Everything Wrong With G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra in 18 Minutes or Less


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  • L K
    L K  1 days back

    Once Duke had a connection to Baroness & Commander Cobra, *the movie was doomed.*

    • Marek Ślązak
      Marek Ślązak  2 days back

      Hey, wearing sunglasses on a rainy day when riding a motorcycle is not that bad of an idea... I mean at least the rain isn't falling into his eyes. Let's just forget he can't see anything, kay?

      • ZinoAmare
        ZinoAmare  3 days back

        the baroness was hot tho a Sin for no lingery moment! xD

        • Thomas Derose
          Thomas Derose  3 days back

          join my discord server https://discord.gg/45FJwY

          • Marieda Parellio
            Marieda Parellio  3 days back

            I didn’t realize half the cast of Mummy Returns was in this. I’m waiting for Evie to show up as a reincarnated princess who happens to be Baroness’s sister

            • Nerdly Reviews
              Nerdly Reviews  3 days back

              Every time that cartoonish accent cobra guy speaks I can’t tell if I’m watch a GI Joe film or Star Wars the Last Jedi, and between me and you I’ll watch that shit show over this one. Thank god the fast forward button is as durable as it is

              • Jason Beard
                Jason Beard  3 days back

                Raindrops can hurt when riding a motorcycle, which can be problematic for the eyes when you need to see, so yes, you'd be wearing glasses or sunglasses. They're not fucking welding goggles; you can still see perfectly fine.

                • Reverend Rico
                  Reverend Rico  4 days back

                  This was...well I enjoyed it while high as fuck. The sequel...no...

                  • Jerry Jerri
                    Jerry Jerri  5 days back

                    You do, GI FUCKING JOE, RISE OF COBRA.......BUT YOU WONT DO DEN OF THIEVES???!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                    • indo dragon
                      indo dragon  5 days back

                      13:41 it is because it is cool and cause it is just cool

                      • sIyceth
                        sIyceth  7 days back

                        2:00 you should have REMOVED the sin for cleavage

                        • Wolf Lover
                          Wolf Lover  7 days back


                          • AdrFax
                            AdrFax  1 weeks back

                            16:03 I never thought I'd see a "Chekhov's Sin" within my lifetime. Well done, CinemaSins.

                            • Majoranimefan123
                              Majoranimefan123  1 weeks back

                              Stop making current references to movies that came out after this it’s fucking stupid

                              • Juan Consuegra
                                Juan Consuegra  1 weeks back

                                Finally somebody as cinema sins says the forced relationship between Scarlett and ripcord which Scarlett never had any interested at all with any other Joe’s if it wasn’t snake eyes and we never got her relationship with snakes in this movie which I know for a fact pissed off a lot of the gi joe fans like myself😑😑😑😑😑

                              • 67th Sin
                                67th Sin  1 weeks back

                                @13:36 he really said "get your mathematical calculations Off of my Joe boner"

                                • Dill Pickle The Cactus Cat

                                  At this point I’m literally watching movies for free with an added bonus of this fucking dude.

                                  • Captain Smoke
                                    Captain Smoke  1 weeks back

                                    Every woman in this movie is just a superhot chick. lol What's the redhead's name?

                                    • AdrFax
                                      AdrFax  1 weeks back

                                      Scarlett Joe-hansson, of course.

                                      JK it's Rachel Nichols. She was supposed to return for a third one, but the Rock's busy schedule and Hasbro's slow progress on it has effectively sunk this version of the characters.

                                  • RandomNumber
                                    RandomNumber  1 weeks back

                                    "Dammit," I said to myself just before watching this video, "I'm so SICK of politics right now. I'll watch some CinemaSins to escape that..."


                                    • DaemonCaedo1
                                      DaemonCaedo1  2 weeks back

                                      Is there a reason Snake-eyes' mask has to have a goofy looking mouth modeled on it?

                                    • Pioneering Eagle
                                      Pioneering Eagle  2 weeks back

                                      only resion thoughs two wear it is its exspensive and is disined for only tranys who have not bean fuly trained so they can keep up with the team

                                      • Thicc Fila
                                        Thicc Fila  2 weeks back

                                        Fidget spinners in 2009 I didnt even know

                                        • Joey Mulvaney
                                          Joey Mulvaney  2 weeks back

                                          The reality behind powered suits like that would be terrible
                                          In halo the Spartans are only able to use it because their bodies have been surgically and genetically upgraded so much their bones wont snap like twigs every single time a movement would be made.
                                          If normal humans used such suits, they would quickly die, as even their spasms from pain due to the initial movements breaking their bones would continue to break their bodies..
                                          Would be bad all around

                                          • We've Been Attacked
                                            We've Been Attacked  2 weeks back

                                            3:53 discount Oscar Isaac

                                            • Orrenman
                                              Orrenman  2 weeks back

                                              I'm a computer! Stop all the downloading!

