Monday Morning Podcast 4-8-19

  • Published: 08 April 2019
  • Bill rambles about wigs, femurs, and Cadbury Eggs.

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    I was born a freckled child in a land far away during a much simpler time. I did well in school until it counted. As a freshman in high school I had dreams of going to Notre Dame and becoming a lawyer. By the time I was sophomore I was taking shop class and was considering getting into construction. I ended up working in warehousing and unloading trucks. Other than stand up, that job was the most fun I ever had.

    I am now a stand up comedian. I do a couple hundred shows a year. And I enjoy the travel. I’ve done four hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This”, “Let It Go”, “You People Are All The Same” and “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.” I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. And I have an animated series on Netflix called: ‘F’ Is For Family.’ Occasionally I act in movies but only when they let me.
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Comments • 488

  • Kaleidoscopic Videos
    Kaleidoscopic Videos  3 months back

    I’m not a searcher I’m a seeker 😂😭

      LEAD BELLY  3 months back

      Bit shocked that bill doesn’t know what fondant is and has never heard of confectionery.......then he didn’t even know what the inside of an egg is called!!!!..........I thought Americans live on eggs.

      • LEAD BELLY
        LEAD BELLY  3 months back

        Right I’m sick of hearing about bills BALD HEAD ....I’m a laaaaaady and I want all you baldies to know once and for all that no one cares if your bald,I don’t even notice it half the time stop worrying and just try to a cool person ok?

        • Carew Martin
          Carew Martin  4 months back

          Bill looking up cadbury eggs made me laugh because the explanation contained a word he didn't know so he had to look up that word which contained a word he didn't know so he had to look up that word which contained a word he didn't know so he had to look up that word

          • Noah May
            Noah May  4 months back

            Great job on being sober for that long dude!

            • Uncle Tommy
              Uncle Tommy  4 months back

              Burr is the man

              • Adil Y
                Adil Y  4 months back

                Was he talking about Dan Carlin's podcast ? 14:00

                • Matthew Cioffi
                  Matthew Cioffi  5 months back

                  Bill Burr is a VERY talented ventriloquist.
                  You can't see his mouth move at all as he talks.

                  • OMG BeCkY
                    OMG BeCkY  5 months back

                    Three minutes in and already a commercial. Dude fuck off with this shit. This is why I don't listen to your vids.

                    • HORATIO MONROE
                      HORATIO MONROE  5 months back

                      Congrats, and props on the 20 Week mark Ol’ Freckles 🎉

                      • Aim High Media Services
                        Aim High Media Services  5 months back

                        Great podcast episode you ginger freckled fuck!

                        • Jay Gee
                          Jay Gee  5 months back

                          Man YouTube podcast listeners have skyrocketed. When I started listening to Burr on here a few years ago the pods only got a few thousand (most listeners were on other platforms). Now, 75k! Good on you Billy Bald-win

                          • Sean Belcher
                            Sean Belcher  5 months back


                            • Jay Gee
                              Jay Gee  5 months back

                              Shots fired at Dan Carlin!!! 13:50

                              • Pumpin George
                                Pumpin George  5 months back

                                Where is the podcast for this week ?what happened you fall off the wagon you weak little fuck

                                • Morgan Dawn
                                  Morgan Dawn  5 months back

                                  Really counting on you to get me through my Monday ole freckles.
                                  You were great on Conan by the way!

                                  • Jimmy A
                                    Jimmy A  5 months back

                                    I wish there were more ads during the podcast

                                    • Elijah Davidson
                                      Elijah Davidson  5 months back

                                      These podcasts get me to pay day. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

                                      • Smwad 710
                                        Smwad 710  5 months back

                                        I’m a Bruins fan but I started liking the sharks since the we had the ahl sharks in Worcester (2006- 2015 anyway R.I.P Ice Cats) plus my brother moved to San Jose so they make a good back up team.

                                          10M views  5 months back

                                          50:06 Haha this got me lmao

                                          • SoldStudios
                                            SoldStudios  5 months back

                                            @1:03:45 thas so funny man, me too, for the longest time. thanks for sharing your journey with us all. 'ol freckles one of the greats 👍

                                            • Legen Daddy
                                              Legen Daddy  5 months back

                                              Bill "how 'bout those bruins" Burr 😄

                                              • Kinley Miller
                                                Kinley Miller  5 months back

                                                So anyone who can google better than ole billy boy wanna drop that link of the lamb of god video he was talking about?

