Shallon: Drug Safety - SNL

  • Published: 14 April 2014
  • Officer Kellogg (Seth Rogen) lectures an elementary school class on the D.A.R.E. program and saying no to drugs, but Shallon (Nasim Pedrad) constantly interrupts the officer by making drugs seem cool and convincing the other students to do crack. [Season 39, 2014]


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  • Robert Sosa
    Robert Sosa  13 hours back

    She missed the point of his scenario. You want to say no to crack, and yes to ecstasy.

    • Rynnn
      Rynnn  1 days back

      I love how Seth Rogan of all people is playing a narc 😂

      • Trevor Seidl
        Trevor Seidl  1 days back

        No tits in snl

        • Lets Talk Music
          Lets Talk Music  1 days back

          Its ironic seth rogan is the one talking about how bad drugs are😂😂😂😂

          • Kenneth Nielsen
            Kenneth Nielsen  2 days back

            HAHA, Shallon is just an adorable retard

            • mr leprechaun
              mr leprechaun  2 days back

              Didn't know the cop was Seth rogen

              • brothercartman
                brothercartman  4 days back

                That girl is really funny...why is she gone?

                • Professor Duckford
                  Professor Duckford  4 days back

                  this show hasnt been funny for years, but i keep coming back hoping it will be one day...

                  • Meh The cat queen
                    Meh The cat queen  4 days back

                    Cracks the new ice cream

                    • Meh The cat queen
                      Meh The cat queen  4 days back

                      Sine me up. Man

                      • WebbedCosine0
                        WebbedCosine0  4 days back

                        It's ironic how Seth Rogen is the one to play the guy that says no to drugs

                        • P J
                          P J  4 days back

                          "No thank you I only do crack"

                          • johar chamidi
                            johar chamidi  7 days back


                            remember just say NO

                            • ShadowWillow 568
                              ShadowWillow 568  7 days back

                              Even the teacher agrees to let them find crap

                              • clevelandcbi
                                clevelandcbi  7 days back

                                Kate only wrote "NO" on the board. Lighter and sloppier.

                                • Death Cats
                                  Death Cats  7 days back

                                  Crack is threw ice cream

                                  • Chefloud Pack
                                    Chefloud Pack  1 weeks back

                                    Officer sir

                                    • Franceska Tha Queen
                                      Franceska Tha Queen  1 weeks back

                                      When they asked if they could try Crack and she said sure just follow back in line I was like BAAAZINGAAA SHE KNOWS PUNS HAHA I make myself lol

                                      • Franceska Tha Queen
                                        Franceska Tha Queen  1 weeks back

                                        FIRST COME FIRST SERVED BABAY

                                        • Franceska Tha Queen
                                          Franceska Tha Queen  1 weeks back

                                          I'll be confiscating ALL DRUGS cuz they're bad mmmkaaaayyyyyy

                                          • Knute Lindstrom
                                            Knute Lindstrom  1 weeks back

                                            I hope they make more Shallon skits! Lol

                                            • Cy Mcintosh
                                              Cy Mcintosh  1 weeks back

                                              There’s a reason they didn’t put Pete Davidson in this one

                                            • Moonlight x
                                              Moonlight x  2 weeks back

                                              In 5th grade I won best essay in the DARE program out of the whole 5th grade 😌✌️
                                              😔👊 I was proud

                                              • Cubs Dude
                                                Cubs Dude  2 weeks back

                                                More Shallon! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease

                                                • MicMac
                                                  MicMac  2 weeks back

                                                  Where the hell is Pete Davidson in a drug video

                                                  • Olivia Tom
                                                    Olivia Tom  2 weeks back

                                                    "She gets it."

                                                    • NoahGotStyle
                                                      NoahGotStyle  2 weeks back

                                                      Lmao fokin Seth is a cop n shit lmao😂

                                                      • Natalie E.
                                                        Natalie E.  2 weeks back

                                                        It's not like it used 2 be.