                                              • Kirsty
                                                Kirsty  2 weeks back

                                                Oh boy, as someone whom is Scottish, that accent was terrible.

                                                • Lucian Starkiller
                                                  Lucian Starkiller  2 weeks back

                                                  Am I the only one who thought JGL was Dr Mindbender the entire time during the first watch?

                                                  • Nick Collins
                                                    Nick Collins  2 weeks back

                                                    *ITS **18:16** SECONDS!!!!*

                                                    • ボイshrek the duckボイ


                                                      • BestHotboi NA
                                                        BestHotboi NA  2 weeks back

                                                        9:50 is just a cut scene from the 1st Mummy movie lol, i swear

                                                        • Devonte McCoy
                                                          Devonte McCoy  2 weeks back

                                                          Don't make me shoot a women that's racist😂😂😂😂😂

                                                          • ummm help
                                                            ummm help  2 weeks back

                                                            G.I. Joe american hero killing hundreds of civilians in foreign countrys

                                                            • Ofnir
                                                              Ofnir  2 weeks back

                                                              Cinemawokesins ...sorry that came off (forced)

                                                              • David Bro
                                                                David Bro  3 weeks back

                                                                Red head chick is 🔥 gonna watch Continuum again

                                                                • BigDutchKingTut
                                                                  BigDutchKingTut  3 weeks back

                                                                  @13:13 and of course the black guy get brutalized by the police..? That's racist.

                                                                  • BigDutchKingTut
                                                                    BigDutchKingTut  3 weeks back

                                                                    @9:24 and that's racist. 😏😉👍

                                                                    • Philip Martin
                                                                      Philip Martin  3 weeks back

                                                                      Everything Wrong With Justice League of America (1997)

                                                                      • Brody Ramsey
                                                                        Brody Ramsey  3 weeks back

                                                                        So you just hate all movies or something?

                                                                        • subito113
                                                                          subito113  3 weeks back

                                                                          Lather, rinse, and obey.
                                                                          Its time to wash your hair today!

                                                                          • Dominic Sedillo
                                                                            Dominic Sedillo  3 weeks back

                                                                            Oh man! They said "ATM Machine"!!!!

                                                                            • hewstopia H. Christ
                                                                              hewstopia H. Christ  3 weeks back

                                                                              Drumpf bad

                                                                              • Sheryl Wilkins
                                                                                Sheryl Wilkins  3 weeks back

                                                                                That explains the MAGA rallies. LOL

                                                                                • Killergamers118 Windshuttel

                                                                                  4:28 he sounds like captain Mac Millian, ghost and Soap from the Cod me series

                                                                                  • tornadosirenlover100
                                                                                    tornadosirenlover100  3 weeks back

                                                                                    Oh hay a MST3K reference and I'm only half a minute into the sins!

                                                                                    • Kobe Teeth
                                                                                      Kobe Teeth  3 weeks back

                                                                                      A fucking Tremors reference. I can die happy now.

                                                                                      • V Supreme
                                                                                        V Supreme  3 weeks back

                                                                                        Red stuff are tracer rounds

                                                                                        • Holy Cucumber
                                                                                          Holy Cucumber  3 weeks back

                                                                                          Tbh some of these “sins” are actually over the top. It’s like you’re the most serious person who can’t even have a little fun moment.

                                                                                          • Holy Cucumber
                                                                                            Holy Cucumber  2 weeks back

                                                                                            Basketball Kev i get the ourpose is to be sarcastic but at the same time some sins make abosulute no sense at all. In either a funny or serious way

                                                                                          • Basketball Kev
                                                                                            Basketball Kev  2 weeks back

                                                                                            Ohhh the irony of your comment 😂😂😂 you sound like the exact person you just described, youre not supposed to take this channel that seriously lbs its all in good fun my guy

                                                                                        • studinthemaking
                                                                                          studinthemaking  3 weeks back

                                                                                          This movie was so awful. It made cobra looks good.