                                                • Zachary June
                                                  Zachary June  5 months back

                                                  Woah woah woah 9 mid-roll ads? I always watch these with adblock on I didn't know he had this many...

                                                  • tho mas
                                                    tho mas  5 months back

                                                    Can't you TURN OFF that fucking reverb Bill?? It's NAUSEATING.

                                                    • E-Wreck Utah
                                                      E-Wreck Utah  5 months back

                                                      why can't it be mail phallic?

                                                      • Landon Roy
                                                        Landon Roy  5 months back

                                                        Hey Billy boy I don’t think you placed enough adds in here, ya fackin ass hat

                                                        • Jason Andrews
                                                          Jason Andrews  5 months back

                                                          33:55 when Bill was like "Oh SH*T!" I thought he remembered something he needed to do but forgot(like he always does) but then he mentions its a 'Kill your wife' plan lol

                                                          • Nonya Business
                                                            Nonya Business  5 months back

                                                            I enjoy everything except the sports talk. Sports bore the fuck out of me

                                                            • mrtheluckybucket
                                                              mrtheluckybucket  5 months back

                                                              Does anyone know what his setup for his podcast is??

                                                              • amers freon
                                                                amers freon  5 months back

                                                                Love it! Dick her down dude!!! LOL!!! That usually works!!!!

                                                                • WDDW Group
                                                                  WDDW Group  5 months back

                                                                  Billy, great podcasts but do you think YT could take it easy on adverts? 😁 if possible... dont know.

                                                                  • redcolt777
                                                                    redcolt777  5 months back

                                                                    ten adverts you greedy cunt

                                                                    • Dusty
                                                                      Dusty  5 months back

                                                                      Tickled by the Kellen Winslow reference; never forget that game-San Diegan checking in.

                                                                      • Anthony Peppers
                                                                        Anthony Peppers  5 months back

                                                                        Classic Bill Burr going off on his equipment is always a favorite 😂

                                                                        • Douglas Storch
                                                                          Douglas Storch  5 months back

                                                                          Bill if you trash talk Dan Carlin again I will personally fuck you up you stupid ginger bitch. He never said that field existed he was quoting from a book, apparently you listen about as well as you read out loud.

                                                                          All jokes aside I love you but you’re still a dumb fuck.

                                                                          • Alan Hardcastle
                                                                            Alan Hardcastle  5 months back

                                                                            WHERES THE NEW ONE!!! Billy "No More Booze" Burr

                                                                            • chris M
                                                                              chris M  5 months back

                                                                              You American son of aAAmmmerrruccca.

                                                                              • chris M
                                                                                chris M  5 months back

                                                                                Fuck you William

                                                                                • Ask MiName
                                                                                  Ask MiName  5 months back

                                                                                  Tomorrow by Annie is already in my head. and I dont know why.

                                                                                  • Incognito Jet
                                                                                    Incognito Jet  5 months back

                                                                                    Ol Billy "Fuck dumb bitches" Burr, putting 'em in their place! I work with a ton of women, so to hear you shit all over em, is *Exactly* how I feel. It was like therapy, but for frrrreeee

                                                                                    • Leroy D Brown
                                                                                      Leroy D Brown  5 months back

                                                                                      Probably the best description of a Cabury's Cream Egg in the world 👍

                                                                                      • Omni Link
                                                                                        Omni Link  5 months back

                                                                                        CONGRATS! I quit drinking this year!

                                                                                        • Napoleon
                                                                                          Napoleon  5 months back

                                                                                          Omni Link yo congrats man!!!

                                                                                      • White T Poison
                                                                                        White T Poison  5 months back

                                                                                        I like how he shits on AA even though he’s pretty much been doing AA twice a week via this podcast

                                                                                        • Steve Ostrowski
                                                                                          Steve Ostrowski  5 months back

                                                                                          enough ads?

                                                                                          • samer mansour
                                                                                            samer mansour  5 months back

                                                                                            Bill you're one of the funniest people in the class comedian......just don't get involved in football :P (That's soccer to y'all)

                                                                                            • Les Playball
                                                                                              Les Playball  5 months back

                                                                                              Bit of an echo on this one ol' freckles.

                                                                                              • Everett World
                                                                                                Everett World  5 months back

                                                                                                Bill Burr should have a radio show in a new GTA game.

                                                                                                • Matthew Cioffi
                                                                                                  Matthew Cioffi  5 months back

                                                                                                  I have heard that recommendation before. It would be legitimately awesome, even though it is very unlikely.