliche YA movie.

                                                        • Shinto Siréne
                                                          Shinto Siréne  3 weeks back

                                                          You are so proud of that topiary joke. Never joke about an actresses bush. It comes back to bite you in really weird ways, sometimes physically.

                                                          • Truth Stalker
                                                            Truth Stalker  3 weeks back

                                                            *_Alita probably would've done ok at the box office anyway but I think the reason it did as well as it did is because it benefitted from being released during the whole Brie Larson scandal and everyone insulted by her went to see Alita out of spite._* 🤔

                                                            *_I know my comment isn't poorly written nor barely thought out so leave it unlike, thank you._* 🙄😒

                                                            • The Hole in Dans Sock
                                                              The Hole in Dans Sock  3 weeks back

                                                              This movie was retarded and cheaply made tbh

                                                              • qwerty qwerty
                                                                qwerty qwerty  3 weeks back

                                                                such a shame you have no real point to make about this movie above a seven year old mind.

                                                                • ThatsWhatSheSaid
                                                                  ThatsWhatSheSaid  3 weeks back

                                                                  that iron man reference was fire

                                                                  • The Ninth Nova
                                                                    The Ninth Nova  3 weeks back

                                                                    1:47 what the heck I was just watching that film

                                                                    • OXE EXO
                                                                      OXE EXO  4 weeks back

                                                                      Ok @cinimasins you guys need to take a real step back. You're losing credibility, FAST. You use to sin ACTUAL SINS. Now you're just sinning EVERYTHING and constantly contradicting yourself. And "+10 sins" over 1 thing needs to stop. You need to take a look at your first vids and fix this before your channel goes any farther down the drain then it already has.

                                                                      You're welcome.

                                                                    • Lark88
                                                                      Lark88  4 weeks back

                                                                      I loved this movie. I hope there will be a sequel.

                                                                      • thisisaguy
                                                                        thisisaguy  4 weeks back

                                                                        15:14 "...decent movie.." I think decent is much, much too kind.

                                                                        • Kendra Johnson
                                                                          Kendra Johnson  4 weeks back

                                                                          I remember the trailers teasing 17:00 
                                                                          only to find out that nothing comes out of it

                                                                          • Benjamin Kemer
                                                                            Benjamin Kemer  4 weeks back

                                                                            So I just finished the 1990s series. The movie makes no sense. Because Nova has a son that is a mutant with telepathy, and yet Zalem kicked out Ido for having a daughter with a genetic disorder, how the hell does that rule not apply to Nova and his mutant freak son.

                                                                            • Kazuo Namikiri
                                                                              Kazuo Namikiri  4 weeks back

                                                                              Before I even watch this I’m gonna say...

                                                                              I waited almost twenty years for this movie and they didn’t arse it up,so please be gentle. XD

                                                                              • Jessica McCormick
                                                                                Jessica McCormick  3 weeks back

                                                                                Oh, bless you! I only had to wait 5, and that was enough!

                                                                              • Kazuo Namikiri
                                                                                Kazuo Namikiri  4 weeks back

                                                                                No sins off for “F*ck your mercy?” :(

                                                                                Other than that great video. Love how you threw in a Dark Angel reference at the end. That was basically Cameron’s test run for this movie.

                                                                            • Art_Katie/Kasia Jarecka

                                                                              They didn’t had to kill the doggo. They throw this dog in so they can have „emontional” moment. Even in fricking shark movie they didn’t kill the dog the shark was going after, but her they didn’t just kill the dog, but also put it in place where it had no sense for it to be in!

                                                                              • Deiniol Lewis
                                                                                Deiniol Lewis  4 weeks back

                                                                                Um, Ambo Jyutsu was the ultimate evolution of martial arts. It’s not some “Sports Game”.

                                                                                • Nazar Ivanechko
                                                                                  Nazar Ivanechko  4 weeks back

                                                                                  you forgot the scene when Alita fights in the bar against the pretty boy face and she disarms him and the sword flies away from her but in the next shot it's near her

                                                                                  • Jacob Staten
                                                                                    Jacob Staten  4 weeks back

                                                                                    The fact that they used the CGI nightmare fuel eyes instead of the actress's already fairly large eyes is worth at least 100 sins alone.

                                                                                    • F&F.Dragon
                                                                                      F&F.Dragon  4 weeks back

                                                                                      For the first time, Hollywood released a live action movie that beats the Japanese anime of the saga itself instead of being a live action parody of the anime... DANG!!!

                                                                                      • AlexIsModded
                                                                                        AlexIsModded  4 weeks back

                                                                                        I feel awful for Hugo in one respect, because he died, got saved, just to end up dying again.

                                                                                        • CasmX
                                                                                          CasmX  4 weeks back

                                                                                          Pretty entertaining Cinema Sins but Alita is still easily my favorite movie that's come out in probably the last 2+ years.

                                                                                          • Radio Kaos
                                                                                            Radio Kaos  4 weeks back

                                                                                            Nova is a dick to surface dwellers.