Monday Morning Podcast 5-6-19

  • Published: 07 May 2019
  • Bill rambles with Joe Bartnick about Europe, aggressive Scientologists, and spin the bottle.

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    I was born a freckled child in a land far away during a much simpler time. I did well in school until it counted. As a freshman in high school I had dreams of going to Notre Dame and becoming a lawyer. By the time I was sophomore I was taking shop class and was considering getting into construction. I ended up working in warehousing and unloading trucks. Other than stand up, that job was the most fun I ever had.

    I am now a stand up comedian. I do a couple hundred shows a year. And I enjoy the travel. I’ve done four hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This”, “Let It Go”, “You People Are All The Same” and “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.” I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. And I have an animated series on Netflix called: ‘F’ Is For Family.’ Occasionally I act in movies but only when they let me.
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Comments • 332

  • Simarpreet Singh Sandhu
    Simarpreet Singh Sandhu  3 months back

    Twice a month is a lot? Man thats kinda fucked up at 35years? Makes you rethink marriage

    • rick worley
      rick worley  4 months back

      this guy is so black pussy whipped .........bad white people!!

      • DankyonPCin420p
        DankyonPCin420p  4 months back

        Amazing podcast Billy!! :D

        • GamezVault
          GamezVault  4 months back

          • Fuzzy
            Fuzzy  4 months back

            ol billy ball bags coming at you every week somehow with different sound levels each time!

            seriously man, you're smart enough to figure this out

            • Michael McWhorter
              Michael McWhorter  4 months back

              You are so fucking boring. Dried up, lame. Goodbye whatever your name is. Get off my Uribe and stay off. Leave us alone. Go rub one out on Monday, leave us alone, you wasting space for no reason.

              • Pat Brodie
                Pat Brodie  4 months back

                Wow, yep, it is a different world out there now 🤔

                • Ufo Joe
                  Ufo Joe  4 months back

                  fuck podcasts mate, when is the next special???

                  • Matt Lyons
                    Matt Lyons  4 months back

                    Burr should have been at the Johann cruyff arena on Wednesday man. That would cement him as a soccer fan. I can't wait to here him talk about the Liverpool match

                    • Khalid S. Mizyed
                      Khalid S. Mizyed  4 months back

                      Such a disappointment when someone as intelligent and critical as Bill, is completely oblivious and ignorant to the tragedies Israhell is causing on this planet. Really easy to say "they shot 700 rockets" but it's never easy to find the truth. God bless.

                      • Nyx 47
                        Nyx 47  4 months back


                        • Nick Barnes
                          Nick Barnes  4 months back

                          Bill, get a better mic for god sakes 😂

                          • rosselliswilkinson
                            rosselliswilkinson  4 months back

                            Ginger balls is there any chance you will appear in Better Call Saul.Love your work

                            • Kaylim Z
                              Kaylim Z  4 months back

                              What happened bill? Did you hang up your coat on the microphone?

                              • Kelly Violette
                                Kelly Violette  4 months back

                                whatever ~ “The quality of your life depends on how well you manage your body, your mind, your emotion, your situations, your home, your communities, nations, your life in general and the world.”
                                ―     Jaggi Vasudev,   Inner Management: In the Presence of the Master

                                • Rusty Shackelford
                                  Rusty Shackelford  4 months back

                                  I love when Bill talks about getting high...he always has such a unique perspective on it. "A right side high.." haa

                                  • Rusty Shackelford
                                    Rusty Shackelford  4 months back

                                    Bill needs someone with a clue to get him high...he either goes to outer space or he doesn't feel're missing out man.

                                • Justin
                                  Justin  4 months back

                                  tha fackin bwaltic dwood

                                  • jacob
                                    jacob  4 months back

                                    It was a great show thank you for get her

                                    • Antonio Sousa
                                      Antonio Sousa  4 months back

                                      Bill...... thats typical American in Europe , allways comparing with USA , very boring

                                      • Yuda Ben
                                        Yuda Ben  4 months back

                                        Come back to Israel bill! Ol Billie freckle face!

                                        • Gal Fleming
                                          Gal Fleming  4 months back

                                          Ha! Fuck all happens in Israel. Keep in mind, that there is a so-called war going on over there. Reality is, Israel keeps occupying Palestinian land & denying Palestinians' basic human rights. There are millions of Palestinian refugees in places like Jordan and Israel kills a ridiculous amount of Palestinians each year. Oh! Fascism - the irony.

                                          • IamTheOneGoat
                                            IamTheOneGoat  4 months back

                                            Caught you show in Amsterdam last Saturday, the laughs were mighty!
                                            Billy, as you keep on saying that you are of Irish-German heritage, when can we expect you in Ireland? You would slay over here!

                                            • Tierney Aldrich-Stanek
                                              Tierney Aldrich-Stanek  4 months back

                                              "literally a rat, not Marchand"- love it

                                              • Ali Husssin
                                                Ali Husssin  4 months back

                                                wow bill so now u support israel? lost respectfor u fuck the zionists

                                                • izzy B
                                                  izzy B  4 months back

                                                  When did Bill start doin drugs?

