Monday Morning Podcast 6-17-19

  • Published: 17 June 2019
  • Bill rambles about men dying young, being aggressive, and fun funerals.

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    I was born a freckled child in a land far away during a much simpler time. I did well in school until it counted. As a freshman in high school I had dreams of going to Notre Dame and becoming a lawyer. By the time I was sophomore I was taking shop class and was considering getting into construction. I ended up working in warehousing and unloading trucks. Other than stand up, that job was the most fun I ever had.

    I am now a stand up comedian. I do a couple hundred shows a year. And I enjoy the travel. I’ve done four hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This”, “Let It Go”, “You People Are All The Same” and “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.” I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. And I have an animated series on Netflix called: ‘F’ Is For Family.’ Occasionally I act in movies but only when they let me.
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Comments • 418

  • furrnandough
    furrnandough  1 weeks back


    • Jeff Baker
      Jeff Baker  2 weeks back

      This Bill dude gives out some good advice sometimes. Love his attitude.

      • entertainedbyidiots
        entertainedbyidiots  1 months back

        44:44 THANK YOU for saying it correctly!  so many people pronounce it like rout.

        • Kristijan
          Kristijan  2 months back

          That "tiger eats you"... I seee that ol red connection with CK... niceeee reminder of great stand up...

          • K. Gordon Raphael
            K. Gordon Raphael  2 months back


            • Crystal Honey
              Crystal Honey  3 months back

              What happened to the 6.24.19 podcast I was just listening to it and now it’s deleted?

              • Hiroshi13
                Hiroshi13  3 months back

                I'm over here wondering what happened to the guy in the tygah "condo".

                • Dustin Kotek
                  Dustin Kotek  3 months back

                  You can I eat Wild caught fish and uncured organic grass fed beef. You can I eat organic Free range eggs. You can grow your own fruits and vegetables even on a patio of a balcony at an apartment or indoors with lights.

                  There are plenty of ways to eat healthy.
                  The sucky part is that our organic and grass fed food has to cost twice as much the unhealthy nasty garbage whatever the hell's in it food.

                  Taste the difference. Its there.

                  • Rachel Highfill
                    Rachel Highfill  3 months back

                    Get video wtf it's 2019 God dam you old ass man

                    • Ashley Povelaitis
                      Ashley Povelaitis  3 months back

                      Ca was at the restaurant on Thursday and her boyfriend didn't say anything at all. She said no matter how hard she tries he keeps quiet. He needs to speak up.

                      • Jeff Baker
                        Jeff Baker  2 weeks back

                        No idea what you're talking about.

                      • jobje Rabbeljee
                        jobje Rabbeljee  2 months back

                        What has that to do with what the hell?

                    • Jeff Davis
                      Jeff Davis  3 months back

                      “This is coming from an asshole”17:37

                      I should start every sentence with that phrase

                      • Freyrfimbulwinter
                        Freyrfimbulwinter  3 months back

                        We are more free than any other country, by comparison. But a couple extra links in the chain doesn't = freedom.

                        • Jeff Baker
                          Jeff Baker  2 weeks back

                          Too vague to convey any meaning.

                      • Hi there
                        Hi there  3 months back

                        Very annoying, deserves a big dislike

                        • mulehop17
                          mulehop17  3 months back

                          It's not conspiracy Bill all those stack and pack disgustingly cramped buildings you see in every city. As you may or may not be aware, huge chunks of America are being flooded right now especially farmland. Those who escape the flooding experience massive storms and tornadoes or fires so people are being displaced. They are building those stacking packs specifically for this reason because they are going to force people to relocate. It's all in the United Nations Agenda 21 and agenda 2030, all you have to do is read it.

                          • Vood jin
                            Vood jin  3 months back

                            @Bill: Navalny is not a "Journalist", he is a cheap motherfucker, paid by US-Sponsors, who trys to destabilize the goverment, so the US can do the same shit, they try right now in Syria and Venezuela - put their own willing puppets in the leading position and to be able to rob the country of it's resources. Navalny is a fucking traitor and everybody knows it. But to the rest of your monolog, I agree 100% Much love from germany and go fuck yourself. ❤

                            • Sulema Rodriguez
                              Sulema Rodriguez  3 months back

                              You should see how many African bees in South, tx. McAllen

                              • Nicholas Byram
                                Nicholas Byram  3 months back

                                What a fayg!

                                • Tyler Fresina
                                  Tyler Fresina  3 months back

                                  Bill's friend that got beat up for smashing another guys girl was Bob Kelly?

                                  • BakedSandwichh !
                                    BakedSandwichh !  3 months back

                                    Was the hair transplant worth it if you’re still miserable?