                                                        • Eshah Hassan
                                                          Eshah Hassan  2 weeks back

                                                          No thanks I only do crack! Shallon almost makes me tempted

                                                          • Kevin L
                                                            Kevin L  2 weeks back

                                                            Hahahaha Seth Rogan telling people not to get high that's the best

                                                            • GoldenBrew3
                                                              GoldenBrew3  2 weeks back

                                                              WHAT!!! Only 3 episodes of Shallon and friends!!! But there's a metric ton of topics for Shallon to tackle before she sets off into the real world for an adventure of a life time. All before Christmas Eve that is... ... or after dun dun dunnnnn.
                                                              Topics such as
                                                              -Prostitution (because of Drug safety)
                                                              -Sex ed (^)
                                                              -Video games teach kids how to live (^)
                                                              -Firearms safety (^)
                                                              -Bus safety (^)

                                                              -What to do when you're lost on a school trip because the bus split in two (^)
                                                              -Fame safety (^) In Shallon's voice "I got my own movie"

                                                              • Zeton Kingston
                                                                Zeton Kingston  2 weeks back

                                                                SHALLON IS HIGH EVERYTIME THEY RECORD THESE ;^;

                                                                • SoMe RaNdOm ShIt
                                                                  SoMe RaNdOm ShIt  2 weeks back

                                                                  *i like crack*

                                                                  • Brandy Shuemake
                                                                    Brandy Shuemake  2 weeks back

                                                                    Quit playing games doug! Be a man and put a ring on it i died laughing😂😂😂

                                                                    • JORGE MALO-FASANI
                                                                      JORGE MALO-FASANI  2 weeks back

                                                                      I think Shallon don’t need drugs to be high.

                                                                      • Jesse Maldonado
                                                                        Jesse Maldonado  2 weeks back

                                                                        Seth Rogen is sexy!!!! Gets me up , boing!!!

                                                                        • Owen Driscoll
                                                                          Owen Driscoll  2 weeks back

                                                                          I’m in love with Shallon

                                                                          • Devin Crum
                                                                            Devin Crum  2 weeks back

                                                                            That's about how effective the DARE program was. Trust me, I'm a 90's kid.

                                                                            • Brady Hepner
                                                                              Brady Hepner  2 weeks back

                                                                              Seth Rohan on drugs😂

                                                                              • Shay shine
                                                                                Shay shine  3 weeks back

                                                                                XD SHALLON LOOKS OLD😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

                                                                                • Megan Wiedenfeld
                                                                                  Megan Wiedenfeld  3 weeks back


                                                                                  • TheNightengale World
                                                                                    TheNightengale World  3 weeks back

                                                                                    My favorite lines:
                                                                                    "So far so gooood!"
                                                                                    "Wait, hold up, So you're saying if Iget high I'll feel like I got an A on my spelling test even if I got an F? Sign me up, man."
                                                                                    "Smoke that crack!!"
                                                                                    "Sir, I am ADDICTED to Chips Ahoy! Cookies. And I don't eat them all the time. I've learned to restrain myself from them. So I'll do the same with my crack."
                                                                                    "Wow! BIG day for crack!"

                                                                                    • Diego Carrillo
                                                                                      Diego Carrillo  3 weeks back

                                                                                      Why she talk on spanish?😂😂

                                                                                      • Agnes Hawkins
                                                                                        Agnes Hawkins  3 weeks back

                                                                                        Seth Rogan

                                                                                        • Blue Turtle
                                                                                          Blue Turtle  3 weeks back

                                                                                          DARE in a nutshell.

                                                                                          • AttilatheThrilla
                                                                                            AttilatheThrilla  3 weeks back

                                                                                            D. rugs
                                                                                            A. re
                                                                                            R. eally
                                                                                            E. xcellent


                                                                                            • Rebecca Railton
                                                                                              Rebecca Railton  3 weeks back

                                                                                              Quit playing games Doug be a man and pout a ring on it 😏

                                                                                              • justin y. clone
                                                                                                justin y. clone  3 weeks back

                                                                                                *ON TOP OF THE WORLD BABY*