                                                  • Lucy Fuir
                                                    Lucy Fuir  4 months back

                                                    To the guy with the girl who has the girlfriend she don't want you no more it's quite obvious she wants you to pay for her stuff take care of her in every way except sexually where she's going to rely on another woman to do that she's using you bro get out of there take it from someone who's been through that situation before. when a girl asks you if she can have a girl friend not as a one night stand your relationship is pretty much over

                                                    • jay row
                                                      jay row  4 months back

                                                      Dude bill can you mention the islanders or long island ever? You never talk about long island! In any of your talking shit I was waiting for it there and it didn't happen

                                                      • jay row
                                                        jay row  4 months back

                                                        Make fun of it I don't give a fuck and I'm mad right now I forgot to call you billy the booze bag

                                                    • Jason H
                                                      Jason H  4 months back

                                                      Bill, update your thumbnail pic. You don't have hair anymore. You're like a fat chick using her highschool photo on Facebook.

                                                      • Fargonauts
                                                        Fargonauts  4 months back

                                                        Hey, whats goin' on. It's Bill Burr coming to live from a sewer.

                                                        • Ben Godleman
                                                          Ben Godleman  4 months back

                                                          Faaaaagggggg 😂

                                                          • Dean Jay
                                                            Dean Jay  4 months back

                                                            We loved u in Afas Amsterdam hope to see you soon!!!

                                                            • ...x
                                                              ...x  4 months back

                                                              Cults are cults because the whole purpose of them existing is to exploit people for financial or other gain. Medieval religion definitely did have cult like characteristics and there are some subsets of major religions that are very cult like. Aspects of cults usually make people dependent on the group so they can maintain control, examples include conditional acceptance and when those conditions are broken acceptance is no longer available your spouse might be instructed to divorce you, your children told not to contact you etc.

                                                              Cults often also dissuade people from going to university or becoming educated and only being employed by businesses owned by other cult members. In this case a person is emotionally and financially dependent on the group. Finally cults often focus on some kind of spiritual authority in the form of a person or group of people that are above the laws of the land and will use this authority for some kind of exploitation, emotional, physical or sexual etc.

                                                              Cults aren't about the religious beliefs but how they function as a social construct so when looking to see if an organisation is a cult the religious dogma isn't really that important. So yes you can have cult like characteristics in mainstream religion and you can have a benign small group that believe some "wacky" things but don't satisfy the definition of cult.

                                                              • Peter Combs
                                                                Peter Combs  4 months back

                                                                Just read a great story in the Jerusalem Post, Bill, you killed it in Tel Aviv!. Israeli's do have a fabulous sense of humor, they have to, look at where they live.

                                                                • Spirit Light
                                                                  Spirit Light  4 months back

                                                                  Israel is a murderous, genocidal apartheid state. WTF is a Boston IRISH comedian doing there, supporting genocide and apartheid ??

                                                                  • Joshua M
                                                                    Joshua M  4 months back

                                                                    54:55 LOL as I am literally taking a drink of a mint julep as he says this bit. LOL

                                                                    • Byrnzie400
                                                                      Byrnzie400  4 months back

                                                                      Instead of performing for a bunch of racists in an apartheid state whilst just around the corner they're shooting unarmed protesters and killing pregnant women and babies, you should have been at Anfield watching Liverpool smash Barcelona 4-0, you stupid cunt.

                                                                      • Chris Burgess
                                                                        Chris Burgess  4 months back

                                                                        Loved this one, my face hurts!

                                                                        • Gal Beeri
                                                                          Gal Beeri  4 months back

                                                                          I had lots of fun at your show in israel tnx

                                                                          • kevin r.
                                                                            kevin r.  4 months back

                                                                            My 1977 JC Penney 8-track stereo microphone sounded better than this.

                                                                            • Moshe M
                                                                              Moshe M  4 months back

                                                                              Big love from Israel Billy

                                                                              • Cooking with Buds
                                                                                Cooking with Buds  4 months back

                                                                                Oh my fucking god did you make this podcast in some rappers bathroom.

                                                                                • TheycallmeTC
                                                                                  TheycallmeTC  4 months back

                                                                                  Was anyone else fucking dying at bill and joe trying to figure out what non-binary gender meant? Omg that was hilarious

                                                                                  • Beach Boss
                                                                                    Beach Boss  4 months back

                                                                                    Get ur fucking mic on point, pro.

                                                                                    • jobje Rabbeljee
                                                                                      jobje Rabbeljee  4 months back

                                                                                      Real vanilla has small dark spots in it. It costs.

                                                                                      • Nightman
                                                                                        Nightman  4 months back

                                                                                        Did Bill say he is making more episodes of uniformed? Him and Joe are hilarious together

                                                                                        • TruthLoverofgod
                                                                                          TruthLoverofgod  4 months back


                                                                                          • JDRGamer JDRGamer
                                                                                            JDRGamer JDRGamer  4 months back

                                                                                            Ol Billy Magellan

                                                                                            • JDRGamer JDRGamer
                                                                                              JDRGamer JDRGamer  4 months back

                                                                                              Bill the level headed