Monday Morning Podcast 8-12-19

  • Published: 12 August 2019
  • Bill rambles about Epstein, 'Do What You Love', and helping schools.

    Full Episodes of the Monday Morning Podcast:
    Full Episodes of the Thursday Afternoon Podcast:
    Full Episodes of the MMP One-Shots:

    Here’s the website!

    I was born a freckled child in a land far away during a much simpler time. I did well in school until it counted. As a freshman in high school I had dreams of going to Notre Dame and becoming a lawyer. By the time I was sophomore I was taking shop class and was considering getting into construction. I ended up working in warehousing and unloading trucks. Other than stand up, that job was the most fun I ever had.

    I am now a stand up comedian. I do a couple hundred shows a year. And I enjoy the travel. I’ve done four hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This”, “Let It Go”, “You People Are All The Same” and “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.” I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. And I have an animated series on Netflix called: ‘F’ Is For Family.’ Occasionally I act in movies but only when they let me.
  • Fun Fun

Comments • 1 007

  • s4n714g000
    s4n714g000  4 days back

    What movie was Bill in?

    • kingston nine
      kingston nine  1 weeks back

      Trump is where he is today because he keeps his finger on the pulse of social media. I'm glad he engages

      • Ramsay Bolton
        Ramsay Bolton  2 weeks back

        So this guy has completely sold out compared to 7-8 years ago when he saw the world as it was

        • level 1
          level 1  2 weeks back

          I have small car

          • godking331
            godking331  2 weeks back

            Stop watching so much msnbc bill, get your mind right.

            • Tanner Brown
              Tanner Brown  2 weeks back

              Hollywoods gotten to bill I see

              • Martin Heath
                Martin Heath  3 weeks back

                Bill "Just let that big dick roll right off your back" Burr. Good advice.
                Crushin' it!

                • G
                  G  3 weeks back

                  1000 comment..had to do it Yaaaa cunts!

                  • Ryk Son
                    Ryk Son  3 weeks back

                    Bill Burr is so right!!!

                    • Ryk Son
                      Ryk Son  3 weeks back

                      Bill burr is a BOSS

                      • mikelbentube
                        mikelbentube  3 weeks back

                        39:41 ben weinman?

                        • ESFitnessSavage
                          ESFitnessSavage  3 weeks back

                          Wtf does he ask "what's goin on? What's goin on??" 3-4x every podcast?! Dude's always gotta do that stupid singing shit too.

                          Gonna have to unsubscribe like I did "your mom's house" podcast because of TOMS wife. Bill's funny as long as he doesn't do that signing shit or let his wife/racist, feminist cunt on, same as with Tom's wife, except she's just annoying as fuck.

                          • BLEDA127
                            BLEDA127  4 weeks back

                            Is he just reuploading old material? I feel like I've already heard parts of the last few podcasts.

                            • Jacob Harrington
                              Jacob Harrington  4 weeks back

                              Hillary killton

                              • The Unknown Psycho
                                The Unknown Psycho  4 weeks back

                                Sound like Bill has to trash Obama too just to not get the morons triggered

                                • Kohlenstoffisotop12
                                  Kohlenstoffisotop12  4 weeks back

                                  Wtf is up with these e-mails? xD

                                  • Al Nevsky
                                    Al Nevsky  4 weeks back

                                    Yep, Epstein died all the way to the tarmac. The only thing that squealed that day were the wheels on the jet that douche bag was in before they left the runway. Except maybe for some lolit...

                                    • Al Nevsky
                                      Al Nevsky  4 weeks back

                                      Your spot on Bill. Be glad you have a cherry career. For so many of us nameless cogs, we have to watch all of this shit go down from a perspective of insignificant hopelessness wondering whether it's even worth dragging ourselves through another day of it.
                                      Thankfully, there are still people like you, dude, who bring insight and laughter to another day in this global asylum of sociopaths and their DNA degenerate trust fund spawn.

                                      • Emokiriemi Abednego
                                        Emokiriemi Abednego  4 weeks back

                                        Smartness is important in a relationship and cyberhackinggenius helped cloned my husband’s phone and I got access to all his dealings both on phone and social media without touching his phone. All I did was share my husband’s phone number with cyberhackinggenius and I was able to read both his new and deleted messages from my phone without having to touch his phone. My husband was a cheating Narcissist and I’m glad to find out all his secrets and infidelity with the help of cyberhackinggenius. I’m here in UK and able to access my husband’s phone messages with a link on my phone even while he was away in Canada cheating on me. I got to discover that my husband who is legally  married to me here in UK is also recently married to another woman in Canada and I’m finally going through a divorce with lots of evidence against him. I read all his Whatsapp, Facebook,Skype,Instagram and Snapchat messages Including the deleted text and recent messages. You can contact this great Hacker Gavin via Gmail  (cyberhackinggenius) or text and speak to him directly on his phone and WhatsApp : +19256795146 and don’t forget to thank me later.