                                    • sttyxx
                                      sttyxx  3 months back

                                      Monday morning soccer mom podcast.... zzzz...zzzzzzzzz....zz..

                                      • Chris Madison
                                        Chris Madison  3 months back

                                        "You need a hweapon" hahaha

                                        • shea benson
                                          shea benson  3 months back

                                          Please Talk about whoppie goldberg story 😂

                                          • Aim High Media Services
                                            Aim High Media Services  3 months back

                                            43:42 Ol' blue balls is really getting into this dating advice, love the voice acting lmao

                                            • Cookie 123
                                              Cookie 123  3 months back

                                              It’s rugby league rep round this weekend billy boy get on it ya freckled fuck!

                                              • Charley Varrick
                                                Charley Varrick  3 months back

                                                N u as a 1781 er or resident , if u know who this is, well u just as guilty. N will be held accountable.

                                                • Charley Varrick
                                                  Charley Varrick  3 months back

                                                  Why do u do this or allow them to get away with this especially with the number situation. This person is going to b broke or dead or in jail.

                                                  • Charley Varrick
                                                    Charley Varrick  3 months back

                                                    Stack doesnt get it

                                                    • Charley Varrick
                                                      Charley Varrick  3 months back

                                                      The question is why r u spying on me n what makes u think u going to get away with this. I would also like to know what do u have anything to do with my process of how I handle it ?

                                                      • Charley Varrick
                                                        Charley Varrick  3 months back


                                                        • ky le
                                                          ky le  3 months back

                                                          bill needs to give some real advise and tell that broad to lose some weight

                                                          • ky le
                                                            ky le  3 months back

                                                            read "snake" about 30 years ago - still remember a lot of it, was a good read Bradshaw'a autobio was good too

                                                            • Jason i love oz
                                                              Jason i love oz  3 months back

                                                              Bang on bill.i got sweet fa for dads day

                                                              • Damon John
                                                                Damon John  3 months back

                                                                I believe you were thinking of tabouli?

                                                              • NOISLAMONAZIS DOTCOM
                                                                NOISLAMONAZIS DOTCOM  3 months back

                                                                Bill boring the shit out of most of his audience with football

                                                                • Richard Cherry
                                                                  Richard Cherry  3 months back

                                                                  You are so boring you could be British...except for the accent.

                                                                  • Scott 0
                                                                    Scott 0  3 months back

                                                                    About surprise heart attacks - K2 directs calcium to go bones. Without it, calcium builds up in arteries which causes heart attack. Cholesterol is blamed because it's trying to smooth out the damage. Google "foods high in K2" That's what you should eat more of.

                                                                    • It's all good man
                                                                      It's all good man  3 months back

                                                                      All the B's? what about...

                                                                      A Burrito Blizzard!?!

                                                                      • Guerilla Life University
                                                                        Guerilla Life University  3 months back

                                                                        Why is this man Bill Burr not president of the United States?

                                                                        • Joshua Gaffney
                                                                          Joshua Gaffney  3 months back

                                                                          Im glad Im not the only one who asks exactly this question..

                                                                      • MemeWarVeteran2016
                                                                        MemeWarVeteran2016  3 months back

                                                                        WHeapon, WHyate HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

                                                                        • Mauricio Parada
                                                                          Mauricio Parada  3 months back

                                                                          Why are u going to indianapolis bill...

                                                                          • Nathan Roscoe
                                                                            Nathan Roscoe  3 months back

                                                                            Love you Billy Blue Balls

                                                                            • Nobby Barnes
                                                                              Nobby Barnes  3 months back

                                                                              Not the enlightenment.

                                                                              • jobje Rabbeljee
                                                                                jobje Rabbeljee  3 months back

                                                                                DICK JOHNSTEN SEN
                                                                                you FUCK!

                                                                                • Anais Nin
                                                                                  Anais Nin  3 months back


                                                                                  • jobje Rabbeljee
                                                                                    jobje Rabbeljee  3 months back

                                                                                    I stick with the
                                                                                    7 bucks "o chunk privelege. I ain't lyin.


                                                                                    • Raphael Hameed
                                                                                      Raphael Hameed  3 months back

                                                                                      Happy Birthday Bill Burr, no relation to Raymond...Party with Queen Nia & The Little Princess and cherish the moment.

                                                                                      • Scott F
                                                                                        Scott F  3 months back

                                                                                        Billy Bursitis 55 here and rotater cuff ankle neck and back Yep Snap Crackle POP ;- \ Booze helps with the pain as the hospital only gives Ya Tylonol The liver killer I'll do the drink fer now as I hobble around Town ;- }

                                                                                        • IxaacKibbie
                                                                                          IxaacKibbie  3 months back