                                        • Rabbit Trails
                                          Rabbit Trails  4 weeks back

                                          Re: "...asked and she said he had a bigger dick. Why do guys ask this question?"

                                          Because you FEEL bad. It's not thought out, but if she really loves you and wants you to feel better about that particular senario, she tells you that you have a dick that is good like Jesus and devistating like Godzilla. Because you have a rational brain and left over monkey shit. Monkey is hurt that she fucked him. Monkey will feel better if he has a small dick. Maybe it's a territory thing like if his dick is bigger, then he got into territory you've never been into. But if his dick was smaller then your dick's gone further and so your dick has been places his never has been. I don't know it's monkey brain.

                                          Ladies, You should know that if it's about the man go ahead and lie. We want you to say his dick was smaller. we aren't going to research it you're never going to get caught for this.

                                          • Jonathan Vian
                                            Jonathan Vian  4 weeks back

                                            The Presidency should be gotten rid of or have its power taken away. Let Trump say the stupidest shit in the world!

                                            • Jonathan Vian
                                              Jonathan Vian  4 weeks back

                                              Hey Bill, epstein was probably killed himself. You still have to investigate, it was too convienant. Cosby, Harvey Weinstien, and Bill Clinton/Monica Lewinsky were all a conspiracy theory.

                                              • the last of the lemmings

                                                Twenty four hours of of surveillance entails ALEXA!!

                                                • CyberRonin
                                                  CyberRonin  4 weeks back

                                                  Fuck Trump

                                                  • Monster Magnet
                                                    Monster Magnet  4 weeks back

                                                    Jesus Bill... research a subject before you rant.

                                                    • Victor Dell
                                                      Victor Dell  4 weeks back

                                                      Tap tap tap..Hello..You don't live in a REAL democracy or republic...

                                                      Anyone who votes or even cares what politicians do is a completely dumbed down brainwashed moron...

                                                      However, you are normal and part of the majority...

                                                      Congratulations you fucking idiots... :8)

                                                      • Lever Action
                                                        Lever Action  4 weeks back

                                                        only one other inmate in that prison committed "suicide" This place is like a super max. Suicides just don't happen.

                                                        • Lever Action
                                                          Lever Action  4 weeks back

                                                          The left has been screaming to tax the rich forever. Well, now you got what they asked for, from a republican.

                                                          • Tohunga Uwishin
                                                            Tohunga Uwishin  4 weeks back

                                                            As if the Mob disappeared and could not enter politics.. Governor Christie.. Mayor Giuliani..

                                                            • M Moore
                                                              M Moore  4 weeks back

                                                              Screw the dems....

                                                              • Sarcipious A
                                                                Sarcipious A  4 weeks back

                                                                Inspirational T shirt :" Tell that bitch to shut up!". < 8 P

                                                                • Sledgerend
                                                                  Sledgerend  4 weeks back

                                                                  Complains about Trump retweeting “conspiracy theory” but then goes on about how he doesn’t even think Epstein is dead 😂😂

                                                                  hey bill do you listen to yourself? You act like you know wtf you’re talking about but then you say “that’s why i don’t pay attention to politics”... ok then shut up about it and get back to the dick jokes or whatever.

                                                                  • CB
                                                                    CB  4 weeks back

                                                                    This episode of the Monday Morning Podcast sponsored by: The Clinton Foundation.

                                                                    • Scrambler 1000
                                                                      Scrambler 1000  4 weeks back

                                                                      You have turned into such a libtard. I am sick of comedians talking politics. You are supposed to be making people laugh, not depressing them. You've lost your touch in the last few years Mr. Burr. This is why Stanhope is king.

                                                                      • Norman Bates
                                                                        Norman Bates  4 weeks back

                                                                        Anybody who thinks the Clinton's aren't like a mob...Watch this

                                                                        • bettybundgaard
                                                                          bettybundgaard  4 weeks back

                                                                          Feel bad for the guy who asked his girl about size. Like Bill said: women are not in relationsships because of it, don't fall in love because of it and the bigger is not the better.

                                                                          • Brandon cox
                                                                            Brandon cox  4 weeks back

                                                                            if you start a third party for America I will show the rest how to follow. A third party has never been allowed to start because the other two parties will shut down the momentum before it can start. Use their weapon against them. "Art of WAR, one cart of your enemies weapons is worth 10 of your own." Truth should not be angry but needs to be in our day in age to be heard. compromise is the solution. partner with Shaprio and show compromise. change the world. I have tried but can't. YOU CAN!!!

                                                                            • Derived Cunt
                                                                              Derived Cunt  4 weeks back

                                                                              i thought i was the only one tripping onbthe donald trump tweets, obama on lat night talk shows, and michele obama doing a dance on the ellen show! its like ur preparing speeches and dances for talk shows... wtf about speeches and plans about the nation... there dicking around these passed decades

                                                                              • DOG FACED GODS \m/
                                                                                DOG FACED GODS \m/  4 weeks back

                                                                                Dude nailed the 3 Act structure perfectly. 1st ten pages builds to an inciting incident and shit goes off.

                                                                                • Bryan Lawrenson
                                                                                  Bryan Lawrenson  4 weeks back

                                                                                  Bill, I love your standup and f is for family. You are a legend and a no nonsense kinda guy. With that being said, you dont know what the FUCK your talking about when it comes to the Clinton's. Hilary's father was LITERALLY CHICAGO'S MOB BOSS! If you dont think "The Clinton kill count" is real, I lost all respect for you. I am Canadian, but the way your overstepping when you are calling Republicans mouth breathers, you are going to piss off most of your fans.

                                                                                  The Democrats support murder, planned parenthood has killed 19,000,000 black children, let alone the rest. My body, My choice" is an excuse for mentally I'll/ brainwashed ,pussy hat wearing females to kill their babies just because his/her immature, lazy skanky ass wanted to have unprotected sex. Because you can't afford it, body shape, or the father ain't shit is no reason to murder.

                                                                                  Democrats also push the trans/binary agenda that are allowing these ghastly mentally I'll with an extreme identity crisis transgenders read propaganda story books, and asking pre-school and kindergarden children "what gender/pronoun do they identify with?". This is domestic terrorism on the minds of children, masculinity, and society as a whole, what do you thinks going to happen if we allow this continue? If kids arent growing up trans or binary(mentally ill), they will be gay or a straight feminine snowflake. You may laugh, if it became a norm in schools, you wait when all the women 25 years from now can't find a man she is attracted to

                                                                                  Democratic represented cities are shitholes. Democrats claim Trump is a racist, but he is going after marijuana laws, so they arent throwing minorities in jail for life for possessing a joint.....thanks to laws passed by Bill Clinton. Democrats stage false flag attacks like the Jessie smollet fake hate crime, who initially said it was 2 white trump supporters with masks on.

                                                                                  Trump has made it easier for black people to get business loans. Trump has created over a million jobs, so I am sure that brings crime down in some sense, if your working, no time/nèed for gangs. Trumps best assets to campaign I believe is Candace Owen's, who happens to be a black woman. He loves Kanye. Trump is not a racist.

                                                                                  As a fan Bill, I just want to say..... you should tread very lightly when sticking up for Democrats....We know Trumps not perfect, but again calling Trump supporters mouth breathers is pretty fucked up on your part. You need to do your research about the history of the Democrats, and follow your moms number one rule: "if you dont have anything SMART to say, dont say it at all".

                                                                                  • 007
                                                                                    007  4 weeks back

                                                                                    The Eagles are going to destroy your Patriots. They took Tom Brady's soul the last time they played.

                                                                                    • 007
                                                                                      007  4 weeks back

                                                                                      Google is changing search results of all kinds of topics to steer votes. Before you call that conspiracy watch the Senate hearings on it.

                                                                                      • 007
                                                                                        007  4 weeks back

                                                                                        Sorry Bill but the fact that you believe these things are conspiracy theories means you don't know enough to intelligently comment.

                                                                                        • John Arizona
                                                                                          John Arizona  4 weeks back

                                                                                          Hey Bill Burr, your a comedian, act like it.

                                                                                          • Charlos
                                                                                            Charlos  4 weeks back

                                                                                            Peyton Manning is hands down a better QB than Tom Brady

                                                                                            • AttnJack
                                                                                              AttnJack  4 weeks back

                                                                                              Journalist Whitney Webb is doing great work on Epstein and his sexual blackmail operation.

                                                                                              • dany dettoni
                                                                                                dany dettoni  4 weeks back

                                                                                                Satanist and junkie pedophile, aleister crowley promoted "do what thou wilt". This world lives by this phrase, from rock stars to politicians. "Do what you will" is Satanic, check it out!

                                                                                                • Ben Wood
                                                                                                  Ben Wood  4 weeks back

                                                                                                  Hmmm, I think I'll go to a comedy club and get offended by things that mean something to me.. why is being a fucking victim so cool now days? Makes real victims less. Crying wolf is for lil queers who have everything and want more(jussie smellet). How can you get more when you have everything? Well, you can always be a victim..why not? Because your a fucking adult, thats why. Real victims are quickly becoming nothing worth talking about because theres plenty of fake victims to shit on. Well if everyone hates fake victims so much, why do we still give them praise? Guess talking about em dosnt help